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Subject:
Malaprops
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That's a
hog
of a different color.
Malaprop
Malaprops
Horse
Buy one of them battery
transvester
radios.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Transistor
Tell her I ain’t crawlin’ home to her with my tail between her legs.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
My legs
They were living high on the
cob.
Anonymous
Life
Malaprops
Money
Hog
They'll have to
retaliate
the vote.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Count
Re-tabulate
Re-tally
The defense
breasts.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Rests
Me and your mother ain’t no Duke or Duke-ess.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Duchess
A
Polack
art exhibit!
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Painter Jackson Pollock
The guy
literally
flew down the stairs!
Anonymous
Malaprops
Figuratively
The real estate agent can give you all the
perpendiculars
of this listing.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Particulars
My uncle died of Lou
Sterrett's
disease.
Anonymous
Health
Malaprops
Gehrig’s
The most dangerous killer in the
animals
of crime.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Annals
handle him with
kids’
gloves
Anonymous
Malaprops
Kid
Infernal
Revenue
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Internal
What’s all this fuss I’ve been hearing about an
eagle
rights amendment?’
Gilda Radner
(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Emily Litella on “Saturday Night Live”
Equal Rights Amendment
The
perferator
of the crime was apprehended by the police.
Anonymous
Crime
Malaprops
Perpetrator
Raise him a
Luferan
if you want, raise him a
Norman
with 7 wives, a holy roller, a Seventh Day
Adventurer
…
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Religion
Adventist
Lutheran
Mormon
Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Trouble
Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days,
begatten.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Children
Malaprops
Go on with the
renouncement.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Announcement
Won by your distinguished
incrumbent.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Incumbent
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