Subject: Malaprops (Page 22)

She’s loaded with this, waddya call, women’s intermission.

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Up the creek in a boat with a hole.

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Book Of Ecclesiasticles

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This ain’t one of these slighthearted occasions.

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What do I look like, an inferior decorator?

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I ain’t got nothing in that hand. Look at that, this guy is suspective of everything.

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Raise him a Luferan if you want, raise him a Norman with 7 wives, a holy roller, a Seventh Day Adventurer

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The Meathead swooped down on the table like a plague of crocuses.

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The Frankincense Monster

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he’s coming over here to claim his pound of fish.

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“Let ’em eat cake,” to quote the late Mark Antonette.

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Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral.

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… having too much collateral in your blood.

We seem to have unleased a hornet's nest.

Congress is back in season.

He’s a wolf in cheap clothing.

Why don't you go take a short walk on a long pier?

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Salivation Army

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He’s a bad influenza on me.

Never let a gift horse in the house.

I’d say that the Meathead probably got magnesia and forgot where his mouth was.

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