Subject: Life (Page 15)

In the book of life, the answers aren’t in the back.

cartoon character, Peanuts, Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000) cartoonist

All the rudiments of success in life can be found in ironing a pair of trousers.

British boxing champion

If your time ain't come, not even a doctor can kill you.

We just had a near – life experience!

(1962 – ) writer & journalist

Life is something that happens when you can’t get to sleep.

(1856 – 1915) writer, publisher, artist & philosopher

They were living high on the cob.

I like life… it's something to do.

comedian

People who live in glass houses might as well answer the door.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

This isn’t life in the fast lane, it’s life in the oncoming traffic.

(1948 – ) English novelist

Dick Clark went to a psychic; she told him, in a previous life, he was Dick Clark.

comedian

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade… then find someone who’s life has given them vodka, and have a party.

(1956 – ) American stand-up comedian

Life: A party you join after it has started and leave before it’s finished.

(1883 – 1963) American writer & hostess

Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.

writer, humorist, columnist & speaker

So far, I haven’t heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost.

(1856 – 1915) writer, publisher, artist & philosopher

Living is messy.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts.

(1943 – 1971) rock singer

As you slide down the banister of life, you are bound to pick up a splinter or two in your arse.

Australian horse trainer

Some mornings, it’s just not worth chewing through the leather straps.

(1956 – ) American comedian

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra; in real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist

I can take reality in small doses, but not as a life style.

(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer

I believe in reincarnation, so I’ve left all my money to myself.

(1943 – ) English disc jockey