Subject: Malaprops (Page 15)

You may have heard some funny comedians in your time – Milton Berlin, Don Trickles.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Well, as they say que seray seray.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

My doctor stays true to his Apothecary Oath.

Why y’all duded up lookin’ like Errol Slim?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Everybody had some antidotes to tell.

Everything is just peaches and beans.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

… to love and to cherish, till death do us apart.

One of the funniest antidotes of all time.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I am his awfully-wedded wife.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian

Let fightin' dogs lie.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Remember Pearl Island.

We seem to have unleased a hornet's nest.

He's the pineapple of politeness.

Please excuse Timmy from school Friday. He has very loose vowels.

What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You’ll be turned into a pillow of salt.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

… electrical degenerators

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

That’s it! I can't take this anymore! … This is worse than Chinese Waiter Torture.

(1971 – ) American actress

Geriatricide joint

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I won’t miss it one aorta!

Don’t worry about the war; it’s all over but the shooting.

(1879 – 1974) film producer