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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 23)
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he’s coming over here to claim his pound of
fish.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
He had to use a fire
distinguisher.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Extinguisher
This is what I spent all those years learning my
ABDs
for?
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
ABCs
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
A bird in the hand is worth two in the
tush.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Bush
Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that,
definition
of character.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Defamation of character
That guy is a
blackbuster.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Ball buster
As Doris Day used to sing
Que Seroo Seroo.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Communication
Language
Malaprops
Que sera sera
They held a candlelight
visual.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Vigil
The most important decision is that of
excepting
Jesus in your life.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Accepting
Ya better keep a
civilian
tongue in your head.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Communication
Malaprops
Speech
Civil tongue
Let sleeping
ducks
lie.
Anonymous
Animals
Dogs
Malaprops
… the Women’s
Lubrication
Movement.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
People
Women
Liberation
He experienced some rectal
breeding.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Bleeding
From the prairies, to the oceans,
wide
with foam.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
America
Malaprops
Places
White with foam
The upper part, waddya call, the
mezzarine.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Mezzanine
One man's goose is another man's
dander.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Gander
I'm traveling
incoherent.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Ingognito
I could hear
footprints.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Footsteps
She has
initiated
and is very
remorseful.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Malaprops
Initiative
Resourceful
Dunn &
Broad Streets
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Dunn & Bradstreet
Tell ’em we’re all
decreased
– we went last night in a suicide pact.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Deceased
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