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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 16)
Growing up the trellis were pink and yellow
concubines.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Columbines
Flowers
East is East and West is West,
but none of us is gonna meet Mark Twain.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Situations
And never the twain shall meet
Around here, it's always feast or
phantom.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Famine
Mouth-to-mouth
restitution.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Resusitation
I am sorry to say that my
affluence
over my niece is very small.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Influence
Never let a gift horse in the house.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Never look a gift horse in the mouth
He’s the Judas
S. Cariot
of the loadin’ platform.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Judas Iscariot
What do I look like, an
inferior
decorator?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Interior
She looked gorgeous in her new dress – absolutely
explicit.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Exquisite
Rip Van
Heussen
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Rip Van Winkle
You could have knocked me down with the
weather!
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Weather
Wouldn't let 'em get in a word
wedgewise.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Communication
Malaprops
Speech
I am sure I have done everything in my power since I
exploded
the affair.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Exposed
Now I too can soar with the
beagle.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Eagle
Something’s rotten in the state of
Denver.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Denmark
Shakespeare
He’ll be coming back and back and back, like a
chronicle
rash.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Chronic rash
That Meathead calls me a religious
phonetic.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Fanatic
You sit there like you’re in a
comma.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Coma
Oh no, Mom has
Indonesia!
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Amnesia
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Absolutely free, or
greatis.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Gratis
Shirley Temple was never as good as
Bojangles George Murphy.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Bill ‘Bojangles’ Robinson
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