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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 10)
If you was
eavesdripping,
that there is a very
defensive
thing to do.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Eavesdropping
Offensive
She
plummeted
the deaths of inequity.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Plumbed the depths
I am sorry to say that my
affluence
over my niece is very small.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Influence
A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest
attractions.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Attachments
Left hand, right hand, it doesn’t matter, I’m
amphibious.
Charles Shackleford
professional basketball player
Malaprops
Sports
Ambidextrous
In a pig’s
dye.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Eye
House of ill
refute.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Ill repute
They’re
diabolically
opposed.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Diametrically
We heard the ocean is
infatuated
with sharks.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Infested
I hope he doesn't make a
testicle
out of himself.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Spectacle
Some system of
judaspudence
we got here.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Jurisprudence
To my dear daughter Gloria Bunker … I leave my living room chair as a
central piece
in her someday living room.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Centerpiece
That guy in the White House, George
Snuffleupagus.
Anonymous
Malaprops
People
George Stephanopoulos
… expensive care
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Doctors
Health
Malaprops
Intensive care
Yankin’ out the tonsils and the
adenoods.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Health
Malaprops
Adenoids
Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women’s
Lubrication
Movement.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Liberation
Tonight, I become a
lesbian.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Thespian
Rome wasn't burned in a day.
Leo Rosten
(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist
Malaprops
Rome
They live in a
two-storage
house.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Two story
It doesn't take rocket
appliances.
Anonymous
Intelligence
Malaprops
Rocket science
We heard the sea is infatuated with sharks.
Anonymous
Animals
Malaprops
Infested
Interest
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