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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 11)
Up there in his ivory
shower.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Tower
The Bunkers is going down to Florida as
pre-deranged.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Prearranged
The Dago on the
Yarmulke.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Yamaha
Let sleeping
ducks
lie.
Anonymous
Animals
Dogs
Malaprops
I let my
prescription
run out on that magazine.
Malaprop
Malaprops
I let my prescription run out on that magazine.
From the prairies, to the oceans,
wide
with foam.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
America
Malaprops
Places
White with foam
You’re everywhere. You’re
omnivorous.
Homer Simpson
cartoon character in
The Simpsons
(Dan Castellaneta)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
He goes through groceries like an earth
remover.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Eating
Food/Drink
Malaprops
Earth mover
Executioner
of a will.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Executor
You think
I just drove in from Long Island on a load of turnips?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
I’m not a fool
You think I just fell off a turnip truck?
Did Lincoln apologize to
Alexander Graham
Booth?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
John Wilkes Booth
It’s all
moth-eared.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Dog-eared
A babysitter should at least be out of
puberous.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Puberty
This is a Jewish cake – they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets
circumscribed.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Circumsized
I do
emphasize
greatly with him.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Empathize
Funerereal
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Funerals
She was as mad as a wet blanket.
Leo Rosten
(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist
Anger
Emotions
Malaprops
Banging on their chests with a
primeval
scream.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Primal
I guess you could say I'm an
internal
optometrist.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Eternal
Optimism
Both of my children had the chicken
pops
when they were young.
Anonymous
Health
Malaprops
Chicken pox
The first minute we get something beautiful going you got a way of saying things that just, I dunno, breaks the whole
spill.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Spell
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