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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 15)
To my dear daughter Gloria Bunker … I leave my living room chair as a
central piece
in her someday living room.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Centerpiece
A seven pound baby arrived last night to
frighten
the lives of Mr. and Mrs. Sherman Caswell.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Babies
Brighten
Candlestine
romance
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Clandestine
The
crust
of the problem
Anonymous
Malaprops
Crux
Dropped the heavy lid of the
terlet right on my instoop.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Toilet on my instep
Wearing a
Yamaha
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Yarmulke
When the whole neighborhood turns into a
smelting
pot.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Melting pot
Many nations adopt a
tit for tit
policy.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Tit for Tat
He once had a unbiblical hernia.
Anonymous
Health
Malaprops
Inguinal Hernia
I guess you could say I'm an
internal
optometrist.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Eternal
Optimism
I am sure I have done everything in my power since I
exploded
the affair.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Exposed
You’re so
nayve!
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Naive
You could have knocked me down with the
weather!
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Weather
What a terrible
cat's after me!
Anonymous
Malaprops
Catastrophe
… to love and to cherish, till death do us
apart.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Part
Wedding vows
Just try to
restract
his attention.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Attract
Utrilities
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Utilities
You’re a
hairess.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Heiress
The Meathead swooped down on the table like a plague of
crocuses.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Locusts
But I don't have an
intricate
relationship with it.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Intimate
Our Air Corps reunion was held to
rememmorate
the great things we done.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Commemorate
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