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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 24)
See if he passed the
literaracy
test.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Literacy
That guy is a
blackbuster.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Ball buster
The coffee has burned my face! I'm going to be
distorted!
Anonymous
Appearance
Malaprops
Disfigured
Mopy
Dick
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Moby Dick
California’s
Silicone
Valley
Malaprop
Malaprops
Places
Silicon Valley
Geriatricide joint
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Age
Malaprops
Old
Geriatric
Nursing home
Raise him a
Luferan
if you want, raise him a
Norman
with 7 wives, a holy roller, a Seventh Day
Adventurer
…
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Religion
Adventist
Lutheran
Mormon
She has
initiated
and is very
remorseful.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Malaprops
Initiative
Resourceful
You’re everywhere. You’re
omnivorous.
Homer Simpson
cartoon character in
The Simpsons
(Dan Castellaneta)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
That's a
hog
of a different color.
Malaprop
Malaprops
Horse
This is what I spent all those years learning my
ABDs
for?
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
ABCs
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
You’re a
chimp
off the old block.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Family
Malaprops
Chip
I think I've got the mucus of a good team.
Dick Duckworth
Colemanballs
Malaprops
Nucleus
When a boy’s coming into
poobertyhood.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Manhood
Puberty
Everything is just
peaches and beans.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Situations
Good
Peaches and cream
Won by your distinguished
incrumbent.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Incumbent
Off-the-docks
Jews.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
People
Orthodox
Oblituaries
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Death
Malaprops
Obituaries
… baby lying in the
bassinoot.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Basinet
Revenge is a dish best served
with cold cuts.
Malaprop
Malaprops
Best served cold
Tony Soprano
Welcome to our home; and as youse people say
"shaboom."
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
A greeting
Hebrew
Shalom
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