Subject: Malaprops (Page 18)

Make no delusions about the past!

Malaprops

I’m completely uninhabited.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Characteristics Malaprops

Please excuse Timmy from school Friday. He has very loose vowels.

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What a messy house. How can they live in such squander.

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I am sure I have done everything in my power since I exploded the affair.

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The flood damage was so bad they had to evaporate the city.

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Just keep your eye on the pie.

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As the French used to say "the peace of resistance."

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

I suffer from a deviant septum.

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I’m suffering a little bit from smoke exhilaration.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

She has really plummeted to the top of the charts.

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We have passed a lot of water since then.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
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Kent Abbott is in the on-deck circuit.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Malaprops Sports

… to love and to cherish, till death do us apart.

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… the Women’s Lubrication Movement.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops People Women

The mind wobbles.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

I’m a member of the weeper sex.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Malaprops People Women

I am his awfully-wedded wife.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Malaprops Marriage Wordplay

As Doris Day used to sing Que Seroo Seroo.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Communication Language Malaprops

I ain’t in a happy frame of mood.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Emotions Happiness Malaprops Mind

Please excuse Betty from school Tuesday, she had a cold and could not breed well.

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