Quotes and One Liners
humorous one-liners, quotations, jokes, Murphy's Laws & more
Home
About
Categories
Activities
Age
Animals
Appearance
Beliefs
Characteristics
Communication
Conflict
Death
Education
Emotions
Entertainment
Family
Food/Drink
Government
Health
Intelligence
Life
Marriage
Miscellaneous
Money
People
Places
Problems
Relationships
Science/Weather
Sex
Situations
Sports
Success
Things
Time
Work
Additional Categories
Book Titles
Confucius say
Definitions
Epitaphs
Exaggerations
Expressions
Hollywood Squares
Insults
Last Words
Murphy's Laws
Place Names
Proverbs
Reviews/Criticism
Song Titles
Tom Swifties
TV/Movie Quotes
Oops...
Bushisms
Church Bulletins
Classified Ads
Colemanballs
Headlines
Malaprops
Misspokements
Signs
Translations
Yogi-isms
Some Popular Authors
Abraham Lincoln
Alfred E. Neuman
Ambrose Bierce
Benjamin Franklin
Dave Barry
Demetri Martin
Dorothy Parker
Emo Phillips
George Carlin
Groucho Marx
H.L. Mencken
Homer Simpson
Jeff Foxworthy
Jimmy Carr
Joan Rivers
Mae West
Mark Twain
Mitch Hedberg
Oscar Wilde
Phyllis Diller
Richard Lewis
Rita Rudner
Rodney Dangerfield
Steven Wright
Stewart Francis
W.C. Fields
Will Rogers
Woody Allen
View All Authors
Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 22)
People have the
persona
that all Texans wear cowboy hats.
Anonymous
Beliefs
Malaprops
Opinion
Perception
Texas
Early in the morning when the
crows cock.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Cocks crow
Morning
Business
adventurous
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Business
Ventures
If that's something you
expire
to do.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Aspire
Congress is back in season.
Congress
Government
Malaprops
I’m a member of the
weeper
sex.
Jane Sherwood Ace
(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Malaprops
People
Women
Gender
Weaker
We were young: college students, we were full of vim and
vinegar.
Malaprop
Malaprops
Vigor
I got bigger fish to
fly.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Fry
I thought she had
persisted
from corresponding with him.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Desisted
I
commensurate
with you on that.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Commiserate
I just don’t want you to do nothing on the
sperm
of the moment.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Spur
He was from Thailand or some other
erotic
place.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Places
Exotic
The Bible, if ya read it you’d know; it’s right in the beginning there, in the Book of
Generous.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Genesis
Something’s rotten in the state of
Denver.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Denmark
Early in the morning when the
crows cock.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Cocks crow
I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta
consecrate
on that.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Concentrate
This is no longer just a
bubbling
brook.
Anonymous
Malaprops
A reporter during a hurricane-induced flood
Babbling brook
He’s a bad
influenza
on me.
Anonymous
Malaprops
He’s a bad influenza on me.
… having too much
collateral
in your blood.
Anonymous
Health
Malaprops
Cholesterol
Many nations adopt a
tit for tit
policy.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Tit for Tat
We’re not attempting to
circumcise
the rules.
Bill Cowher
football coach
Football
Malaprops
Sports
Circumvent
Page 22 of 35
« First
« Previous
20
21
22
23
24
Next »
Last »