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Boy, fetch my fiddle.

(1671 – 1734) Scottish folk hero

Maybe they only had one rocket.

British WWII soldier

Last words Said while taking cover in a bunker after they were hit by a rocket. A second volley destroyed the bunker and Beeter was killed.

I’m always angry when I’m dying.

Clifford Mortimer

(1923 – 2009) English barrister, dramatist, screenwriter & author

Death Last words

My design is to make what haste I can to be gone.

Oliver Cromwell

(1599 – 1658) English military & political leader

Last words

I want nothing but death.

Jane Austen

(1775 – 1817) English novelist

Last words In response to her sister who had asked her if she wanted something

I am about to take my last voyage, a great leap in the dark.

Thomas Hobbes

Last words He died of a bladder disorder followed by a stroke.

You be good. See you tomorrow. I love you.

Alex

African Grey Parrot (1976 – 2007) subject of a thirty-year experiment by animal psychologist Irene Pepperberg

Last words Spoken to Pepperberg when she put him in his cage for the night; he was found dead the next morning.

Don't be in such a hurry.

Billie Holiday

(1915 – 1959) American jazz singer & songwriter

Last words She died from heart failure caused by cirrhosis of the liver.

More weight.

Giles Corey

(c.1611 – 1692) a prosperous farmer and church member in early colonial America who died under judicial torture during the Salem witch trials

Last words While slowly being crushed to death by heavy rocks for failing to answer the court – knowing he wouldn't be afforded a fair trial. This continued for two days before he died.

Can this last long?

William III

(1650 – 1702) Dutch ruler over England & Ireland & Scotland

Last words When his doctor told him that he was ill.

Home to the palace to die.

Alexander II of Russia

(1818 – 1881) Emperor of the Russian Empire

Last words He was heard to utter this phrase when his guards found him in his carriage after he was attacked with bombs by anarchists in an assassination attempt. He was taken home where he died hours later.

What is the time? Never mind, it’s not important…

János Arany

(1817 – 1882) Hungarian journalist, writer, poet & translator

Last words

Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck.

George Sanders

(1906 – 1972) Russian-born English actor, singer-songwriter & music composer

Last words Left behind a suicide note before taking an overdose of sleeping pills.

Utter nonsense.

Eleanor Roosevelt

(1884 – 1962) diplomat & reformer & first lady

Last words Spoken to the nurse who told her she would die when the reason God put her on earth was fulfilled

On the contrary!

Henrik Ibsen

(1828 – 1906) Norwegian playwright, theatre director & poet

Last words His response to a nurse who told a visitor he was a little better.

I don't believe that I'm going to be able to speak any longer.

Branch Rickey

(1881 – 1965) American Major League Baseball executive

Last words He was in the middle of an acceptance speech at Missouri's Sports Hall of Fame when he collapsed in mid-sentence and never regained consciousness.

One never knows the ending. One has to die to know exactly what happens after death… although Catholics have their hopes.

Alfred Hitchcock

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

Last words

I’ll be in Hell before you start breakfast! Let her rip!

Thomas ‘Black Jack’ Ketchum

(1863 – 1901) American cowboy & train robber

Last words After springing up the gallows steps to his execution.

Codeine… bourbon…

Tallulah Bankhead

(1903 – 1968) movie actress

Last words

Am I dying, or is this my birthday?

Nancy Astor

(1879 – 1964) British politician

Last words She awoke from her illness on her deathbed to see her family at her bedside.

And now, I am officially dead.

Abram Stevens Hewitt

(1822 – 1903) American teacher, lawyer, iron manufacturer & politician

Last words Hewitt had just removed the oxygen tube from his mouth in the hospital.

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Subject: Death » Last words (Page 9)

Boy, fetch my fiddle.

Maybe they only had one rocket.

I’m always angry when I’m dying.

My design is to make what haste I can to be gone.

I want nothing but death.

I am about to take my last voyage, a great leap in the dark.

You be good. See you tomorrow. I love you.

Don't be in such a hurry.

More weight.

Can this last long?

Home to the palace to die.

What is the time? Never mind, it’s not important…

Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck.

Utter nonsense.

On the contrary!

I don't believe that I'm going to be able to speak any longer.

One never knows the ending. One has to die to know exactly what happens after death… although Catholics have their hopes.

I’ll be in Hell before you start breakfast! Let her rip!

Codeine… bourbon…

Am I dying, or is this my birthday?

And now, I am officially dead.