Subject: Life (Page 7)

Life in Lubbock, Texas taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell; the other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth, and you should save it for someone you love.

(1945 – ) American country/folk musician & song writer
Beliefs Life Places Religion Sex

Some of the most well-trodden roads lead nowhere.

Life Proverbs

The follies which a man regrets most in his life are those which he didn’t commit when he had the opportunity.

Life Murphy’s Laws Situations

There are two impossibilities in life: “just one drink” and “an honest politician.”

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
Alcohol Food/Drink Government Life Politicians

If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Life Science/Weather

I’m tired of getting the fuzzy end of the lollipop.

(1926 – 1962) actress, sex symbol
Life TV/Movie Quotes

I never did say that you can’t be a nice guy and win; I said that if I was playing third base and my mother rounded third with the winning run, I’d trip her.

(1906 – 1991) American baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball Life Sports

I was with this girl the other night and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn that she was conscious from the top of her head to the tag on her toes.

(1956 – ) American comedian
Girls Life Sex

There are two great rules of life: 1. Never tell everything at once.

(1931 – ) American golfer & broadcaster
Communication Life Misspokements Speech

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

(1937 – 2005) journalist & author
Life

When I grow up I want to be a little boy.

(1923 – 1999) American satirical novelist, short story writer & playwright
Age Life

I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
Beliefs Life Religion

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

Life Proverbs

If your time ain’t come, not even a doctor can kill you.

Death Doctors Health Life Proverbs

Life: A breathing spell.

Definitions Life

One meets his destiny often in the road he takes to avoid it.

Life Proverbs

Life can be a bitch so at least try not to fall in love with one.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor
Life Relationships

Much work, much food; little work, little food; no work, burial at sea.

Food/Drink Life Murphy’s Laws Work

Life is the only game in which the object of the game is to learn the rules.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Activities Games Life

You only live once, and the way I live, once is enough.

(1915 – 1998) American singer & actor
Life

Life: A continuous series of disasters which result in one’s death.

Death Definitions Life