Subject: Death » Last words (Page 5)

This is the happiest moment of my life.

(1859 – 1887) German anarchist

No comment.

(1927 – 1989) author, essayist & environmentalist

It's all been rather lovely.

(1912 – 1983) English actor

So here it is!

(69 BC – 30 BC) last pharaoh of Ancient Egypt

Applaud, my friends, the comedy is finished.

(1770 – 1827) German composer & pianist

Okay, Father. I'll pray that you don't follow me too soon.

(1920 – 1945) only American soldier to be court martialed and executed for desertion during World War II

I'm tired of fighting! I guess this thing is going to get me.

born Erik Weisz (1874 – 1926) Hungarian-born American magician, stunt performer & escape artist

This is too tight.

(1823 – 1865) Swiss-born Confederate officer in the American Civil War

Don't let it end like this; tell them I said something.

(1878 – 1923) Mexican revolutionary general

I've had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that's the record.

(1914 – 1953) Welsh-born poet & writer

Ah well I suppose it has come to this… such is life.

(c.1855 – 1880) Irish Australian bushranger & outlaw

More weight.

(c.1611 – 1692) a prosperous farmer and church member in early colonial America who died under judicial torture during the Salem witch trials

Now I will show you how an Italian dies!

(1968 – 2004) Italian security officer

I'd hate to die twice. It's so boring.

(1918 – 1988) American physicist

The play is over, applaud!

(63 BC – 14 AD) first emperor of the Roman Empire

One last drink, please.

(1846 – 1911) American distiller

I am a pianist.


I remember what my grandmother said to me on her deathbed: She said: ‘I wish I’d bought a normal bed.’

British stand-up comedian, writer & actor

I’m not unwell, I’m f**king dying.

(1932 – 1997) British journalist

I’ll be in Hell before you start breakfast! Let her rip!

(1863 – 1901) American cowboy & train robber

Cheerio

(c.1902 – 1941) British gangster