Subject: Life (Page 2)

Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Conflict Eating Fights Food/Drink Life Success

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.

Age Life Old

People who live in glass houses might as well answer the door.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author
Life People Things

Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.

(1908 – 1999) English writer
Death Life

Nothing is easy.

Life Murphy’s Laws Problems

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Intelligence Life People

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow.

(1899 – 1995) humorist
Life Wealth Work

There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Life Music Situations

Life is one long process of getting tired.

(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist
Life

You can’t do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.

(1899 – 1995) humorist
Life

If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much room.

Life Proverbs

Sometimes I wonder what my grandfather would think of what I do, he spent his whole life in the kebab business, was buried with all his equipment, probably turning in his grave.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Life Situations

All life is 6 to 5 against.

Life Murphy’s Laws

Capital punishment is our way of demonstrating the sanctity of life.

(1934 – ) U.S. senator (Utah)
Death Life

When I was young I used to think that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Age Life Money Young

It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day to day basis.

(1950 – ) American science fiction writer, & publisher
Life Time

I hate reality… but nevertheless, it’s still the only place to get a good steak.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Eating Food/Drink Life

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.

(1924 – 1984) American author
Entertainment Life Reading/Writing

Life is a zoo in a jungle.

(1910 – 1993) editor & novelist
Life

I am one of those people who just can’t help getting a kick out of life – even when it’s a kick in the teeth.

(1900 – 1962) Russian – Jewish madam & author
Emotions Happiness Life Problems

When the going gets tough, the tough get going.

1913 – 1983) American college football coach
Life Situations