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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 14)
But I don't have an
intricate
relationship with it.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Intimate
Santa’s
Guh-nomes.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Gnomes
Probably a torn
filament
right there in the kneecap.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Health
Malaprops
Ligament
I didn't come all this way to spend my vacation in a
one-whore
town.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
One-horse
The
prostitution
rests.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Prosecution
It's a
mute
point.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Moot
The Dago on the
Yarmulke.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Yamaha
Well, as they say
que seray seray.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Que sera sera
Whatever will be will be
As
Bob is my witless
Anonymous
Malaprops
As God is my witness
handle him with
kids’
gloves
Anonymous
Malaprops
Kid
One of those
digitalis
clocks.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Digital
She has a
photogenic
memory.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Memory
Photographic
The rules are written by the
bureaucraps.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Bureaucrats
The mind
wobbles.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Boggles
It’s all
moth-eared.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Dog-eared
Rules and regulations and
priororities.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Priorities
Yeah, we’re really sick, Mom! I think we have
Monte Cristo’s
Revenge!
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Montezuma’s
Senatorial,
governorial, mayororial
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Government
Malaprops
Gubernatorial
The Three
Muskatelles.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Musketeers
Don't be hollerin' at him, will ya, you'll give him a
mental sterosis.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Health
Malaprops
[telling the story of Samson] He took a jawbone from
the grass
and slew the Palistine army.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Jawbone of an ass
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