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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 12)
It’s
evaporooted
a little bit there.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Evaporated
Grab the bull by the
corns.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Horns
I do
emphasize
greatly with him.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Empathize
Even Napoleon had his
Watergate.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Malaprops
Yogi-isms
Napoleon
Waterloo
Jesus Alou is in the on-deck
circus.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Malaprops
Sports
Circle
I just don’t want you to do nothing on the
sperm
of the moment.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Spur
A bird in the hand is worth two in the
tush.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Bush
That's a
hog
of a different color.
Malaprop
Malaprops
Horse
Quit your
procrasterbating
and go talk to him.
Anonymous
Malaprops
From “Raising Hope”
Procrastinating
We're like two peas in a
pot.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Situations
Two peas in a pod
He was from Thailand or some other
erotic
place.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Places
Exotic
Present company
suspected
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Excepted
The real estate agent can give you all the
perpendiculars
of this listing.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Particulars
Like a bull into a
china closet.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
China shop
I’ve never seen a man so low and
depaved.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Characteristics
Malaprops
Depraved
A lot of people are leaving the company; the
nutrition
rate is very high.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Attrition
I’m a
ragged
individualist.
Jane Sherwood Ace
(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Malaprops
Rugged
Corona-rary
bypass.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Health
Malaprops
Coronary
They were living high on the
cob.
Anonymous
Life
Malaprops
Money
Hog
The flood damage was so bad they had to
evaporate
the city.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Evacuate
It is beyond my apprehension.
Danny Ozark
American baseball manager
Malaprops
Comprehension
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