Subject: Malaprops (Page 16)

Growing up the trellis were pink and yellow concubines.

East is East and West is West, but none of us is gonna meet Mark Twain.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Around here, it's always feast or phantom.

Mouth-to-mouth restitution.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I am sorry to say that my affluence over my niece is very small.

Never let a gift horse in the house.

He’s the Judas S. Cariot of the loadin’ platform.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

What do I look like, an inferior decorator?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

She looked gorgeous in her new dress – absolutely explicit.

Rip Van Heussen

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You could have knocked me down with the weather!

(1971 – ) American actress

Wouldn't let 'em get in a word wedgewise.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I am sure I have done everything in my power since I exploded the affair.

Now I too can soar with the beagle.

(1971 – ) American actress

Something’s rotten in the state of Denver.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He’ll be coming back and back and back, like a chronicle rash.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You sit there like you’re in a comma.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Oh no, Mom has Indonesia!

(1971 – ) American actress

Absolutely free, or greatis.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Shirley Temple was never as good as Bojangles George Murphy.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)