Subject: Life (Page 4)

Life is just one damned thing after another.

(1856 – 1915) writer, publisher, artist & philosopher

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.

(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer

It’s a dog-eat-dog world, Sammy, and I’m wearing Milk-Bone underwear.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

You live and learn… at any rate, you live.

(1952 – 2001) English writer, dramatist, & musician

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist

The four stages of a man are infancy, childhood, adolescence and obsolescence.

(1912 – 2010) Canadian-born American radio & television personality & humorist

When someone follows you all the way to the shop and watches you buy toilet paper, you know your life has changed.

(1969 – ) American actress, film director & producer

Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

We just had a near – life experience!

(1962 – ) writer & journalist

Any man who has $10,000 left when he dies is a failure.

(1909 – 1959) Australian-born American actor

Life is a cement trampoline.

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

Life is something you do when you can’t get to sleep.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist

It is not a fragrant world.

(1888 – 1959) detective novelist & screenwriter

Life is not for everyone.

(1940 – 1994) American writer & performer

Digestion is the great secret of life.

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist

Reality continues to ruin my life.

(1955 – ) cartoonist (Calvin and Hobbes)

Life: A play with a lousy third act.

Life is made up of sobs, sniffles, and smiles… with sniffles predominating.

William Sydney Porter (1862 – 1910) American writer