Subject: Malaprops (Page 2)

Please excuse Betty from school Tuesday, she had a cold and could not breed well.

Health Malaprops

Rome wasn't burned in a day.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist
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I ain’t no counterfeeter.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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Just remember the words of Patrick Henry – ‘Kill me or let me live.’

football coach
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You may have heard some funny comedians in your time – Milton Berlin, Don Trickles.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Just try to restract his attention.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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The upper part, waddya call, the mezzarine.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

I thought she had persisted from corresponding with him.

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My doctor tells me I got a communications disease.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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Don’t talk like an ignarosis.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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What are we all here, the Norman Cravernacle Choir?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

I want to make a picture about the Russian secret police – the GOP.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
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First time in 23 years our minds are synchrosized.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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Good to be back on the old terracotta.

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You ain’t got no qualifidations.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

That there is an invason of my privates.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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Having one wife is called monotony.

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I got a run in my neon stockings.

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If you could get it working I'd be internally grateful.

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Put the trash in the Hipsy-Hampster.

Malaprops Things

A veritable land mine of valuable information.

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