Subject: Life (Page 17)

This isn’t life in the fast lane, it’s life in the oncoming traffic.

(1948 – ) English novelist
Life

Live each day as if it were your last… because one day, you’ll be right.

(1924 – 1992) English comedian & actor
Death Life Time

Sometimes I wonder what my grandfather would think of what I do, he spent his whole life in the kebab business, was buried with all his equipment, probably turning in his grave.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Life Situations

Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Death Life

People with money live so damn long.

Age Life Murphy’s Laws Old

Drama is life with the dull bits left out.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer
Life

If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z; work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist
Life Success

The great mass of men lead lives of quiet domestication.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author
Life People Situations

If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much room.

Life Proverbs

We’re all going down the same road in different directions.

Life Murphy’s Laws

Life is wasted on the living.

(1952 – 2001) English writer, dramatist, & musician
Life

Life is like an onion: You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.

Carl Sandburg (1878 – 1967) biographer & poet
Life

Do not punish yourself, you deprive the world of its purpose.

(1967 – ) English comedian
Life Self

When I was young I used to think that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Age Life Money Young

Aren’t I lucky, to have survived so much bad luck.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Life Problems

Life is pleasant… death is peaceful; it’s the transition that’s troublesome.

(1920 – 1992) American science and science fiction author & professor
Death Life

Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist
Activities Life Sleep

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Life

If I was doin’ any better, I’d have ta hire somebody to help me enjoy it!

Emotions Expressions Happiness Life

Living well is the best revenge.

writer, humorist, columnist & speaker
Life Situations

I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.

(1942 – 2018) English physicist
Beliefs Life People