Subject: Malaprops (Page 18)

Who am I, Paul K. Getty?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Volcanoes erupting hot guava.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

That’s it! I can't take this anymore! … This is worse than Chinese Waiter Torture.

(1971 – ) American actress

Keep your eye to the grindstone.

As youse people say, Sh-boom.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Spontanooity

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He’s shown a lack of inconsistency.

The acrobats are performing freaks at the circus.

Banging on their chests with a primeval scream.

Umbiblical cord

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

What’s all this fuss I’ve been hearing about conserving our natural racehorses?

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress

Oh, for I minute there, I thought I was illuminating.

Everyone knows Foley the philangerer!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Probably a torn filament right there in the kneecap.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Listen to the blabbing brook.

(1927 – ) American comedian

I’m as red as a sheet.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

I might just fade into Bolivian, you know what I mean?

(1966 – ) American boxing champion

He goes through groceries like an earth remover.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I'm not the kind of person who wears his heart up his sleeve.

In the lap of the cards.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

What’d ya do, sneak off to some chyropractor and get yourself fixed?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)