Subject: Malaprops (Page 25)

No matter how long we’ve been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, “turn me over.”

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Potatum O’Neal

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Absolutely free, or greatis.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I got bigger fish to fly.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

… electrical degenerators

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Wild hornets couldn't drag me there.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Both of my children had the chicken pops when they were young.

Alcohol is ok in modification.

Stamped inedibly on my heart.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You're like the pessimist, who looks at his pants and thinks they're half empty. You should be more like the optometrist, who looks through his glasses and thinks they're half full.

(1971 – ) American actress

To avoid misunderstanding, I’ll stop speaking formal English and just use the binocular.

… to love and to cherish, till death do us apart.

My husband was chosen as a wheelbarrow for his friend's funeral.

He’s the Judas S. Cariot of the loadin’ platform.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I let my prescription run out on that magazine.

The acrobats are performing freaks at the circus.

It ain't exactly the Pope diamond.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I just don’t want you to do nothing on the sperm of the moment.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Oh no, Mom has Indonesia!

(1971 – ) American actress

Worst case Ontario.

I'm on the horns of an enema.

(1971 – ) American actress