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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 13)
He was recently diagnosed with
prostrate
cancer.
Anonymous
Health
Malaprops
Prostate
Banging on their chests with a
primeval
scream.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Primal
The mind
wobbles.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Boggles
Your words roll off me like water off a duck's >quack.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Back
Making mistakes on our usually flawless show is
disarming.
Malaprop
Malaprops
Alarming
Government of the people, by the people, and
for the pursuit of happiness.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
And for the people
Isn't that an expensive
pendulum
round that woman's neck?
Anonymous
Malaprops
Pendant
Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Death
Malaprops
Pall bearers
Uh, no
intense offended
there.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Offense intended
You’ll be turned into a
pillow
of salt.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Pillar
I’m as red as a
sheet.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Malaprops
Yogi-isms
Beet
Embarrassment
It ain't
German
to the conversation.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Germane
Relevant
He’s wearing a
tomahawk
haircut.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Haircuts
Mohawk
Edith, I’m
mortifried!
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Mortified
We were like two ships
sinking
in the night.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Passing
Quit your
procrasterbating
and go talk to him.
Anonymous
Malaprops
From “Raising Hope”
Procrastinating
When the whole neighborhood turns into a
smelting
pot.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Melting pot
Ya better keep a
civilian
tongue in your head.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Communication
Malaprops
Speech
Civil tongue
Welcome to our home; and as youse people say
"shaboom."
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
A greeting
Hebrew
Shalom
Edith, hold it! You are
invading
the issue.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Avoiding
Oblituaries
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Death
Malaprops
Obituaries
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