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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 23)
I am sure I have done everything in my power since I
exploded
the affair.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Exposed
This ain’t one of these
slighthearted
occasions.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Sweetheart
Present company
suspected
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Excepted
Black Panther leader
Elder Cleavage.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Eldridge Cleaver
What are you
incinerating?
Anonymous
Malaprops
Insinuating
Waddya expect him to say,
entray voose?
Archie Bunker
Anonymous
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Enter
Entree vous
He’s got that big house to maintain in San
Clemency.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
San Clemente CA
Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Death
Malaprops
Pall bearers
That Meathead calls me a religious
phonetic.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Fanatic
I could get
blackbusted.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Blackballed
Most of ’em have more
hismones
than
hermones.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Hormones
What are we all here, the
Norman Cravernacle
Choir?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Mormon Tabernacle Choir
She looked gorgeous in her new dress – absolutely
explicit.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Exquisite
Those people all
corregated
over there.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Congregated
It’s all
moth-eared.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Dog-eared
As our President said in his
renegurial
address.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Communication
Malaprops
Speech
Inaugural
Why don't you go take a
short walk on a long pier?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Long walk off a short pier
The town had the coldest temperature in all the
contagious
states.
Anonymous
America
Malaprops
Places
Contiguous
To make the drawers work better, rub them with
paraphernalia.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Paraffin
You’re trying to give him
goremets
dinners.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Food/Drink
Malaprops
Gourmet
[telling the story of Samson] He took a jawbone from
the grass
and slew the Palistine army.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Jawbone of an ass
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