Subject: Malaprops (Page 2)

Groinocologist

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Tell her I ain’t crawlin’ home to her with my tail between her legs.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

It ain’t German to the conversation. It ain’t supposed to make sense; it’s faith. Faith is something that you believe that nobody in his right mind would believe.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

It’s irrevelant.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I'm on a wrong-way street!

We heard the sea is infatuated with sharks.

I got a run in my neon stockings.

Position is nine-tenths of the law.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

… having too much collateral in your blood.

Off-the-docks Jews.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Many nations adopt a tit for tit policy.

He once had a unbiblical hernia.

I don’t go around signin’ no political documentaries.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Floods and diseases and pestillentaries.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Banging on their chests with a primeval scream.

Did you watch the space shovel take off?

He experienced some rectal breeding.

It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Nice quiet, waddya call, stablishment.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

When making picture frames, you’ll need a Midas box, so you can cut the angle right.