Subject: Malaprops (Page 24)

They live in a two-storage house.

Get the hanging dog expression off your face.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

This is a Jewish cake – they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Ya better keep a civilian tongue in your head.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I ain't in no mood to play 120 questions.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

[commenting on a woman's perfume] It infiltrates the nosetrils.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

She's as headstrong as an allegory on the banks of Nile.

The ironing is delicious.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Nancy Cartwright)

David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar.

The Count of Monte Crisco

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

… ifso fatso

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Doctors told me that if my uncle had lived, he most likely would have been a vegetarian.

Dreams do come through.

Quoth the raven, Demi Moore.

(1971 – ) American actress

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

That ain’t no trampoloon.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You're making a mountain out of a Mohawk.

Executioner of a will.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Emperor Negro, who fiddled while Rome burned…

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Put your monkey where your mouth is.

Up the creek without a saddle.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)