Subject: Malaprops (Page 17)

He’d go through the house like Typhoon Mary.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The guy literally flew down the stairs!

I want to make a picture about the Russian secret police – the GOP.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

We heard the ocean is infatuated with sharks.

Put the trash in the Hipsy-Hampster.

The walls of medieval cathedrals were supported by flying buttocks.

[to the doctor] How about what I done for you in the bottle there? Ya know, the eulogy test.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

What’s all this I hear about endangered feces?

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Let’s go to lunch, I'm emancipated!

What a messy house. How can they live in such squander.

Smells like some kind if saniquarium.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

What is all this talk about the Supreme Court decision on a deaf penalty?

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress

handle him with kids’ gloves

Mr. and Mrs. John Smith request your presents at the marriage of their daughter…

It’s a point or setter plant.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

East is East and West is West, but none of us is gonna meet Mark Twain.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Uh, no intense offended there.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Just keep your eye on the pie.

The first minute we get something beautiful going you got a way of saying things that just, I dunno, breaks the whole spill.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

See if he passed the literaracy test.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)