Subject: Malaprops (Page 2)

Dad says the monster is just a pigment of my imagination.

The printer is out of order – sorry for the incontinence.

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

All your friends are gonna be green with envious.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

They downloaded the strength of the hurricane.

He’s the Judas S. Cariot of the loadin’ platform.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I'm traveling incoherent.

I'm feeling lack-a-daisy today.

Up there in his ivory shower.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Rackwell Walsh

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I can syncronize with those homeless people.

That there is an invason of my privates.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The Bunkers is going down to Florida as pre-deranged.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Please excuse Betty from school Tuesday, she had a cold and could not breed well.

He was a very immortal person.

They think they can do the portrait in one setting.

It ain't German to the conversation.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Tonight, I become a lesbian.

(1971 – ) American actress

Take it with a grain assault.

She was as mad as a wet blanket.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist

We're like two peas in a pot.