Subject: Life (Page 9)

I think the one lesson I have learned is that there is no substitute for paying attention.

(1945 – ) American television journalist
Life Success

As you slide down the banister of life, you are bound to pick up a splinter or two in your arse.

Australian horse trainer
Life

Life is not separate from death; it only looks that way.

Life

Make Life Your Bitch

Book Titles Life

Sam: How’s life in the fast lane?

Norm: Beats me, I can’t find the on ramp.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Life TV/Movie Quotes

When the going gets tough, the tough get going.

1913 – 1983) American college football coach
Life Situations

I don’t want to live on in my work, I want to live on in my apartment.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Life Work

As life’s pleasures go, food is second only to sex… except for salami and eggs; now that’s better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced.

(1927 – 2004) American comedian & actor
Eating Food/Drink Life Sex

Maybe it’s true that life begins at fifty… but everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Age Life

It’s hard to be famous and alive.

(1948 – ) English novelist
Death Life

Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn’t be any fun living in it, or profit.

(1818 – 1885) humorist
Fools Intelligence Life Money

If people do not believe that mathematics is simple, it is only because they do not realize how complicated life is.

(1903 – 1957) Hungarian-American mathematician
Intelligence Life Science/Weather

To live is to dance… to dance is to live.

cartoon character in, Peanuts, by Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000)
Dance Entertainment Life

My New Year’s Resolution for 2010? … I will be less laz

(1966 – ) American stand-up comedian & actor
Communication Life

Americans are not gonna conserve; we’re not gonna shift to smaller cars… we can’t… we have big, fat kids.

(1965 – 2010) American stand-up comedian & television personality
Life

People with money live so damn long.

Age Life Murphy’s Laws Old

I think I’ve discovered the secret of life – you just hang around until you get used to it.

cartoon character, Peanuts (Charles Schulz, 1922 – 2000) creator & cartoonist
Life

I never did say that you can’t be a nice guy and win; I said that if I was playing third base and my mother rounded third with the winning run, I’d trip her.

(1906 – 1991) American baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball Life Sports

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.

(1927 – 1989) Scottish psychiatrist
Life Sex

Life: A sexually transmitted disease with 100% fatality rate.

Definitions Life

All the world’s a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.

(1880 – 1964) Irish dramatist
Entertainment Life World