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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 25)
… on
hollowed
ground
Anonymous
Malaprops
Hallowed
Shut the door will the two of yas, we’re catchin’
ammonia.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Pneumonia
… ifso fatso
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
By the very fact
Ipso facto
Feed a cold, starve for
pizza.
Starve a pizza, eat cold feet.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Fever
All kids are trouble, Edith; and I don’t wanna spend my
reclining
years trying to raise another one.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Children
Malaprops
Declining years
See if he passed the
literaracy
test.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Literacy
Look at you, you’re white as a
goat.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Ghost
I am sorry to say that my
affluence
over my niece is very small.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Influence
Just keep hanging your
steamers
over there. You’re the one who got me into this whole expensive party here.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Decorations
Streamers
Rome wasn't burned in a day.
Leo Rosten
(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist
Malaprops
Rome
There is a
statue
of limitation.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Law
Malaprops
Statute
Like ships that
clash
in the night.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Pass in the night
II want to go home and
smuggle
with my wife.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Snuggle
He was a very
immortal
person.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Malaprops
Immorality
All your friends are gonna be green with
envious.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Envy
The chickens have come home to
roast.
Jane Sherwood Ace
(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Malaprops
Wordplay
Chickens
Roost
Her business seems to be doing well; it must be very
ludicrous.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Money
Lucrative
Whoever sent ‘em wants to remain
unanimous.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Annonymous
Unknown
David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the
liar.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Lyre
Horse ovaries
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Food/Drink
Malaprops
Hors d’oeuvres
Look at the two
chimpanzoos
over here.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Chimpanzees
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