Subject: Malaprops (Page 13)

Homer also wrote the Oddity.

Off-the-docks Jews.

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The titles are listed on the movie theater marquis.

Up the creek without a saddle.

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My hunka flywood is ripped off!

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What comes around, is all around.

Senatorial, governorial, mayororial

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Why y’all duded up lookin’ like Errol Slim?

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… electrical degenerators

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Ya don’t have to soft soap me.

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New mother… they get a sense of waddya call, the maternals.

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That one kind of grapes on my nerves.

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They tried to make me the escape goat.

When the whole neighborhood turns into a smelting pot.

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Look at you, you're white as a goat.

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Take a cruise down to the Virgin’s Island.

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He was from Thailand or some other erotic place.

She has really plummeted to the top of the charts.

Weekly filibooster

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This ain’t one of these slighthearted occasions.

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Dad says the monster is just a pigment of my imagination.