Subject: Malaprops (Page 18)

Do you Edith….take Archie Bunker to be your lawfully bedded husband?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops Marriage

He’s the Judas S. Cariot of the loadin’ platform.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

[to the doctor] How about what I done for you in the bottle there? Ya know, the eulogy test.

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Doctors Health Malaprops

You're like the pessimist, who looks at his pants and thinks they're half empty. You should be more like the optometrist, who looks through his glasses and thinks they're half full.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Nice quiet, waddya call, stablishment.

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Malaprops

I've been mostly camping and living in hostiles.

Malaprops Places

You are a weirdwolf.

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Malaprops

I have taken many of God's blessings for granite.

Malaprops

Something’s rotten in the state of Denver.

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Malaprops

B’nai Briss

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Beliefs Malaprops Religion

There is a statue of limitation.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Law Malaprops

Daddy, I have heat probation.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

I’m a ragged individualist.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Malaprops

It's a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime.

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Crime Malaprops

Busted tribia

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Health Malaprops

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women’s Lubrication Movement.

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Malaprops

My husband was chosen as a wheelbarrow for his friend's funeral.

Malaprops

Damp weather is very hard on the sciences.

Malaprops

Dreams do come through.

Malaprops

That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Wild hornets couldn't drag me there.

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Malaprops