Subject: Death » Last words (Page 8)

I'm tired of fighting! I guess this thing is going to get me.

born Erik Weisz (1874 – 1926) Hungarian-born American magician, stunt performer & escape artist

I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.

(1899 – 1957) film actor

That picture is awful dusty.

(1847 – 1882) American outlaw, bank robber & convicted murderer

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter.

(1853 – 1921) American buffalo hunter, U.S. Marshal, Army scout, gambler, frontier lawman & newspaperman

Thank God. I'm tired of being the funniest person in the room.

(1934 – 1999) American actor, improviser, writer & teacher

I remember what my grandmother said to me on her deathbed: She said: ‘I wish I’d bought a normal bed.’

British stand-up comedian, writer & actor

More weight.

(c.1611 – 1692) a prosperous farmer and church member in early colonial America who died under judicial torture during the Salem witch trials

Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard, I could kill ten men while you're fooling about!

(1891 – 1930) American serial killer, arsonist & burglar

I’m not unwell, I’m f**king dying.

(1932 – 1997) British journalist

Now I can cross the Shifting Sands.

(1856 – 1919) American author including (The Wonderful Wizard of Oz)

What is the time? Never mind, it’s not important…

(1817 – 1882) Hungarian journalist, writer, poet & translator

No Comment

(1927 – 1989) author, essayist & environmentalist

Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow.

(1955 –2011) business magnate, co-founder & CEO of Apple

It's stopped.

(1791 – 1863) English surgeon & literary executor of Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Don't let it end like this; tell them I said something.

(1878 – 1923) Mexican revolutionary general

My dear, before you kiss me good-bye, fix your hair. It's a mess.

(1887 – 1974) American playwright, screenwriter, director & actor

Cheerio

(c.1902 – 1941) British gangster

Are you happy?  I'm happy.

(1879 – 1959) American actress

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(? – 2000) television writer (Days of Our Lives)

I am curious to see what happens in the next world to one who dies unshriven.

(c.1446/1450 – 1523) Italian Renaissance painter

It's all been rather lovely.

(1912 – 1983) English actor