Subject: Life (Page 14)

Life: A sexually transmitted disease with 100% fatality rate.

Definitions Life

This isn’t life in the fast lane, it’s life in the oncoming traffic.

(1948 – ) English novelist
Life

Only in our dreams are we free; the rest of the time we need wages.

(1948 – ) English novelist
Life Money

God always has another custard pie up His sleeve.

(1943 – 2010) English actress
God Life TV/Movie Quotes

When someone follows you all the way to the shop and watches you buy toilet paper, you know your life has changed.

(1969 – ) American actress, film director & producer
Life Success

Life is not separate from death; it only looks that way.

Life

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Future Life Time

Threescore years and ten is enough; if a man can’t suffer all the misery he wants in that time, he must be numb.

(1818 – 1885) humorist
Age Life Old

Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist
Activities Life Sleep

Maybe it would have been better if neither of us had been born.

(1769 – 1821) French general & politician
Life Situations

A solved problem creates two new problems, and the best prescription for happy living is not to solve any more problems than you have to.

(1925 – ) columnist & journalist
Life Problems

The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the devil’s own satanic herd!

(1955 – ) English actor
Life Problems TV/Movie Quotes

One meets his destiny often in the road he takes to avoid it.

Life Proverbs

I owe it all to little chocolate donuts.

(1949 – 1982) American comedian, actor & musician
Life Success

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Characteristics Life

If humor was the foundation of my life, men were definitely the first floor.

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress
Emotions Life Men People

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade… and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.

(1973 – ) American author of young adult fiction,
Life Problems

If I was doin’ any better, I’d have ta hire somebody to help me enjoy it!

Emotions Expressions Happiness Life

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead.

(1894 – 1961) author, cartoonist & humorist
Death Life Men People Time

The best years are the forties; after fifty a man begins to deteriorate, but in the forties he is at the maximum of his villainy.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
Age Characteristics Life

Hey I’m high on life, Coach… of course, beer is my life.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Beer Life TV/Movie Quotes