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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 17)
He’d go through the house like
Typhoon
Mary.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Typhoid Mary
The guy
literally
flew down the stairs!
Anonymous
Malaprops
Figuratively
I want to make a picture about the Russian secret police – the GOP.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Malaprops
KGB
We heard the ocean is
infatuated
with sharks.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Infested
Put the trash in the
Hipsy-Hampster.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Things
Dempsey Dumpster
The walls of medieval cathedrals were supported by flying
buttocks.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Architecture
Buttresses
[to the doctor] How about what I done for you in the bottle there? Ya know, the
eulogy
test.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Doctors
Health
Malaprops
Urology
What’s all this I hear about endangered
feces?
Gilda Radner
(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Endangered species
I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Let’s go to lunch, I'm
emancipated!
Anonymous
Food/Drink
Malaprops
Emaciated
Hunger
What a messy house. How can they live in such
squander.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Filth
Squalor
Smells like some kind if
saniquarium.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Sanitarium
What is all this talk about the Supreme Court decision on a
deaf
penalty?
Gilda Radner
(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Death penalty
handle him with
kids’
gloves
Anonymous
Malaprops
Kid
Mr. and Mrs. John Smith request your
presents
at the marriage of their daughter…
Anonymous
Malaprops
Invitations
Presence
It’s a
point or setter
plant.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Poinsettia
East is East and West is West,
but none of us is gonna meet Mark Twain.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Situations
And never the twain shall meet
Uh, no
intense offended
there.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Offense intended
Just keep your eye on the
pie.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Prize
The first minute we get something beautiful going you got a way of saying things that just, I dunno, breaks the whole
spill.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Spell
See if he passed the
literaracy
test.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Literacy
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