Subject: Life (Page 14)

One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need money the most, are the very ones who never have it.

(1867 – 1936) author & humorist

Kids: get away from the cell phones, get away from the computers, and mail someone a fish before it’s too late.

(1937 – 2014) American co-host of radio show “Car Talk”

Life: A play with a lousy third act.

Life is uncertain… eat dessert first.

(1925 – ) American writer

As soon as you’re doing what you wanted to be doing, you want to be doing something else.

Life is one long process of getting tired.

(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist

Drama is life with the dull bits left out.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

If I had known what it would be like to have it all… I might have been willing to settle for less.

(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer

Life in Lubbock, Texas taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell; the other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth, and you should save it for someone you love.

(1945 – ) American country/folk musician & song writer

Some mornings, it’s just not worth chewing through the leather straps.

(1956 – ) American comedian

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

I think I am, therefore I am… I think.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children; life is the other way round.

(1935 – ) British author

You only live once, and the way I live, once is enough.

(1915 – 1998) American singer & actor

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

(1925 – 2005) television host

If your time ain't come, not even a doctor can kill you.

It’s good to be here… but at 98, it’s good to be anywhere.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

Let’s face facts, shall we?… There is a very real possibility that this could also be the last day of the rest of your life.

(1939 – ) television newscaster

Life is a zoo in a jungle.

(1910 – 1993) editor & novelist