Subject: Malaprops (Page 23)

I am sure I have done everything in my power since I exploded the affair.

This ain’t one of these slighthearted occasions.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Present company suspected

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

What are you incinerating?

Waddya expect him to say, entray voose?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He’s got that big house to maintain in San Clemency.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I could get blackbusted.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Most of ’em have more hismones than hermones.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

What are we all here, the Norman Cravernacle Choir?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

She looked gorgeous in her new dress – absolutely explicit.

Those people all corregated over there.

It’s all moth-eared.

As our President said in his renegurial address.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Why don't you go take a short walk on a long pier?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The town had the coldest temperature in all the contagious states.

To make the drawers work better, rub them with paraphernalia.

You’re trying to give him goremets dinners.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

[telling the story of Samson] He took a jawbone from the grass and slew the Palistine army.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)