Subject: Malaprops (Page 15)

… welfare incipients

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Holier than thy.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Rip Van Heussen

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Let sleeping ducks lie.

The sexual act was never constipated.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Commenstrual with my experience.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You can't squeeze blood out of a tulip.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I got bigger fish to fly.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Feed a cold, starve for pizza. Starve a pizza, eat cold feet.

(1971 – ) American actress

The printer is out of order – sorry for the incontinence.

Are you getting the jest of this?

It's a long road to hoe

Their father is some kind of civil serpent.

Book Of Ecclesiasticles

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Everyone knows Foley the philangerer!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Michelangelo painted the ceiling of the Sixteenth Chapel.

OK, if you can get an indepartial judge.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

This is unparalyzed in the state's history.

Texas politician

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I'm not a pessimist, I'm an optometrist.