Subject: Life (Page 13)

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.

(1907 – 1988) science fiction author
Characteristics Death Life

The harsh truth is that the cause of death is birth.

(1937 – ) English painter, printmaker, stage designer & photographer
Death Life

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist
Age Food/Drink Life Old

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

Life Proverbs

Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Health Life

As soon as you’re doing what you wanted to be doing, you want to be doing something else.

Life Murphy’s Laws

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist
Activities Life Sports

Dick Clark went to a psychic; she told him, in a previous life, he was Dick Clark.

comedian
Life Past Situations Time

My life has a superb cast but I can’t figure out the plot.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Life

It’s good to be here… but at 98, it’s good to be anywhere.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Age Life Old

Never do anything you wouldn’t get caught dead doing.

Life Murphy’s Laws

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.

(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer
Life Problems

Life is one long process of getting tired.

Life Murphy’s Laws

The three things that mean the most to me in life are my parents, Casablanca and college football – not necessarily in that order.

(1931 – 2012) American college football historian & television commentator
Life Things

Life is not separate from death; it only looks that way.

Life

One meets his destiny often in the road he takes to avoid it.

Life Proverbs

I've got to get out of this rut and back in the groove.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Life TV/Movie Quotes

Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.

(1908 – 1999) English writer
Death Life

Maybe it’s true that life begins at fifty… but everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Age Life

Life is just one damned thing after another.

(1856 – 1915) writer, publisher, artist & philosopher
Life Problems

To have a grievance is to have a purpose in life.

(1902 – 1983) American philosopher
Life Problems