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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 17)
Florence
Nightengown
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Nightengale
Don’t be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that,
“definition
of character.”
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Defamation of character
She has really
plummeted
to the top of the charts.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Rocketed
Take a cruise down to the
Virgin’s Island.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Places
Virgin Islands
Everybody had some
antidotes
to tell.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Speech
Anecdotes
Hippocritical
oath.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Doctors
Health
Malaprops
Hippocratic Oath
Isn't that an expensive
pendulum
round that woman's neck?
Anonymous
Malaprops
Pendant
Tell ’em we’re all
decreased
– we went last night in a suicide pact.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Deceased
Feed a cold, starve for
pizza.
Starve a pizza, eat cold feet.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Fever
Whoever sent ’em wants to remain
unanimous.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Annonymous
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in
secrets
and in health.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Sickness
He’s still
scravengin’
down here.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Scavenging
Utrilities
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Utilities
The titles are listed on the movie theater marquis.
Anonymous
Entertainment
Malaprops
Marquee
Mopy
Dick
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Moby Dick
Be coming back and bacry like
a woman’s corns.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
A woman scorned
A zebra cannot change its spots.
Al Gore Jr.
(1948 – ) U.S. vice president & politician, author & environmentalist
Animals
Malaprops
But what does he owe me for 5 years of
bread and broad?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Room and board
It’s only the mercy of the Lord I ain’t had a stroke already – and a coronary
trombonus
in the bargain.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Health
Malaprops
Thrombosis
When the whole neighborhood turns into a
smelting
pot.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Melting pot
She
plummeted
the deaths of inequity.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Plumbed the depths
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