Subject: Life (Page 10)

Life is pleasant, death is peaceful; it’s the transition that’s troublesome.

(1920 – 1992) American science and science fiction author & professor

People with money live so damn long.

Dying is no big deal, living is the trick.

(1905–1982) American sportswriter

The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.

(1857 – 1938) American lawyer

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game.

American baseball player

Only in our dreams are we free; the rest of the time we need wages.

(1948 – ) English novelist

I've got to get out of this rut and back in the groove.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

One meets his destiny often in the road he takes to avoid it.

It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day to day basis.

(1950 – ) American science fiction writer, & publisher

My New Year’s Resolution for 2010? … I will be less laz

(1966 – ) American stand-up comedian & actor

Do well and you will have no need for ancestors.

(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist

Puberty is a phase… fifteen years of rejection is a lifestyle.

stand-up comedian

In larger things we are convivial – What causes trouble is the trivial.

(1906 – 1989) American poet & author

Anyone who lives within his means suffers from a lack of imagination.

(1908 – 1994) American actor

In the book of life, the answers aren’t in the back.

cartoon character, Peanuts, Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000) cartoonist

Life is something that happens when you can’t get to sleep.

(1856 – 1915) writer, publisher, artist & philosopher

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.

(1927 – 1989) Scottish psychiatrist

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

(1922 – 1991) American comedian

Polygamy: An endeavour to get more out of life than there is in it.

(1856 – 1915) writer, publisher, artist & philosopher

Remember you are just an extra in everyone else’s play.

(1882 – 1945) 32nd U.S. president

I’m kind of jealous of the life I’m supposedly leading.

(1975 – ) actor, director, screenwriter & producer