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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 12)
Spanish PR’s from the
Caraboon.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Carribean
What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the
wolf
over my eyes?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Wool
I was under
the dress.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Duress
Early in the morning when the
crows cock.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Cocks crow
Legitimate
reality
company
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Realty
The scripts needs to be kept
in sink.
Anonymous
Malaprops
In sync
Synchronize
Be coming back and bacry like
a woman’s corns.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
A woman scorned
The
crust
of the problem
Anonymous
Malaprops
Crux
As inevitable as death in
Texas.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
And taxes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
He wants his son to follow in his
footprints.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Footsteps
I ain't a man of
carnival instinctuals
like you.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Sex
Carnal instincts
A rolling stone gathers no
moths.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Moss
Let sleeping
ducks
lie.
Anonymous
Animals
Dogs
Malaprops
Make no
delusions
about the past!
Anonymous
Malaprops
Allusions
Judgment
Everybody had some
antidotes
to tell.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Speech
Anecdotes
Most of ’em have more
hismones
than
hermones.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Hormones
It’s a
point or setter
plant.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Poinsettia
Their father is some kind of
civil
serpent.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Servant
A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest
attractions.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Attachments
Kelly: Topeka! I have found it!
Peggy: I don’t think you mean “Topeka.”
Kelly: Oh yeah.
Urethra!
I have found it!
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Eureka
The town had the coldest temperature in all the
contagious
states.
Anonymous
America
Malaprops
Places
Contiguous
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