Subject: Life (Page 2)

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade… and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.

(1973 – ) American author of young adult fiction,

Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

Life is not for everyone.

(1940 – 1994) American writer & performer

All the world’s a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.

(1880 – 1964) Irish dramatist

Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts.

(1943 – 1971) rock singer

Dying is no big deal, living is the trick.

(1905–1982) American sportswriter

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

(1932 – 2005) Canadian actor

When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

You only live once, and the way I live, once is enough.

(1915 – 1998) American singer & actor

In larger things we are convivial – What causes trouble is the trivial.

(1906 – 1989) American poet & author

Since we have to speak well of the dead, let's knock them while they're alive.

(1871 – 1951) American artist

Life is just one damned thing after another.

(1856 – 1915) writer, publisher, artist & philosopher

It is not a fragrant world.

(1888 – 1959) detective novelist & screenwriter

Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist

Life: A continuous series of disasters which result in one’s death.

Do not punish yourself, you deprive the world of its purpose.

(1967 – ) English comedian

The follies which a man regrets most in his life are those which he didn’t commit when he had the opportunity.

Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there.

(1978 – ) American writer

To better understand why you need a personal computer, let’s take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

Life is a zoo in a jungle.

(1910 – 1993) editor & novelist