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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 12)
Listen to the
blabbing
brook.
Norm Crosby
(1927 – ) American comedian
Malaprops
Babbling
It's a long
road
to hoe
Anonymous
Malaprops
Row
Pedal stool.
Anonymous
Malaprops
From The IT Crowd
Pedestal
He was in
cardial
arrest.
Anonymous
Health
Malaprops
Cardiac
The first minute we get something beautiful going you got a way of saying things that just, I dunno, breaks the whole
spill.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Spell
You're just trying to make me admit something I didn't do. I know all about reverse
biology,
buddy. I'm not an idiot.
Malaprop
Intelligence
Malaprops
Reverse psychology
A lot of people are leaving the company; the
nutrition
rate is very high.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Attrition
Ye is the
plurable
of you.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Plural
You are a
weirdwolf.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Werewolf
Up there in his
ivory shower.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Ivory tower
A zebra cannot change its spots.
Al Gore Jr.
(1948 – ) U.S. vice president & politician, author & environmentalist
Animals
Malaprops
Taking over the
reigns
of leadership.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Reins
We heard the sea is infatuated with sharks.
Anonymous
Animals
Malaprops
Infested
Interest
Ya gotta watch out for that rigididness; it’ll
warf
your personality.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Dwarf
See if he passed the
literaracy
test.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Literacy
Intricate
facts of sex
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Intimate
If that's something you
expire
to do.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Aspire
Weekly
filibooster
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Filibuster
…
birth patrol pills.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Birth control pills
She has
initiated
and is very
remorseful.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Malaprops
Initiative
Resourceful
From the prairies, to the oceans,
wide
with foam.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
America
Malaprops
Places
White with foam
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