Subject: Malaprops (Page 17)

Ye is the plurable of you.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

What’s all this fuss I’ve been hearing about the presidential erection?

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress

That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

It’s only the mercy of the Lord I ain’t had a stroke already – and a coronary trombonus in the bargain.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You’re a bartender, y’aint a mortrician.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Growing up the trellis were pink and yellow concubines.

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

low-lying fruit

It’s all moth-eared.

It’s only supposed to take off a little microscope at a time.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

That's the straw that broke the camel's neck!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You know what they say, misery is the best company.

(1923 – 2013) American actress

The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

This is what I spent all those years learning my ABDs for?

(1971 – ) American actress

On a full stomach I probably detergorate.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The Meathead swooped down on the table like a plague of crocuses.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

We hold these semi-animal meetings.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Raise him a Luferan if you want, raise him a Norman with 7 wives, a holy roller, a Seventh Day Adventurer

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

What’s all this fuss I’ve been hearing about an eagle rights amendment?’

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress

Infernal Revenue

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

They said he had neurosis of the liver.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)