Subject: Malaprops (Page 11)

When the whole neighborhood turns into a smelting pot.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Don't be hollerin' at him, will ya, you'll give him a mental sterosis.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Health Malaprops

I'm not a pessimist, I'm an optometrist.

Malaprops

All I want is for my case to be heard before an impractical decision-maker.

American baseball player
Malaprops

He was in cardial arrest.

Health Malaprops

I'm on a wrong-way street!

Driving Malaprops

I am sorry to say that my affluence over my niece is very small.

Malaprops

This is unparalyzed in the state's history.

Texas politician
Malaprops

I'm gonna keep a beagle-eye on you the whole weekend.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

A lot of people are leaving the company; the nutrition rate is very high.

Malaprops

Don’t worry about the war; it’s all over but the shooting.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Malaprops War

Passed with flying carpets.

Malaprops

I am sure I have done everything in my power since I exploded the affair.

Malaprops

I’ve had to overcome a lot of diversity.

professional basketball player
Malaprops Sports

You could have knocked me down with the weather!

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Nice quiet, waddya call, stablishment.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems… like your groinocology.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Doctors Health Malaprops

Rules and regulations and priororities.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Things started to snowplow.

professional baseball player
Malaprops Situations

Please excuse Timmy from school Friday. He has very loose vowels.

Health Malaprops