Subject: Malaprops (Page 21)

Make no delusions about the past!

I got bigger fish to fly.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The perferator of the crime was apprehended by the police.

Oh say can you see, by the dawn’s early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Stamped inedibly on my heart.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Taking over the reigns of leadership.

It’s irrevelant.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

She’s suffering from a detached rectum.

On a full stomach I probably detergorate.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The words “don't" and “isn’t” are contraptions.

I’m completely uninhabited.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian

I wanna read ya something right out of the allamac.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest attractions.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Absence makes the heart go wander.

One of those digitalis clocks.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

It doesn’t endow me, to be honest.

English football player & manager

Just remember the words of Patrick Henry – ‘Kill me or let me live.’

football coach

The titles are listed on the movie theater marquis.

I want to make a picture about the Russian secret police – the GOP.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Tonight, I become a lesbian.

(1971 – ) American actress

He's the type who will cut your throat behind your back.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist