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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 20)
Let
fightin' dogs lie.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Animals
Malaprops
Situations
Sleeping dogs lie
I am sorry to say that my
affluence
over my niece is very small.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Influence
One of the funniest
antidotes
of all time.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Anecdotes
We heard the ocean is
infatuated
with sharks.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Infested
I'm going to hold my
breast
until I turn blue.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Breath
There's a
traumatic
difference between the two.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Dramatic
It ain’t the heat; it’s the
humility.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Heat
Malaprops
Science/Weather
Yogi-isms
Humidity
This ain’t one of these
slighthearted
occasions.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Sweetheart
She has extra-
century
perception.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Extrasensory perception (ESP)
Intuition
As the French used to say
"the peace of resistance."
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
A showpiece
Highlight
Pièce de résistance
Spontanooity
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Spontaneity
In the
lap of the cards.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Lay of the cards
They said he had
neurosis of the liver.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Health
Malaprops
Cirrhosis of the liver
Even Napoleon had his
Watergate.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Malaprops
Yogi-isms
Napoleon
Waterloo
She looked gorgeous in her new dress – absolutely
explicit.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Exquisite
He was a very
immortal
person.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Malaprops
Immorality
Nice quiet, waddya call,
stablishment.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Establishment
Hidin’ out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Phantom
Keep a stiff upper
chin.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Malaprops
Attitude
Lip
Forget that guy – just
illiterate
him from your memory.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Obliterate
Like they say, it ain’t over till the fat
guy
swings.
Darren Daulton
professional baseball player
Baseball
Malaprops
Sports
Lady
Of stocky first baseman John Kruk
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