Subject: Malaprops (Page 13)

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Animals Malaprops Situations

Arrivaducci, von boyage.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Communication Language Malaprops

I am his awfully-wedded wife.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Malaprops Marriage Wordplay

Why don't you go take a short walk on a long pier?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Wild hornets couldn't drag me there.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Uh, no intense offended there.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

The town had the coldest temperature in all the contagious states.

America Malaprops Places

It ain’t the heat; it’s the humility.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Heat Malaprops Science/Weather Yogi-isms

From that book suppository building…

Malaprops

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

He’s got that big house to maintain in San Clemency.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

I got a unanimous letter

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

He’s not only turning grey, he has a receiving hairline!

Malaprops

Up the creek without a saddle.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

… prostate with grief

Malaprops

I’m suffering a little bit from smoke exhilaration.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

comedian Flop Wilson

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

In bed, I’m totally impudent… [later] I got the feeling my prudence is coming back.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Everything is just peaches and beans.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops Situations

They were living high on the cob.

Life Malaprops Money