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Thank God. I'm tired of being the funniest person in the room.

(1934 – 1999) American actor, improviser, writer & teacher

I should have asked for a stunt double!

(1929 – 1982) American actor

Last words Said before filming a challenging scene for "Twilight Zone: The Movie" with a helicopter. During filming the helicopter lost control and fell on the actors.

I am off in search of the great perhaps.

François Rabelais

(c.1494 – 1553) French Renaissance writer, doctor, monk & Greek scholar

Last words Subject of dispute

Cut 'er loose, Doc!

Frederic Remington

(1861 – 1909) American painter, illustrator, sculptor & writer

Last words He spoke his last words to the surgeon just before his emergency appendectomy and died of peritonitis and other complications following the operation.

All right then, I'll say it: Dante makes me sick.

Lope de Vega

(1562 – 1635) Spanish playwright & poet

Last words This is thought to be a sarcastic comment about the Italian poet.

I'm glad that's over.

Eric Morecambe

(1926 – 1984) English comedian

Last words After going off stage after a solo performance

Dammit… don't you dare ask God to help me!

Joan Crawford

(1905 – 1977) American actress

Last words Said to her housekeeper who began to pray aloud

But how the devil do you think this could harm me?

Denis Diderot

(1713 – 1784) French philosopher, art critic & writer

Last words Upon being warned by his wife not to eat too much

I'm tired of fighting! I guess this thing is going to get me.

Harry Houdini

born Erik Weisz (1874 – 1926) Hungarian-born American magician, stunt performer & escape artist

Last words Houdini is often said to have died after being punched in the stomach and though this is true such a blow could not have caused his appendix to burst which was the cause of his death.

I did not know that we had ever quarreled.

Henry David Thoreau

(1817 – 1862) American author, poet, philosopher,, naturalist & historian

Last words When urged to make his peace with God this was his last coherent response.

Don't be in such a hurry.

Billie Holiday

(1915 – 1959) American jazz singer & songwriter

Last words She died from heart failure caused by cirrhosis of the liver.

Do not hack me as you did my Lord Russell.

James Scott

(1649 – 1685) English nobleman

Last words He led an unsuccessful rebellion against Charles's successor James II and was executed. His last words were addressed to the executioner.

This is the happiest moment of my life.

Adolf Fischer

(1859 – 1887) German anarchist

Last words At his execution by hanging

Go away. I'm all right.

H.G. Wells

(1866 – 1946) English author

Last words Wells did not realize he was dying.

Can this last long?

William III

(1650 – 1702) Dutch ruler over England & Ireland & Scotland

Last words When his doctor told him that he was ill.

I am dying. Please… bring me a toothpick.

Alfred Jarry

(1873 – 1907) French writer

Last words For a time these words were considered a final expression of his absurdist humor however a doctor asserted that they were perfectly understandable due to his dehydration.

I still live.

Daniel Webster

(1782 – 1852) American statesman, senator (Massachusetts) & writer

Last words The day before his best friend Peter Harvey had stated that Webster looked as if he was suffering. Webster told Harvey: "Be faithful friend I shall be dead tomorrow."

If any of you have a message for the Devil, give it to me, for I am about to meet him!

Lavinia Fisher

Last words Hanged for murder while wearing her white wedding gown

This is absurd! This is absurd!

Sigmund Freud

(1856 – 1939) Austrian neurologist, father of psychoanalysis

Last words Suffering from cancer – he died by physician-assisted suicide.

Gentlemen, I bid you farewell.

Wallace Henry Hartley

Last words To his fellow band mates before the Titanic sank in 1912. One survivor who climbed aboard a lifeboat distinctly heard Hartley say these words before he and the band were swept off the deck by the sea.

Relax… this won't hurt.

Hunter S. Thompson

(1937 – 2005) journalist & author

Last words This was the final sentence on his suicide note.

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