Subject: Malaprops (Page 20)

Forget that guy – just illiterate him from your memory.

Ain’t ya never heard of Medicure?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Daddy, I have heat probation.

(1971 – ) American actress

Like ships that clash in the night.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

… geronomous zones and the floorplay, you spoil all the waddya call the mystiqueries of things.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

From that book suppository building…

Welcome to our home; and as youse people say "shaboom."

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

People have the persona that all Texans wear cowboy hats.

I have taken many of God's blessings for granite.

Oh, for I minute there, I thought I was illuminating.

The Meathead swooped down on the table like a plague of crocuses.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

My hunka flywood is ripped off!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Please don’t draw me no diaphrams.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Arabs wear turbines on their heads.

Please excuse Timmy from school Friday. He has very loose vowels.

I’m sure in your next life you’re going to be reincarcerated.

(1971 – ) American actress

If that ain't the black calling the kettle pot!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I'm feeling lack-a-daisy today.

Buenos nachos.

(1971 – ) American actress

The town had the coldest temperature in all the contagious states.