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Subject:
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Homer also wrote the
Oddity.
Anonymous
Books
Malaprops
Reading/Writing
Odyssey
Off-the-docks
Jews.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
People
Orthodox
The titles are listed on the movie theater marquis.
Anonymous
Entertainment
Malaprops
Marquee
Up the creek without a
saddle.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Situations
Paddle
Trouble
My hunka
flywood
is ripped off!
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Plywood
What comes around, is all around.
Anonymous
Malaprops
What comes around goes around
Senatorial,
governorial, mayororial
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Government
Malaprops
Gubernatorial
Why y’all duded up lookin’ like Errol
Slim?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Errol Flynn
… electrical
degenerators
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Things
Generators
Ya don’t have to soft soap me.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
New mother… they get a sense of waddya call,
the maternals.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Maternal instincts
That one kind of
grapes
on my nerves.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Grates on my nerves
They tried to make me the
escape goat.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Scape goat
When the whole neighborhood turns into a
smelting
pot.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Melting pot
Look at you, you're white as a
goat.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Appearance
Malaprops
Ghost
Take a cruise down to the
Virgin’s Island.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Places
Virgin Islands
He was from Thailand or some other
erotic
place.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Places
Exotic
She has really
plummeted
to the top of the charts.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Rocketed
Weekly
filibooster
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Filibuster
This ain’t one of these
slighthearted
occasions.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Sweetheart
Dad says the monster is just a
pigment
of my imagination.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Figment
Imagination
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