Subject: Life (Page 11)

The way I see life, is like we’re all flying on the Hindenburg… why fight over the window seats?

(1957 – 2007) American stand-up comedian & actor
Death Life

That's the secret to life… replace one worry with another.

cartoon character, Peanuts, Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000) cartoonist
Life

That’s one of the remarkable things about life… it’s never so bad that it can’t get worse.

(1955 – ) cartoonist (Calvin and Hobbes)
Life Problems

Life is something you do when you can’t get to sleep.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist
Life Situations Sleep

Life is a long lesson in humility.

(1860 – 1937) Scottish author, dramatist (creator of Peter Pan)
Life

I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there.

(1916 – 1997) newspaper journalist
Life Past Time

If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z; work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist
Life Success

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Characteristics Life

If people do not believe that mathematics is simple, it is only because they do not realize how complicated life is.

(1903 – 1957) Hungarian-American mathematician
Intelligence Life Science/Weather

Everyone should have to wait tables for one year of their lives, so they realize their ranch dressing isn’t that fucking important.

(1975 – ) American stand-up comedian & television host
Life Occupations People Work

I intend to live forever… or die trying.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Death Life

I intend to live forever – so far, so good.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Life Time

It is better to live rich than to die rich.

(1709 – 1784) English author, essayist, critic, editor & lexicographer
Death Life Money Poverty Wealth

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.

(1907 – 1988) science fiction author
Characteristics Death Life

Longevity: Uncommon extension of the fear of death.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication Death Definitions Language Life

For one brief moment today I thought I was winning in the game of life… but there was a flag on the play!

cartoon character, Peanuts, Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000) cartoonist
Life Problems Sports

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

(1932 – 2005) Canadian actor
Life TV/Movie Quotes

There is never enough time, unless you’re serving it.

(1919 – 1990) publisher & author
Life Time

We must all hang together, or most assuredly we shall all hang separately.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor
Death Life

Most people my age are dead at the present time.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Age Death Life Misspokements Old People Time

In spite of the cost of living, it’s still popular.

(1880 – 1966) American novelist
Life Money