Subject: Malaprops (Page 24)

The Dago on the Yarmulke.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The crust of the problem

Could I get gangroon out of that?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

This is a Jewish cake – they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Left hand, right hand, it doesn’t matter, I’m amphibious.

professional basketball player

My husband and I have a monotonous relationship.

The flood damage was so bad they had to evaporate the city.

I ain't gonna eat this food with these Chink pick-up sticks.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

That’s it! I can't take this anymore! … This is worse than Chinese Waiter Torture.

(1971 – ) American actress

I'm gonna keep a beagle-eye on you the whole weekend.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Never let a gift horse in the house.

You want people to think you live in a pig’s eye?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Oh no, Mom has Indonesia!

(1971 – ) American actress

Something’s rotten in the state of Denver.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Transflusions

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Off-the-docks Jews.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I don’t go around signin’ no political documentaries.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

It is beyond my apprehension.

American baseball manager

California’s Silicone Valley

This anecdote you give, how ya supposed to take it?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He was a man of great statue.