Subject: Malaprops (Page 12)

It’s evaporooted a little bit there.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Grab the bull by the corns.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I do emphasize greatly with him.

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

I just don’t want you to do nothing on the sperm of the moment.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

A bird in the hand is worth two in the tush.

That's a hog of a different color.

Quit your procrasterbating and go talk to him.

We're like two peas in a pot.

He was from Thailand or some other erotic place.

Present company suspected

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The real estate agent can give you all the perpendiculars of this listing.

Like a bull into a china closet.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I’ve never seen a man so low and depaved.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

A lot of people are leaving the company; the nutrition rate is very high.

I’m a ragged individualist.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian

Corona-rary bypass.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

They were living high on the cob.

The flood damage was so bad they had to evaporate the city.

It is beyond my apprehension.

American baseball manager