Subject: Malaprops (Page 21)

I just don’t want you to do nothing on the sperm of the moment.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Flying saucers are just an optical conclusion.

Now I too can soar with the beagle.

(1971 – ) American actress

Another victim of the grim weeper.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Feed a cold, starve for pizza. Starve a pizza, eat cold feet.

(1971 – ) American actress

Smells like some kind if saniquarium.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

People are scared that the departed soul might be hoovering around some place.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He who laughs last, laughs west.

(1971 – ) American actress

You're making a mountain out of a Mohawk.

No matter how long we’ve been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, “turn me over.”

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

… one says to the other her mum had a cyst on on her aviary.

Patience is a virgin.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

In the nineteenth century, life was hard for Europe’s pheasants.

The most dangerous killer in the animals of crime.

Gonna be incrimated… they’re gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The two of you was intricate together.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The whole conjugation was asleep.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

… to love and to cherish, till death do us apart.

Survival of the fitness.