Subject: Life (Page 9)

Living well is the best revenge.

writer, humorist, columnist & speaker
Life Situations

The biggest difference between the psychiatrist and the patient is that the psychiatrist has learned how to live with it.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author
Doctors Health Life People

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.

(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer
Life Problems

It’s a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.

(1874 – 1965) English dramatist & novelist
Life

When I was young I used to think that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Age Life Money Young

There are two great rules of life: 1. Never tell everything at once.

(1931 – ) American golfer & broadcaster
Communication Life Misspokements Speech

My psychiatrist once said to me, “Maybe life isn't for everyone.”

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Life Self

Life in Lubbock, Texas taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell; the other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth, and you should save it for someone you love.

(1945 – ) American country/folk musician & song writer
Beliefs Life Places Religion Sex

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Intelligence Life Stupidity Success

You're supposed to eat the cows; they're great big lumbering stupid things – they’d be everywhere if we didn’t eat them.

(1971 – ) Irish comedian, actor & writer
Animals Eating Food/Drink Life

Life is too short to drink cheap beer.

Alcohol Food/Drink Life

Give me immortality or death.

Death Life

Only in our dreams are we free; the rest of the time we need wages.

(1948 – ) English novelist
Life Money

Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

(1928 – ) humorist, singer, songwriter & satirist
Life

Well, you’ve got to take the bitter with the better.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Life

When I grow up I want to be a little boy.

(1923 – 1999) American satirical novelist, short story writer & playwright
Age Life

Good times end too quickly. Bad times go on forever.

Life Murphy’s Laws Situations Time

It’s not the men in my life that counts, it’s the life in my men.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Life Men Sex

Maybe it would have been better if neither of us had been born.

(1769 – 1821) French general & politician
Life Situations

If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist
Intelligence Life

It’s not true that life is one damn thing after another; it is the same damn thing over and over.

(1892 – 1950) poet
Life Problems