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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 15)
You may have heard some funny comedians in your time – Milton Berlin, Don
Trickles.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Rickles
Well, as they say
que seray seray.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Que sera sera
Whatever will be will be
My doctor stays true to his
Apothecary Oath.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Hippocratic Oath
Why y’all duded up lookin’ like Errol
Slim?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Errol Flynn
Everybody had some
antidotes
to tell.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Speech
Anecdotes
Everything is just
peaches and beans.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Situations
Good
Peaches and cream
… to love and to cherish, till death do us
apart.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Part
Wedding vows
One of the funniest
antidotes
of all time.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Anecdotes
I am his
awfully-wedded
wife.
Jane Sherwood Ace
(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Malaprops
Marriage
Wordplay
Lawfully wedded
Let
fightin' dogs lie.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Animals
Malaprops
Situations
Sleeping dogs lie
Remember
Pearl Island.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Places
Pearl Harbor
We seem to have
unleased
a hornet's nest.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Situations
Trouble
He's the
pineapple
of politeness.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Pinnacle
Politeness
Please excuse Timmy from school Friday. He has very loose
vowels.
Anonymous
Health
Malaprops
Bowels
What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the
wolf
over my eyes?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Wool
You’ll be turned into a
pillow
of salt.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Pillar
… electrical
degenerators
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Things
Generators
That’s it! I can't take this anymore! … This is worse than Chinese
Waiter
Torture.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Geriatricide joint
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Age
Malaprops
Old
Geriatric
Nursing home
I won’t miss it one
aorta!
Anonymous
Malaprops
Iota
Don’t worry about the war; it’s all over but the
shooting.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Malaprops
War
Shouting
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