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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 19)
Sentimentual
value
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Sentimental
Something’s rotten in the state of
Denver.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Denmark
Shakespeare
Look at the two
chimpanzoos
over here.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Chimpanzees
All kids are trouble, Edith; and I don’t wanna spend my
reclining
years trying to raise another one.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Children
Malaprops
Declining years
Black Panther leader
Elder Cleavage.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Eldridge Cleaver
They held a candlelight
visual.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Vigil
Survival of the
fitness.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Fittest
Survival
You’re talkin’ like you swallowed an
alnamac.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Almanac
… prostate with grief
Anonymous
Malaprops
Prostrate
Tony Soprano
Up there in his ivory
shower.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Tower
Executioner
of a will.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Executor
True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet
contemptation.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Contemplation
I ain’t in a happy frame of mood.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Emotions
Happiness
Malaprops
Mind
Frame of mind
Oh say can you see, by the dawn’s early light. What so proudly we hailed.
Of thee I sing.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Music
From “America”
The city is negotiating with the railway so it can take over the maintenance of the
right away.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Right of way
She's as headstrong as an
allegory
on the banks of Nile.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Alligator
There is no
pancreas
to the whole world's problems.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Panacea
No taxation without
regimentation.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Representation
My uncle died of Lou
Sterrett's
disease.
Anonymous
Health
Malaprops
Gehrig’s
My husband was chosen as a
wheelbarrow
for his friend's funeral.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Pallbearer
He’s still
scravengin’
down here.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Scavenging
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