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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 24)
They live in a
two-storage
house.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Two story
Get the
hanging dog
expression off your face.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Appearance
Malaprops
Hang dog
This is a Jewish cake – they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets
circumscribed.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Circumsized
Ya better keep a
civilian
tongue in your head.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Communication
Malaprops
Speech
Civil tongue
I ain't in no mood to play
120 questions.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Activities
Malaprops
20 questions
[commenting on a woman's perfume] It infiltrates the
nosetrils.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Aroma
Nostrils
Perfume
She's as headstrong as an
allegory
on the banks of Nile.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Malaprops
Alligator
Stubborn
The >ironing is delicious.
Bart Simpson
cartoon character in
The Simpsons
(Nancy Cartwright)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Irony
David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the
liar.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Lyre
The Count of Monte
Crisco
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
The Count of Monte Crisco
… ifso fatso
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
By the very fact
Ipso facto
Doctors told me that if my uncle had lived, he most likely would have been a
vegetarian.
Anonymous
Health
Malaprops
Vegetable
Dreams do come
through.
Anonymous
Malaprops
True
Quoth the raven,
Demi Moore.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Nevermore
When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the
digitalis
skills.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Digital
That ain’t no
trampoloon.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Trampoline
You're making a mountain out of a
Mohawk.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Mole hill
Executioner
of a will.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Executor
Emperor
Negro,
who fiddled while Rome burned…
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
People
Nero
Put your
monkey
where your mouth is.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Money
Up the creek without a
saddle.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Situations
Paddle
Trouble
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