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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 17)
Ye is the
plurable
of you.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Plural
What’s all this fuss I’ve been hearing about the presidential
erection?
Gilda Radner
(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Emily Litella on “Saturday Night Live”
That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a
wonton
woman.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Wantan
It’s only the mercy of the Lord I ain’t had a stroke already – and a coronary
trombonus
in the bargain.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Health
Malaprops
Thrombosis
You’re a bartender, y’aint a
mortrician.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Mortician
Growing up the trellis were pink and yellow
concubines.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Columbines
Flowers
My doctor tells me I got a
communications
disease.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Health
Malaprops
Communicable
low-lying
fruit
Malaprop
Malaprops
Low hanging fruit
It’s all
moth-eared.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Dog-eared
It’s only supposed to take off a little microscope at a time.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
That's the straw that broke the camel's
neck!
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
The camel’s back
You know what they say,
misery is the best company.
Jean Stapleton
(1923 – 2013) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Edith Bunker in “All In the Family”
Misery loves company
The rest of the
bricks and bracks
on the mantle.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Bric brac
This is what I spent all those years learning my
ABDs
for?
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
ABCs
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
On a full stomach I probably
detergorate.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
The Meathead swooped down on the table like a plague of
crocuses.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Locusts
We hold these
semi-animal
meetings.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Semi- annual
Raise him a
Luferan
if you want, raise him a
Norman
with 7 wives, a holy roller, a Seventh Day
Adventurer
…
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Religion
Adventist
Lutheran
Mormon
What’s all this fuss I’ve been hearing about an
eagle
rights amendment?’
Gilda Radner
(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Emily Litella on “Saturday Night Live”
Equal Rights Amendment
Infernal
Revenue
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Internal
They said he had
neurosis of the liver.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Health
Malaprops
Cirrhosis of the liver
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