Subject: Death » Last words (Page 5)

It must have been the coffee.

(1917 – 1979) Japanese-American actor

All my possessions for a moment of time.

(1533 – 1603) Queen of England & Ireland

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter.

(1853 – 1921) American buffalo hunter, U.S. Marshal, Army scout, gambler, frontier lawman & newspaperman

Don't make a mess of it – shoot straight, you bastards.

(1864 – 1902) Anglo-Australian drover, horseman, poet & soldier

If any of you have a message for the Devil, give it to me, for I am about to meet him!


Oh that press will have me now!

(1809 – 1892) Poet Laureate of the United Kingdom

So here it is!

(69 BC – 30 BC) last pharaoh of Ancient Egypt

Go away. I'm all right.

(1866 – 1946) English author

How were the receipts today at Madison Square Garden?

(1810 – 1891) American showman, businessman, entertainer & circus founder

Vancouver! Vancouver! This is it! This is…

(1949 – 1980) American volcanologist & government surveyor

I forgot something.

(1918 – 1967) American founder of the American Nazi Party

Curtain! Fast music! Light! Ready for the last finale! Great! The show looks good, the show looks good!

(1867 – 1932) American Broadway impresario

Only you have ever understood me… and you got it wrong.

(1770 – 1831) German philosopher

I shall look forward to a pleasant time.

(1737 – 1793) American merchant, statesman & patriot of the Revolution

Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? 'French Fries'!

(c.1936 – 1966) American convicted murderer

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili.

(1809 – 1868) American frontiersman & scout

Every damn fool thing you do in this life you pay for.

(1915 – 1963) French singer & cultural icon

Die, my dear? Why, that's the last thing I'll do!

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

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(? – 2000) television writer (Days of Our Lives)

My dear, before you kiss me good-bye, fix your hair. It's a mess.

(1887 – 1974) American playwright, screenwriter, director & actor

Waiting, are they? Waiting, are they? Well, let 'em wait!

(1738 – 1789) American farmer, businessman, writer, politician & patriot