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Subject:
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It is beyond my apprehension.
Danny Ozark
American baseball manager
Malaprops
Comprehension
I am sorry to say that my
affluence
over my niece is very small.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Influence
Present company
suspected
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Excepted
This ain’t one of these
slighthearted
occasions.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Sweetheart
It’s a
point or setter
plant.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Poinsettia
International
Spade
The Cat Week
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Spay
I wear my heart on a
sleaze.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Sleeve
They
downloaded
the strength of the hurricane.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Downgraded
I'm not the kind of person who wears his heart
up his sleeve.
Anonymous
Malaprops
On his sleeve
Go to the
gyropractor
and get fixed?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Health
Malaprops
Chiropractor
Rome wasn’t
born
in a day.
Johnny Logan
professional baseball player
Malaprops
Places
Built
Rome
You wanna talk that Russian talk, take yourself back over to the
USSO.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
USSR
When making picture frames, you’ll need a
Midas
box, so you can cut the angle right.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Miter box
As
Bob is my witless
Anonymous
Malaprops
As God is my witness
Survival of the
fitness.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Fittest
Survival
We were like two ships
sinking
in the night.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Passing
We heard the sea is infatuated with sharks.
Anonymous
Animals
Malaprops
Infested
Interest
Ain’t ya never heard of
Medicure?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Medicare
Even Napoleon had his
Watergate.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Malaprops
Yogi-isms
Napoleon
Waterloo
What’s all this fuss I’ve been hearing about the presidential
erection?
Gilda Radner
(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Emily Litella on “Saturday Night Live”
If that's something you
expire
to do.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Aspire
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