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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 24)
The Dago on the
Yarmulke.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Yamaha
The
crust
of the problem
Anonymous
Malaprops
Crux
Could I get
gangroon
out of that?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Health
Malaprops
Gangrene
This is a Jewish cake – they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets
circumscribed.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Circumsized
Left hand, right hand, it doesn’t matter, I’m
amphibious.
Charles Shackleford
professional basketball player
Malaprops
Sports
Ambidextrous
My husband and I have a
monotonous
relationship.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Relationships
Monogomous
The flood damage was so bad they had to
evaporate
the city.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Evacuate
I ain't gonna eat this food with these Chink
pick-up sticks.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Chopsticks
That’s it! I can't take this anymore! … This is worse than Chinese
Waiter
Torture.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
I'm gonna keep a
beagle-eye
on you the whole weekend.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Eagle eye
Never let a gift horse in the house.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Never look a gift horse in the mouth
You want people to think you live in a
pig’s eye?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Pig sty
Oh no, Mom has
Indonesia!
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Amnesia
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Something’s rotten in the state of
Denver.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Denmark
Shakespeare
Transflusions
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Transfusions
Off-the-docks
Jews.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
People
Orthodox
I don’t go around signin’ no political
documentaries.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Documents
It is beyond my apprehension.
Danny Ozark
American baseball manager
Malaprops
Comprehension
California’s
Silicone
Valley
Malaprop
Malaprops
Places
Silicon Valley
This
anecdote
you give, how ya supposed to take it?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Antidote
He was a man of great
statue.
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Malaprops
Stature
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