Subject: Life (Page 6)

Life: A breathing spell.

Definitions Life

Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist
Activities Life Sleep

Sam: How’s life treating you Norm?

Norm: Like it caught me sleeping with its wife.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Life TV/Movie Quotes

Life in Lubbock, Texas taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell; the other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth, and you should save it for someone you love.

(1945 – ) American country/folk musician & song writer
Beliefs Life Places Religion Sex

Longevity: Uncommon extension of the fear of death.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication Death Definitions Language Life

Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos.

(1948 – ) American runner & author
Food/Drink Life

We just had a near – life experience!

(1962 – ) writer & journalist
Life Situations

It’s good to be here… but at 98, it’s good to be anywhere.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Age Life Old

A solved problem creates two new problems, and the best prescription for happy living is not to solve any more problems than you have to.

(1925 – ) columnist & journalist
Life Problems

Life is something you do when you can’t get to sleep.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist
Life Situations Sleep

Drama is life with the dull bits left out.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer
Life

As life’s pleasures go, food is second only to sex… except for salami and eggs; now that’s better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced.

(1927 – 2004) American comedian & actor
Eating Food/Drink Life Sex

Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.

(1955 – ) cartoonist (Calvin and Hobbes)
Life

No day is so bad it can’t be fixed with a nap.

(1953 – ) American comedian, writer & actor
Life Situations

You only live once, and the way I live, once is enough.

(1915 – 1998) American singer & actor
Life

When opportunity knocks, you’ve got headphones on.

Life Murphy’s Laws

Capital punishment is our way of demonstrating the sanctity of life.

(1934 – ) U.S. senator (Utah)
Death Life

A solved problem creates two new problems, and the best prescription for happy living is not to solve any more problems than you have to.

(1925 – ) columnist & journalist
Emotions Life Problems Success

Everyone should have to wait tables for one year of their lives, so they realize their ranch dressing isn’t that fucking important.

(1975 – ) American stand-up comedian & television host
Life Occupations People Work

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Characteristics Life

To expect life to treat you good is as foolish as hoping a bull won’t hit you because you are a vegetarian.

(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer
Intelligence Life