Subject: Life (Page 15)

Life’s all about ass – covering it, kicking it, kissing it or trying to get it.

Life

The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.

(1916 – 1997) newspaper journalist
Life Time

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.

(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer
Life Problems

Marriage, in life, is like a duel in the midst of a battle.

(1828 – 1885) French novelist, publicist & journalist
Conflict Life Marriage

I’d rather die while I’m living then live while I’m dead.

(1946 – ) singer, songwriter, author & businessman
Death Life

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Conflict Life World

We were a generation born too late to eat goldfish and too early to flash.

(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist
Age Life

I think I’ve discovered the secret of life – you just hang around until you get used to it.

cartoon character, Peanuts (Charles Schulz, 1922 – 2000) creator & cartoonist
Life

Always do right; this will gratify some people, and astonish the rest.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Life Situations

Immorality: the morality of those who are having a better time.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
Life

We’re all going down the same road in different directions.

Life Murphy’s Laws

To me life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
Children Family Life

Live each day as if it were your last… because one day, you’ll be right.

(1924 – 1992) English comedian & actor
Death Life Time

Almost everything in life is easier to get into than out of.

Life Murphy’s Laws

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won’t help.

(1955 – ) cartoonist (Calvin and Hobbes)
Clothing Life Miscellaneous

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

(1955 – ) cartoonist (Calvin and Hobbes)
Communication Intelligence Life Places Science/Weather

Never do anything you wouldn’t get caught dead doing.

Life Murphy’s Laws

‘Pessimist’ is a word used by optimists to describe someone who sees the world for what it really is.

(1948 – ) English novelist
Communication Language Life

Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.

(1908 – 1999) English writer
Death Life

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

(1950 – ) American cartoonist Cathy
Life

Living in a vacuum sucks.

writer, humorist, columnist & speaker
Characteristics Life