Subject: Life (Page 8)

Life: A continuous series of disasters which result in one’s death.

Death Definitions Life

Probably the toughest time in anyone’s life is when you have to murder a loved one because they’re the devil.

(1956 – ) American comedian
Conflict Killing Life People Time

My life has a superb cast but I can’t figure out the plot.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Life

You haven’t lived until you’ve died in California.

(1927 – ) Canadian-born American comedian & actor
Death Life Places

You're supposed to eat the cows; they're great big lumbering stupid things – they’d be everywhere if we didn’t eat them.

(1971 – ) Irish comedian, actor & writer
Animals Eating Food/Drink Life

If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Life Science/Weather

One meets his destiny often in the road he takes to avoid it.

Life Proverbs

Some mornings, it’s just not worth chewing through the leather straps.

(1956 – ) American comedian
Life Time

A solved problem creates two new problems, and the best prescription for happy living is not to solve any more problems than you have to.

(1925 – ) columnist & journalist
Emotions Life Problems Success

Polygamy: An endeavour to get more out of life than there is in it.

(1856 – 1915) writer, publisher, artist & philosopher
Life Marriage Wives

I had everything a kid could want: two square meals a day, a basket to sleep in, and an imaginary dog.

(1949 – ) American co-host of radio show “Car Talk”
Life

We’re all going down the same road in different directions.

Life Murphy’s Laws

I don’t live in the fast lane – I live on the off ramp.

(1925 – 1990) Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager
Hockey Life Sports

The harsh truth is that the cause of death is birth.

(1937 – ) English painter, printmaker, stage designer & photographer
Death Life

Almost everything in life is easier to get into than out of.

Life Murphy’s Laws

In spite of the cost of living, it’s still popular.

(1880 – 1966) American novelist
Life Money

When life gives you lemons, just say ‘Fuck the lemons’ and bail.

(1969 - ) American actor, comedian, & screenwriter
Life Problems TV/Movie Quotes

Sam: How’s life treating you Norm?

Norm: Like it caught me sleeping with its wife.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Life TV/Movie Quotes

My life is so full of surprises, nothing surprises me any more.

(1960 – ) English singer
Life

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Health Life

My grandfather always said that living is like licking honey off a thorn.

(1898 – 1951) Slovene-American author & translator
Life