Subject: Malaprops (Page 24)

See if he passed the literaracy test.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

That guy is a blackbuster.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The coffee has burned my face! I'm going to be distorted!

Mopy Dick

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

California’s Silicone Valley

Geriatricide joint

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Raise him a Luferan if you want, raise him a Norman with 7 wives, a holy roller, a Seventh Day Adventurer

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

She has initiated and is very remorseful.

You’re everywhere. You’re omnivorous.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

That's a hog of a different color.

This is what I spent all those years learning my ABDs for?

(1971 – ) American actress

You’re a chimp off the old block.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I think I've got the mucus of a good team.

When a boy’s coming into poobertyhood.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Everything is just peaches and beans.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Won by your distinguished incrumbent.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Off-the-docks Jews.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Oblituaries

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

… baby lying in the bassinoot.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Revenge is a dish best served with cold cuts.

Welcome to our home; and as youse people say "shaboom."

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)