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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 14)
Mother
Superiority
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Mother Superior
She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Women’s intuition
It’s in an upward
spinal.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Spiral
When making picture frames, you’ll need a
Midas
box, so you can cut the angle right.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Miter box
Mopy
Dick
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Moby Dick
We seem to have
unleased
a hornet's nest.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Situations
Trouble
This is what I spent all those years learning my
ABDs
for?
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
ABCs
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Just keep hanging your
steamers
over there. You’re the one who got me into this whole expensive party here.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Decorations
Streamers
Edith, hold it! You are
invading
the issue.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Avoiding
I ain’t got nothing in that hand. Look at that, this guy is
suspective
of everything.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Suspicious
Gonna take all of my thinking and all of my
consecration.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Intelligence
Malaprops
Concentration
I’ve never seen a man so low and
depaved.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Characteristics
Malaprops
Depraved
Don’t worry about the war; it’s all over but the
shooting.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Malaprops
War
Shouting
Dropped the heavy lid of the
terlet right on my instoop.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Toilet on my instep
They'll have to
retaliate
the vote.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Count
Re-tabulate
Re-tally
Bonafried
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Bonafide
Shut the door will the two of yas, we’re catchin’
ammonia.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Pneumonia
Quoth the raven,
Demi Moore.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Nevermore
I hate to leave in the middle of all this
hillerarity.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Hilarity
Left hand, right hand, it doesn’t matter, I’m
amphibious.
Charles Shackleford
professional basketball player
Malaprops
Sports
Ambidextrous
The Three
Muskatelles.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Musketeers
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