Subject: Death » Last words (Page 4)

I am starting to believe you are not intending to count me amongst your friends.

(1879 – 1936) Spanish comic playwright

That is indeed very good. I shall have to repeat that on the Golden Floor!

(1859 – 1936) English classical scholar & poet

I hope the exit is joyful and hope never to return.

(1907 – 1954) Mexican painter

It's a long time since I drank champagne.

(1860 – 1904) Russian short-story writer, playwright & physician

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(? – 2000) television writer (Days of Our Lives)

Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose.

(1755 – 1793) Archduchess of Austria & the Queen of France

You got me.

(1903 – 1934) American bank robber & convicted murderer

I'd hate to die twice. It's so boring.

(1918 – 1988) American physicist

Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck.

(1906 – 1972) Russian-born English actor, singer-songwriter & music composer

I'm tired of fighting! I guess this thing is going to get me.

born Erik Weisz (1874 – 1926) Hungarian-born American magician, stunt performer & escape artist

Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? 'French Fries'!

(c.1936 – 1966) American convicted murderer

Tomorrow, I shall no longer be here.

(1503 – 1566) French apothecary & reputed seer who published his prophecies

Dear me! I think I'm turning into a god…

(9 – 79) Roman Emperor

I feel sleepy, a short time of rest would do me good.

(1746 – 1792) King of Sweden

I have to set my pillows one more night… when will this end already?

(1783 – 1859) American author, essayist, biographer & historian

But how the devil do you think this could harm me?

(1713 – 1784) French philosopher, art critic & writer

I shall look forward to a pleasant time.

(1737 – 1793) American merchant, statesman & patriot of the Revolution

Where is my clock?

(1904 – 1989) Spanish surrealist painter

I am a pianist.


You be good. See you tomorrow. I love you.

African Grey Parrot (1976 – 2007) subject of a thirty-year experiment by animal psychologist Irene Pepperberg

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter.

(1853 – 1921) American buffalo hunter, U.S. Marshal, Army scout, gambler, frontier lawman & newspaperman