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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 15)
… welfare
incipients
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Recipients
Holier than
thy.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Thou
Rip Van
Heussen
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Rip Van Winkle
Let sleeping
ducks
lie.
Anonymous
Animals
Dogs
Malaprops
The sexual act was never
constipated.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Consumated
Commenstrual
with my experience.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Commensurate
You can't squeeze
blood out of a tulip.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Turnip
I got bigger fish to
fly.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Fry
Feed a cold, starve for
pizza.
Starve a pizza, eat cold feet.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Fever
The printer is out of order – sorry for the
incontinence.
Malaprop
Malaprops
Inconvenience
Are you getting the
jest
of this?
Anonymous
Malaprops
Gist
Meaning
It's a long
road
to hoe
Anonymous
Malaprops
Row
Their father is some kind of
civil
serpent.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Servant
Book Of
Ecclesiasticles
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Beliefs
Malaprops
Bible
Ecclesiastes
Everyone knows Foley the
philangerer!
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Philanderer
Michelangelo painted the ceiling of the
Sixteenth
Chapel.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Sistine
OK, if you can get an
indepartial
judge.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Impartial
Besmooch
the family name in the eyes of the community.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Besmirch
This is
unparalyzed
in the state's history.
Gib Lewis
Texas politician
Malaprops
Unparalleled
We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Animals
Malaprops
Situations
I'm not a pessimist, I'm an
optometrist.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Optimist
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