Subject: Malaprops (Page 11)

Up there in his ivory shower.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The Bunkers is going down to Florida as pre-deranged.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The Dago on the Yarmulke.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Let sleeping ducks lie.

I let my prescription run out on that magazine.

From the prairies, to the oceans, wide with foam.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You’re everywhere. You’re omnivorous.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

He goes through groceries like an earth remover.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Executioner of a will.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You think I just drove in from Long Island on a load of turnips?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Did Lincoln apologize to Alexander Graham Booth?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

It’s all moth-eared.

A babysitter should at least be out of puberous.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

This is a Jewish cake – they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I do emphasize greatly with him.

Funerereal

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

She was as mad as a wet blanket.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist

Banging on their chests with a primeval scream.

I guess you could say I'm an internal optometrist.

Both of my children had the chicken pops when they were young.

The first minute we get something beautiful going you got a way of saying things that just, I dunno, breaks the whole spill.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)