Subject: Malaprops (Page 22)

They live in a two-storage house.

Mr. and Mrs. John Smith request your presents at the marriage of their daughter…

She has initiated and is very remorseful.

Oh no, Mom has Indonesia!

(1971 – ) American actress

Don't be hollerin' at him, will ya, you'll give him a mental sterosis.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I'm traveling incoherent.

You’re trying to give him goremets dinners.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You sit there like you’re in a comma.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

… my eyes was lookin' at hard pore cornography.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Spontanooity

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He’s on 90… 10 away from that mythical figure.

British sports commentator

Keep a stiff upper chin.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Print the bulletins and get the information decimated.

Let’s go to lunch, I'm emancipated!

My husband went to Radio Shack and got some dog ears for the TV.

The whole conjugation was asleep.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

German headshrinker named Sigmund Fruit.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Men gets these here, waddya call, surges, where the chromostones are burlin’ over.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Be sure and put some of those neutrons on it.

professional baseball player

He was able to keep things in the proper suspective.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I am sorry to say that my affluence over my niece is very small.