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My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. Either they go or I do.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Let's be wild tonight.

(1920 – 1939) Finnish actress

Last words Sari died by falling down a chimney during a party. She and one of the men went up to the roof of the hotel and mistook a chimney for a scenery balcony – climbed up and fell into a heating boiler.

I still live.

Daniel Webster

(1782 – 1852) American statesman, senator (Massachusetts) & writer

Last words The day before his best friend Peter Harvey had stated that Webster looked as if he was suffering. Webster told Harvey: "Be faithful friend I shall be dead tomorrow."

I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this.

Thomas J. Grasso

Taylor C. Craig (1960 – 1995) American double-convicted murderer

Last words Executed by injection in Oklahoma Referring to his requested last meal

Do not hack me as you did my Lord Russell.

James Scott

(1649 – 1685) English nobleman

Last words He led an unsuccessful rebellion against Charles's successor James II and was executed. His last words were addressed to the executioner.

Die, my dear?… why that's the last thing I'll do!

Groucho Marx

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Death Last words

I am a pianist.

John Field

Last words As he lay dying his friends thought a minister should be summoned. However no one had ever heard Field mention his religion. "Are you a Papist or a Calvinist?" one whispered. This was his reply.

I'd rather be fishing.

Jimmy Glass

(c.1962 – 1987) American convicted murderer

Last words Before his execution in a Louisiana electric chair

Die, my dear? Why, that's the last thing I'll do!

Groucho Marx

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Last words

I am about to take my last voyage, a great leap in the dark.

Thomas Hobbes

Last words He died of a bladder disorder followed by a stroke.

That picture is awful dusty.

Jesse James

(1847 – 1882) American outlaw, bank robber & convicted murderer

Last words At his home James climbed on a chair to dust a picture hanging on the wall. When he turned around he was shot in the back of the head by former associate Robert Ford.

Applaud, my friends, the comedy is finished.

Ludwig van Beethoven

(1770 – 1827) German composer & pianist

Last words Phrase traditionally used to end a performance of a comedy Subject of dispute

Take me home. I was born in the South and I wish to die and be buried in the South.

Booker T. Washington

(1856 – 1915) African-American educator, author & political leader

Last words

I'll sleep well tonight.

Henry Ford

(1863 – 1947) automobile industrialist

Last words He died of a cerebral hemorrhage.

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter.

William ‘Bat’ Masterson

(1853 – 1921) American buffalo hunter, U.S. Marshal, Army scout, gambler, frontier lawman & newspaperman

Last words

This isn't Hamlet, you know. It's not meant to go into the bloody ear.

Laurence Olivier

(1907 – 1989) English actor, director & producer

Last words Supposedly said this when a nurse attempting to moisten his lips mis-aimed. In Shakespeare's play “Hamlet” the title character's father is killed when poison is dripped into his ear while asleep.

Well, if it must be so.

Edvard Grieg

(1843 – 1907) Norwegian composer & pianist

Last words

My dear, before you kiss me good-bye, fix your hair. It's a mess.

George Kelly

(1887 – 1974) American playwright, screenwriter, director & actor

Last words On his death bed he was visited by his niece who leaned forward to kiss him farewell.

One last drink, please.

‘Jack’ Daniel

(1846 – 1911) American distiller

Last words

I should have asked for a stunt double!

‘Vic’ Morrow

(1929 – 1982) American actor

Last words Said before filming a challenging scene for "Twilight Zone: The Movie" with a helicopter. During filming the helicopter lost control and fell on the actors.

Nothing more than a change of mind, my dear. I always talk better lying down.

James Madison

(1751 – 1836) American statesman & politician

Last words In reply to the question "What is the matter Uncle James?"

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Subject: Death » Last words (Page 4)

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. Either they go or I do.

Let's be wild tonight.

I still live.

I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this.

Do not hack me as you did my Lord Russell.

Die, my dear?… why that's the last thing I'll do!

I am a pianist.

I'd rather be fishing.

Die, my dear? Why, that's the last thing I'll do!

I am about to take my last voyage, a great leap in the dark.

That picture is awful dusty.

Applaud, my friends, the comedy is finished.

Take me home. I was born in the South and I wish to die and be buried in the South.

I'll sleep well tonight.

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter.

This isn't Hamlet, you know. It's not meant to go into the bloody ear.

Well, if it must be so.

My dear, before you kiss me good-bye, fix your hair. It's a mess.

One last drink, please.

I should have asked for a stunt double!

Nothing more than a change of mind, my dear. I always talk better lying down.