Subject: Life (Page 12)

It is not a fragrant world.

(1888 – 1959) detective novelist & screenwriter
Characteristics Life Places World

Life is just one damned thing after another.

(1856 – 1915) writer, publisher, artist & philosopher
Life Problems

Probably the toughest time in anyone’s life is when you have to murder a loved one because they’re the devil.

(1956 – ) American comedian
Conflict Killing Life People Time

Last night, I blew $5,000 on a reincarnation seminar… I figured, ‘What the hell; you only live once.’

comedian
Death Life

It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day to day basis.

(1950 – ) American science fiction writer, & publisher
Life Time

Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos.

(1948 – ) American runner & author
Food/Drink Life

Life is a terminal disease.

Health Life

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

(1922 – 1991) American comedian
Death Life

The reports on human progress are beginning to come in, and some are a little discouraging.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Life People

Most people my age are dead at the present time.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Age Death Life Misspokements Old People Time

We all learn by experience, but some of us have to go to summer school.

(1910 – 1993) editor & novelist
Education Learning Life School

Nietzsche says that we will live the same life, over and over again… Great, I’ll have to sit through the Ice Capades again.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Life Situations TV/Movie Quotes

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.

(1907 – 1988) science fiction author
Characteristics Death Life

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow.

(1899 – 1995) humorist
Life Wealth Work

Always do right; this will gratify some people, and astonish the rest.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Life Situations

Life is one long process of getting tired.

Life Murphy’s Laws

Life is just a bowl of pits.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Characteristics Food/Drink Life

There are two impossibilities in life: “just one drink” and “an honest politician.”

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
Alcohol Food/Drink Government Life Politicians

When I grow up I want to be a little boy.

(1923 – 1999) American satirical novelist, short story writer & playwright
Age Life

There is no safety in numbers… or in anything else.

(1894 – 1961) author, cartoonist & humorist
Life Problems

A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.

Activities Housework Life Proverbs