Subject: Malaprops (Page 20)

Let fightin' dogs lie.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I am sorry to say that my affluence over my niece is very small.

One of the funniest antidotes of all time.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

We heard the ocean is infatuated with sharks.

I'm going to hold my breast until I turn blue.

(1971 – ) American actress

There's a traumatic difference between the two.

It ain’t the heat; it’s the humility.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

This ain’t one of these slighthearted occasions.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

She has extra-century perception.

As the French used to say "the peace of resistance."

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Spontanooity

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

In the lap of the cards.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

They said he had neurosis of the liver.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

She looked gorgeous in her new dress – absolutely explicit.

He was a very immortal person.

Nice quiet, waddya call, stablishment.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Hidin’ out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Keep a stiff upper chin.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Forget that guy – just illiterate him from your memory.

Like they say, it ain’t over till the fat guy swings.

professional baseball player