Subject: Life (Page 5)

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there.

(1937 – 2014) American co-host of radio show “Car Talk”
Life

I intend to live forever… or die trying.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Death Life

Sam: How’s life treating you Norm?

Norm: Like it caught me sleeping with its wife.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Life TV/Movie Quotes

A solved problem creates two new problems, and the best prescription for happy living is not to solve any more problems than you have to.

(1925 – ) columnist & journalist
Emotions Life Problems Success

Life is the only game in which the object of the game is to learn the rules.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Activities Games Life

Aren’t I lucky, to have survived so much bad luck.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Characteristics Life

The game of life is always called on account of darkness.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author
Activities Games Life

I owe it all to little chocolate donuts.

(1949 – 1982) American comedian, actor & musician
Life Success

We’ve been through so much together, and most of it was your fault.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Insults Life Past

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Intelligence Life Stupidity Success

My life is so full of surprises, nothing surprises me any more.

(1960 – ) English singer
Life

To expect life to treat you good is as foolish as hoping a bull won’t hit you because you are a vegetarian.

(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer
Intelligence Life

It is not a fragrant world.

(1888 – 1959) detective novelist & screenwriter
Characteristics Life Places World

Always do right; this will gratify some people, and astonish the rest.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Life Situations

If God were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on men, he would kill himself.

(1824 – 1895) French writer
Beliefs God Life People

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.

Alcohol Food/Drink Health Life

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Intelligence Life People

Never do anything you wouldn’t get caught dead doing.

Life Murphy’s Laws

Life is just one damned thing after another.

(1856 – 1915) writer, publisher, artist & philosopher
Life Problems

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Conflict Life World

Life is a tale told by an idiot – full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

(1564 – 1616) English dramatist & poet
Life