Subject: Life (Page 4)

I've got to get out of this rut and back in the groove.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Life TV/Movie Quotes

Life: A breathing spell.

Definitions Life

Life is just a bowl of pits.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Characteristics Food/Drink Life

There are two great rules of life: 1. Never tell everything at once.

(1931 – ) American golfer & broadcaster
Communication Life Misspokements Speech

Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

Beliefs Life Proverbs

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older… little things, like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman—stuff you pay good money for in later life.

(1956 – ) American comedian
Age Life Sex

Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.

(1914 – 1997) American writer
Life

Some of the most well-trodden roads lead nowhere.

Life Proverbs

Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos.

(1948 – ) American runner & author
Food/Drink Life

Anybody who tells you that life is brief hasn’t been to motor vehicles recently.

(1946 – ) American comedian, actor & voice actor
Life Time

Last night, I blew $5,000 on a reincarnation seminar… I figured, ‘What the hell; you only live once.’

comedian
Death Life

When life gives you lemons, just say ‘Fuck the lemons’ and bail.

(1969 - ) American actor, comedian, & screenwriter
Life Problems TV/Movie Quotes

The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.

(1918 – 2002) advice columnist
Happiness Life Marriage People Poverty Wealth

Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Death Life

Life is not separate from death; it only looks that way.

Life

If I can’t have it all, can I at least have some of yours?

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
Life Situations

Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today; it’s already tomorrow in Australia.

(1922  – 2000) American cartoonist (Peanuts)
Life

[doorbell rings] Peg, could you get that? It’s probably the ‘Homeless: It Could Be Worse’ Tour.

(1946 – ) American actor
Life TV/Movie Quotes

Immorality: the morality of those who are having a better time.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
Life

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Future Life Time

People who live in glass houses might as well answer the door.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author
Life People Things