Subject: Malaprops (Page 19)

Dad says the monster is just a pigment of my imagination.

Malaprops

Yankin’ out the tonsils and the adenoods.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Health Malaprops

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

I am sorry to say that my affluence over my niece is very small.

Malaprops

The rules are written by the bureaucraps.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

I’ve got a tooth that’s driving me to extraction.

ventriloquist dummy of Edgar Bergen (1903 – 1978)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Why don’t you take a high dive into the clam drip?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

I guess you could say I'm an internal optometrist.

Malaprops

Just try to restract his attention.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Paragorically, I will not let you ever talk about our sex life.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

I’d say that the Meathead probably got magnesia and forgot where his mouth was.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

She’s suffering from a detached rectum.

Malaprops

Up the creek without a saddle.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops Situations

Well, that was a cliff-dweller.

professional baseball manager
Baseball Malaprops Sports

I'm on the horns of an enema.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

It’s too caustic, said a director, when asked his opinion of a script.

Goldwyn: To hell with the cost, if it’s a good picture, we’ll make it.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Malaprops Misspokements

This is a Jewish cake – they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Take a cruise down to the Virgin’s Island.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops Places

What is all this talk about the Supreme Court decision on a deaf penalty?

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Like ships that clash in the night.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Let sleeping ducks lie.

Animals Dogs Malaprops