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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 18)
Who am I,
Paul K. Getty?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
John P. Getty
Volcanoes erupting hot
guava.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Lava
That’s it! I can't take this anymore! … This is worse than Chinese
Waiter
Torture.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Keep your
eye
to the grindstone.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Nose
As youse people say,
Sh-boom.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
People
Jews
Shalom
Spontanooity
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Spontaneity
He’s shown a lack of
inconsistency.
An English soccer player
Malaprops
Sports
Consistency
The acrobats are performing
freaks
at the circus.
Anonymous
Entertainment
Malaprops
Circus
Feats
Banging on their chests with a
primeval
scream.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Primal
Umbiblical
cord
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Umbilical
What’s all this fuss I’ve been hearing about conserving our natural
racehorses?
Gilda Radner
(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Emily Litella on “Saturday Night Live”
Resources
Oh, for I minute there, I thought I was
illuminating.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Hallucinating
Everyone knows Foley the
philangerer!
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Philanderer
Probably a torn
filament
right there in the kneecap.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Health
Malaprops
Ligament
Listen to the
blabbing
brook.
Norm Crosby
(1927 – ) American comedian
Malaprops
Babbling
I’m as red as a
sheet.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Malaprops
Yogi-isms
Beet
Embarrassment
I might just fade into Bolivian, you know what I mean?
Mike Tyson
(1966 – ) American boxing champion
Malaprops
Places
Oblivion
He goes through groceries like an earth
remover.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Eating
Food/Drink
Malaprops
Earth mover
I'm not the kind of person who wears his heart
up his sleeve.
Anonymous
Malaprops
On his sleeve
In the
lap of the cards.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Lay of the cards
What’d ya do, sneak off to some
chyropractor
and get yourself fixed?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Chiropractor
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