Subject: Malaprops (Page 17)

Florence Nightengown

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Don’t be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, “definition of character.”

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

She has really plummeted to the top of the charts.

Take a cruise down to the Virgin’s Island.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Everybody had some antidotes to tell.

Hippocritical oath.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Isn't that an expensive pendulum round that woman's neck?

Tell ’em we’re all decreased – we went last night in a suicide pact.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Feed a cold, starve for pizza. Starve a pizza, eat cold feet.

(1971 – ) American actress

Whoever sent ’em wants to remain unanimous.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He’s still scravengin’ down here.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Utrilities

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The titles are listed on the movie theater marquis.

Mopy Dick

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Be coming back and bacry like a woman’s corns.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

A zebra cannot change its spots.

(1948 – ) U.S. vice president & politician, author & environmentalist

But what does he owe me for 5 years of bread and broad?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

It’s only the mercy of the Lord I ain’t had a stroke already – and a coronary trombonus in the bargain.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

When the whole neighborhood turns into a smelting pot.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

She plummeted the deaths of inequity.