Subject: Life (Page 13)

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead.

(1894 – 1961) author, cartoonist & humorist
Death Life Men People Time

Kids: get away from the cell phones, get away from the computers, and mail someone a fish before it’s too late.

(1937 – 2014) American co-host of radio show “Car Talk”
Life

The follies which a man regrets most in his life are those which he didn’t commit when he had the opportunity.

Life Murphy’s Laws Situations

You only live once, and the way I live, once is enough.

(1915 – 1998) American singer & actor
Life

Capital punishment is our way of demonstrating the sanctity of life.

(1934 – ) U.S. senator (Utah)
Death Life

The biggest difference between the psychiatrist and the patient is that the psychiatrist has learned how to live with it.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author
Doctors Health Life People

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade… then find someone who’s life has given them vodka, and have a party.

(1956 – ) American stand-up comedian
Life

I like life… it's something to do.

comedian
Life

Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.

(1813 – 1855) Danish philosopher, theologian, poet, social critic & author
Life

Dick Clark went to a psychic; she told him, in a previous life, he was Dick Clark.

comedian
Life Past Situations Time

What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?

(1929 – ) American writer
Intelligence Life Mind

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.

(1889 – 1977) English comedian, actor & film director
Emotions Entertainment Film Life

If you live long enough, something will kill you.

Death Life Murphy’s Laws

If you didn’t forget it, it’s the wrong size, backwards, inside out or out of reach.

Life Murphy’s Laws

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.

(1907 – 1988) science fiction author
Characteristics Death Life

It’s good to be here… but at 98, it’s good to be anywhere.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Age Life Old

When you're born, you have a finger up your nose, the other hand on your dick, and you get taller; and that is really it.

(1971 – ) Irish comedian, actor & writer
Life Men People

The trick is growing up without growing old.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Age Life Old

Americans are not gonna conserve; we’re not gonna shift to smaller cars… we can’t… we have big, fat kids.

(1965 – 2010) American stand-up comedian & television personality
Life

God always has another custard pie up His sleeve.

(1943 – 2010) English actress
God Life TV/Movie Quotes

If I had my life to live over, I’d live it over a deli.

(1926 – 2009) comedian, actor, radio – TV personality & host
Life Wordplay