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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 2)
Dad says the monster is just a
pigment
of my imagination.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Figment
Imagination
The printer is out of order – sorry for the
incontinence.
Malaprop
Malaprops
Inconvenience
Even Napoleon had his
Watergate.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Malaprops
Yogi-isms
Napoleon
Waterloo
All your friends are gonna be green with
envious.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Envy
They
downloaded
the strength of the hurricane.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Downgraded
He’s the Judas
S. Cariot
of the loadin’ platform.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Judas Iscariot
I'm traveling
incoherent.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Ingognito
I'm feeling
lack-a-daisy
today.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Lackadaisical
Up there in his ivory
shower.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Tower
Rackwell Walsh
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Raquel Welsh
I can
syncronize
with those homeless people.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Empathy
Sympathize
That there is an
invason of my privates.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Invasion of my privacy
The Bunkers is going down to Florida as
pre-deranged.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Prearranged
Please excuse Betty from school Tuesday, she had a cold and could not
breed
well.
Anonymous
Health
Malaprops
Breathe
He was a very
immortal
person.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Malaprops
Immorality
They think they can do the portrait in one
setting.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Situations
Sitting
It ain't
German
to the conversation.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Germane
Relevant
Tonight, I become a
lesbian.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Thespian
Take it with
a grain assault.
Anonymous
Malaprops
A grain of salt
She was as mad as a wet blanket.
Leo Rosten
(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist
Anger
Emotions
Malaprops
We're like two peas in a
pot.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Situations
Two peas in a pod
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