Subject: Malaprops (Page 10)

If you was eavesdripping, that there is a very defensive thing to do.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

She plummeted the deaths of inequity.

I am sorry to say that my affluence over my niece is very small.

A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest attractions.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Left hand, right hand, it doesn’t matter, I’m amphibious.

professional basketball player

In a pig’s dye.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

House of ill refute.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

They’re diabolically opposed.

We heard the ocean is infatuated with sharks.

I hope he doesn't make a testicle out of himself.

(1971 – ) American actress

Some system of judaspudence we got here.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

To my dear daughter Gloria Bunker … I leave my living room chair as a central piece in her someday living room.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

That guy in the White House, George Snuffleupagus.

… expensive care

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Yankin’ out the tonsils and the adenoods.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women’s Lubrication Movement.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Tonight, I become a lesbian.

(1971 – ) American actress

Rome wasn't burned in a day.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist

They live in a two-storage house.

It doesn't take rocket appliances.

We heard the sea is infatuated with sharks.