Quotes and One Liners
humorous one-liners, quotations, jokes, Murphy's Laws & more
Home
About
Categories
Activities
Age
Animals
Appearance
Beliefs
Characteristics
Communication
Conflict
Death
Education
Emotions
Entertainment
Family
Food/Drink
Government
Health
Intelligence
Life
Marriage
Miscellaneous
Money
People
Places
Problems
Relationships
Science/Weather
Sex
Situations
Sports
Success
Things
Time
Work
Additional Categories
Book Titles
Confucius say
Definitions
Epitaphs
Exaggerations
Expressions
Hollywood Squares
Insults
Last Words
Murphy's Laws
Place Names
Proverbs
Reviews/Criticism
Song Titles
Tom Swifties
TV/Movie Quotes
Oops...
Bushisms
Church Bulletins
Classified Ads
Colemanballs
Headlines
Malaprops
Misspokements
Signs
Translations
Yogi-isms
Some Popular Authors
Abraham Lincoln
Alfred E. Neuman
Ambrose Bierce
Benjamin Franklin
Dave Barry
Demetri Martin
Dorothy Parker
Emo Phillips
George Carlin
Groucho Marx
H.L. Mencken
Homer Simpson
Jeff Foxworthy
Jimmy Carr
Joan Rivers
Mae West
Mark Twain
Mitch Hedberg
Oscar Wilde
Phyllis Diller
Richard Lewis
Rita Rudner
Rodney Dangerfield
Steven Wright
Stewart Francis
W.C. Fields
Will Rogers
Woody Allen
View All Authors
Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 21)
Make no
delusions
about the past!
Anonymous
Malaprops
Allusions
Judgment
I got bigger fish to
fly.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Fry
The
perferator
of the crime was apprehended by the police.
Anonymous
Crime
Malaprops
Perpetrator
Oh say can you see, by the dawn’s early light. What so proudly we hailed.
Of thee I sing.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Music
From “America”
Stamped inedibly on my heart.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Indelibly
Taking over the
reigns
of leadership.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Reins
It’s
irrevelant.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Irrelevant
She’s suffering from a detached
rectum.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Retina
On a full stomach I probably
detergorate.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
The words “don't" and “isn’t” are
contraptions.
Anonymous
Communication
Language
Malaprops
Contraction
I’m completely
uninhabited.
Jane Sherwood Ace
(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Characteristics
Malaprops
Uninhibited
I wanna read ya something right out of the
allamac.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Almanac
A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest
attractions.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Attachments
Absence makes the heart go wander.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Grow fonder
One of those
digitalis
clocks.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Digital
It doesn’t
endow
me, to be honest.
Alan Mullery
English football player & manager
Malaprops
Endear
Just remember the words of Patrick Henry –
‘Kill me or let me live.’
Bill Peterson
football coach
Malaprops
Give me liberty or give me death
The titles are listed on the movie theater marquis.
Anonymous
Entertainment
Malaprops
Marquee
I want to make a picture about the Russian secret police – the GOP.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Malaprops
KGB
Tonight, I become a
lesbian.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Thespian
He's the type who will cut your throat behind your back.
Leo Rosten
(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist
Malaprops
People
Page 21 of 35
« First
« Previous
19
20
21
22
23
Next »
Last »