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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 22)
They live in a two-
storage
house.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Story
Mr. and Mrs. John Smith request your
presents
at the marriage of their daughter…
Anonymous
Malaprops
Invitations
Presence
She has
initiated
and is very
remorseful.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Malaprops
Initiative
Resourceful
Oh no, Mom has
Indonesia!
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Amnesia
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Don't be hollerin' at him, will ya, you'll give him a
mental sterosis.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Health
Malaprops
I'm traveling
incoherent.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Ingognito
You’re trying to give him
goremets
dinners.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Food/Drink
Malaprops
Gourmet
You sit there like you’re in a
comma.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Coma
… my eyes was lookin' at
hard pore cornography.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Pornography
Spontanooity
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Spontaneity
He’s on 90… 10 away from that
mythical
figure.
Trevor Bailey
British sports commentator
Malaprops
Sports
Cricket
Magical
Keep a stiff upper
chin.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Malaprops
Attitude
Lip
Print the bulletins and get the information
decimated.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Deciminated
Let’s go to lunch, I'm
emancipated!
Anonymous
Food/Drink
Malaprops
Emaciated
Hunger
My husband went to Radio Shack and got some
dog ears
for the TV.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Television
Rabbit ears
The whole conjugation was asleep.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Congregation
German headshrinker named Sigmund
Fruit.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Freud
Men gets these here, waddya call,
surges,
where the
chromostones
are burlin’ over.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Chromosomes
Urges
Be sure and put some of those
neutrons
on it.
Mike Smith
professional baseball player
Food/Drink
Malaprops
Croutons
Ordering salad at a restaurant
He was able to keep things in the proper
suspective.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Perspective
I am sorry to say that my
affluence
over my niece is very small.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Influence
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