Subject: Life (Page 8)

Next to Sammy’s life, my life has always appeared dull. Then again, next to a barnacle’s life, my life has always appeared dull.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Life TV/Movie Quotes

Life is uncertain… eat dessert first.

(1925 – ) American writer
Eating Food/Drink Life

Dying is no big deal, living is the trick.

(1905–1982) American sportswriter
Death Life

If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much room.

Life Proverbs

You live and learn… at any rate, you live.

(1952 – 2001) English writer, dramatist, & musician
Education Learning Life

I know not which lives more unnatural lives, obeying husbands, or commanding wives.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor
Husbands Life Marriage Wives

Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three – and paradise is when you have none.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist
Life Money Situations

If God were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on men, he would kill himself.

(1824 – 1895) French writer
Beliefs God Life People

Most people my age are dead at the present time.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Age Death Life Misspokements Old People Time

I’d rather die while I’m living then live while I’m dead.

(1946 – ) singer, songwriter, author & businessman
Death Life

Life is like an onion: You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.

Carl Sandburg (1878 – 1967) biographer & poet
Life

Here’s a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.

(1903 – 1968) movie actress
Life

I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Honesty Life Situations

Life: A continuous series of disasters which result in one’s death.

Death Definitions Life

In a perfect world, a fair world, Bob Hayes should be forced to carry a small calf on his shoulder when he runs the dashes…Mark Spitz, in all fairness, would swim with a sea anchor…[and] Ella Fitzgerald must sing every note with a mouth full of Tootsie Rolls.

(1919 – ) American sportswriter
Entertainment Life Places Sports World

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

(1803 – 1869) French Romantic composer
Education Life Time

When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Alcohol Food/Drink Life Problems

Life is too short to drink cheap beer.

Alcohol Food/Drink Life

Everything is in a state of utter dishevelment.

Life Murphy’s Laws Problems

I’m kind of jealous of the life I’m supposedly leading.

(1975 – ) actor, director, screenwriter & producer
Life Success

Life’s too short for chess.

(1834 - 1884) - American born British dramatist & actor
Activities Games Life Time