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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 2)
Groinocologist
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Doctors
Health
Malaprops
Gynecologist
Tell her I ain’t crawlin’ home to her with my tail between her legs.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
My legs
It ain’t
German
to the conversation. It ain’t supposed to make sense; it’s faith. Faith is something that you believe that nobody in his right mind would believe.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Beliefs
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Faith
Germaine
It’s
irrevelant.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Irrelevant
I'm on a
wrong-way
street!
Anonymous
Driving
Malaprops
One-way
We heard the sea is infatuated with sharks.
Anonymous
Animals
Malaprops
Infested
Interest
I got a run in my
neon
stockings.
Anonymous
Clothing
Malaprops
Nylon
Position
is nine-tenths of the law.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Possession
… having too much
collateral
in your blood.
Anonymous
Health
Malaprops
Cholesterol
Off-the-docks
Jews.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
People
Orthodox
Many nations adopt a
tit for tit
policy.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Tit for Tat
He once had a unbiblical hernia.
Anonymous
Health
Malaprops
Inguinal Hernia
I don’t go around signin’ no political
documentaries.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Documents
Floods and diseases and
pestillentaries.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Pestilence
Banging on their chests with a
primeval
scream.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Primal
Did you watch the space
shovel
take off?
Anonymous
Malaprops
Shuttle
He experienced some rectal
breeding.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Bleeding
It's too late Edith, my
bus
has sailed.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Ship has sailed
Nice quiet, waddya call,
stablishment.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Establishment
My doctor tells me I got a
communications
disease.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Communicable
When making picture frames, you’ll need a
Midas
box, so you can cut the angle right.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Miter box
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