Subject: Malaprops (Page 15)

To my dear daughter Gloria Bunker … I leave my living room chair as a central piece in her someday living room.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

A seven pound baby arrived last night to frighten the lives of Mr. and Mrs. Sherman Caswell.

Candlestine romance

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The crust of the problem

Dropped the heavy lid of the terlet right on my instoop.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Wearing a Yamaha

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

When the whole neighborhood turns into a smelting pot.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Many nations adopt a tit for tit policy.

He once had a unbiblical hernia.

I guess you could say I'm an internal optometrist.

I am sure I have done everything in my power since I exploded the affair.

You’re so nayve!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You could have knocked me down with the weather!

(1971 – ) American actress

What a terrible cat's after me!

… to love and to cherish, till death do us apart.

Just try to restract his attention.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Utrilities

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You’re a hairess.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The Meathead swooped down on the table like a plague of crocuses.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

But I don't have an intricate relationship with it.

Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)