Subject: Malaprops (Page 14)

But I don't have an intricate relationship with it.

Santa’s Guh-nomes.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Probably a torn filament right there in the kneecap.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I didn't come all this way to spend my vacation in a one-whore town.

(1971 – ) American actress

The prostitution rests.

(1971 – ) American actress

It's a mute point.

The Dago on the Yarmulke.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Well, as they say que seray seray.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

As Bob is my witless

handle him with kids’ gloves

One of those digitalis clocks.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

She has a photogenic memory.

The rules are written by the bureaucraps.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The mind wobbles.

(1971 – ) American actress

It’s all moth-eared.

Rules and regulations and priororities.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Yeah, we’re really sick, Mom! I think we have Monte Cristo’s Revenge!

(1971 – ) American actress

Senatorial, governorial, mayororial

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The Three Muskatelles.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Don't be hollerin' at him, will ya, you'll give him a mental sterosis.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

[telling the story of Samson] He took a jawbone from the grass and slew the Palistine army.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)