Subject: Malaprops (Page 23)

She was as mad as a wet blanket.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist
Anger Emotions Malaprops

When making picture frames, you’ll need a Midas box, so you can cut the angle right.

Malaprops

It’s all moth-eared.

Malaprops

Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

This ain’t one of these slighthearted occasions.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

She had a seashore disorder.

Health Malaprops

As one of the faithful constituitionals.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Passed with flying carpets.

Malaprops

It's a mute point.

Malaprops

I want to hear it so quiet we can hear a mouse dropping.

(1897 – 1960) Russian-born American film director, actor & producer
Malaprops Misspokements

He’d go through the house like Typhoon Mary.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Arabs wear turbines on their heads.

Clothing Malaprops

Edith, I’m mortifried!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

It was deader than a hangnail.

Malaprops

Welfare incipients

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

I was under the dress.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

This makes me so sore it gets my dandruff up.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Anger Malaprops

A Polack art exhibit!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Up the creek in a boat with a hole.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops Situations

I ain’t got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can’t make no mistakes. Like he’s, waddya call, inflammable.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Characteristics Malaprops Mistakes

Fillit mig-non

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Eating Food/Drink Malaprops