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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 21)
What’s all this talk I’ve been hearing about
busting
school children?
Gilda Radner
(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Busing
The upper part, waddya call, the
mezzarine.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Mezzanine
I let my
prescription
run out on that magazine.
Malaprop
Malaprops
I let my prescription run out on that magazine.
It isn't like I came down from Mount Sinai with the
tabloids.
Ron Meyer
football coach
Malaprops
Tablets
That ain’t superstition – that’s
self-perservation.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Self preservation
Ya gotta watch out for that rigididness; it’ll
warf
your personality.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Dwarf
Congress is back in season.
Congress
Government
Malaprops
I’m suffering a little bit from smoke
exhilaration.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Inhalation
It’s a well known
hysterical
fact: they gave ’em an inch of
CzechosloWakia
and they took Poland.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Czechoslovakia
Historical
Sit right down there,
seniorora.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Senorita
George Meaney, head of the
UFO-CIA.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
AFL-CIO
Unions
When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the
digitalis
skills.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Digital
Just remember the words of Patrick Henry –
‘Kill me or let me live.’
Bill Peterson
football coach
Malaprops
Give me liberty or give me death
Lobster
Greenberg
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Newburg
Pedal stool.
Anonymous
Malaprops
From The IT Crowd
Pedestal
They think they can do the portrait in one
setting.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Sitting
I want to hear it so quiet we can hear a mouse dropping.
Gregory Ratoff
(1897 – 1960) Russian-born American film director, actor & producer
Malaprops
Misspokements
Your honor, may I
encroach
the bench?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Law
Malaprops
Approach the bench
Court
The scripts needs to be kept
in sink.
Anonymous
Malaprops
In sync
Synchronize
… when he goes
besmearing
the name…
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Besmirching
Dances with
Wool.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Wolves
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