Subject: Malaprops (Page 19)

Sentimentual value

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Something’s rotten in the state of Denver.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Look at the two chimpanzoos over here.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

All kids are trouble, Edith; and I don’t wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

They held a candlelight visual.

Survival of the fitness.

You’re talkin’ like you swallowed an alnamac.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

… prostate with grief

Up there in his ivory shower.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Executioner of a will.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I ain’t in a happy frame of mood.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Oh say can you see, by the dawn’s early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The city is negotiating with the railway so it can take over the maintenance of the right away.

She's as headstrong as an allegory on the banks of Nile.

There is no pancreas to the whole world's problems.

No taxation without regimentation.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

My uncle died of Lou Sterrett's disease.

My husband was chosen as a wheelbarrow for his friend's funeral.

He’s still scravengin’ down here.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)