Subject: Life (Page 18)

As soon as you’re doing what you wanted to be doing, you want to be doing something else.

Life Murphy’s Laws

My life has a superb cast but I can’t figure out the plot.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Life

Life is something that happens when you can’t get to sleep.

(1856 – 1915) writer, publisher, artist & philosopher
Life Situations Sleep

Most people my age are dead at the present time.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Age Death Life Misspokements Old People Time

Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

Beliefs Life Proverbs

For fast-acting relief, try slowing down.

(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer
Life

We must believe in free will… we have no choice.

(1902 – 1991) Polish Jewish American author
Beliefs Life

If you want to get ahead in this world get a lawyer – not a book.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist
Lawyers Life

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

Life Proverbs

It is better to live rich than to die rich.

(1709 – 1784) English author, essayist, critic, editor & lexicographer
Death Life Money Poverty Wealth

The nearest approach to immortality on earth is a government bureau.

(1879 – 1972) U.S. governor (South Carolina)
Government Life

It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
Life Marriage

Live each day as if it were your last… because one day, you’ll be right.

(1924 – 1992) English comedian & actor
Death Life Time

Life is one long process of getting tired.

Life Murphy’s Laws

Coach: How’s life treating you Norm?

Norm: Like I just ran over its dog.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Beer Life TV/Movie Quotes

Life: A play with a lousy third act.

Definitions Life

Life: A sexually transmitted disease with 100% fatality rate.

Definitions Life

Digestion is the great secret of life.

Life Murphy’s Laws

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

Appearance Body Death Eating Life Proverbs

So far, I haven’t heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost.

(1856 – 1915) writer, publisher, artist & philosopher
Death Life Money

Life is a terminal disease.

Health Life