Subject: Malaprops (Page 11)

A babysitter should at least be out of puberous.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I ain't a man of carnival instinctuals like you.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I commensurate with you on that.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Here’s a last bequest: I don’t want that guy sayin’ my last urology.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

What a terrible cat's after me!

You’ll be turned into a pillow of salt.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The two of you was intricate together.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

No taxation without regimentation.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Well, that was a cliff-dweller.

professional baseball manager

A bird in the hand is worth two in the tush.

Be sure and put some of those neutrons on it.

professional baseball player

Senatorial, governorial, mayororial

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Book Of Ecclesiasticles

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

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television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I don’t go around signin’ no political documentaries.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Arabs wear turbines on their heads.

We had a longer holiday than usual this year because the school was closed for altercations.

It isn't like I came down from Mount Sinai with the tabloids.

football coach

The first minute we get something beautiful going you got a way of saying things that just, I dunno, breaks the whole spill.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

A zebra cannot change its spots.

(1948 – ) U.S. vice president & politician, author & environmentalist

That is the squaw that stroke the camel’s sack.

(1971 – ) American actress