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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 20)
Forget that guy – just
illiterate
him from your memory.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Obliterate
Ain’t ya never heard of
Medicure?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Medicare
Daddy, I have heat
probation.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Prostration
Like ships that
clash
in the night.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Pass in the night
… geronomous
zones and the
floorplay,
you spoil all the waddya call the
mystiqueries
of things.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Sex
Erogenous
Foreplay
Mystique
From that book suppository building…
Anonymous
Malaprops
Book depository
From “Full Metal Jacket”
Welcome to our home; and as youse people say
"shaboom."
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
A greeting
Hebrew
Shalom
People have the
persona
that all Texans wear cowboy hats.
Anonymous
Beliefs
Malaprops
Opinion
Perception
Texas
I have taken many of God's blessings for
granite.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Granted
Oh, for I minute there, I thought I was
illuminating.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Hallucinating
The Meathead swooped down on the table like a plague of
crocuses.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Locusts
My hunka
flywood
is ripped off!
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Plywood
Please don’t draw me no
diaphrams.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Diagrams
Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Trouble
Arabs wear
turbines
on their heads.
Anonymous
Clothing
Malaprops
Turbans
Please excuse Timmy from school Friday. He has very loose
vowels.
Anonymous
Health
Malaprops
Bowels
I’m sure in your next life you’re going to be
reincarcerated.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Reincarnated
If that ain't
the black calling the kettle pot!
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Pot calling the kettle black
I'm feeling
lack-a-daisy
today.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Lackadaisical
Buenos
nachos.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Noches
The town had the coldest temperature in all the
contagious
states.
Anonymous
America
Malaprops
Places
Contiguous
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