Subject: Life (Page 16)

Life is strange; every so often a good man wins.

(1902 – 1963) Danish actor
Characteristics Individuals Life People Success

There ought to be a better way of starting the day than having to get up.

(1907 – 1987) journalist & columnist
Life Situations

Life is something you do when you can’t get to sleep.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist
Life Situations Sleep

Reality is something you rise above.

(1946 – ) American actress & singer
Life

The great mass of men lead lives of quiet domestication.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author
Life People Situations

If you didn’t forget it, it’s the wrong size, backwards, inside out or out of reach.

Life Murphy’s Laws

I wanna live ’til I die, no more, no less.

(1962 – ) English stand-up comedian & actor
Life

My life is so full of surprises, nothing surprises me any more.

(1960 – ) English singer
Life

You will never have more energy or enthusiasm, hair, or brain cells than you have today.

(1937 – 2014) American co-host of radio show “Car Talk”
Life

Immorality: the morality of those who are having a better time.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
Life

Everyone should have to wait tables for one year of their lives, so they realize their ranch dressing isn’t that fucking important.

(1975 – ) American stand-up comedian & television host
Life Occupations People Work

When I was young I used to think that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Age Life Money Young

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

Life Proverbs

I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Honesty Life Situations

Life’s too short for chess.

(1834 - 1884) - American born British dramatist & actor
Activities Games Life Time

Some mornings, it’s just not worth chewing through the leather straps.

(1956 – ) American comedian
Life Time

The three things that mean the most to me in life are my parents, Casablanca and college football – not necessarily in that order.

(1931 – 2012) American college football historian & television commentator
Life Things

Here’s a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.

(1903 – 1968) movie actress
Life

Everything takes more time and money.

Life Money Murphy’s Laws Time

You only live once, and the way I live, once is enough.

(1915 – 1998) American singer & actor
Life

For fast-acting relief, try slowing down.

(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer
Life