Subject: Malaprops (Page 25)

… on hollowed ground

Shut the door will the two of yas, we’re catchin’ ammonia.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

… ifso fatso

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Feed a cold, starve for pizza. Starve a pizza, eat cold feet.

(1971 – ) American actress

All kids are trouble, Edith; and I don’t wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

See if he passed the literaracy test.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Look at you, you’re white as a goat.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I am sorry to say that my affluence over my niece is very small.

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You’re the one who got me into this whole expensive party here.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Rome wasn't burned in a day.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist

There is a statue of limitation.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Like ships that clash in the night.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

II want to go home and smuggle with my wife.

He was a very immortal person.

All your friends are gonna be green with envious.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The chickens have come home to roast.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian

Her business seems to be doing well; it must be very ludicrous.

Whoever sent ‘em wants to remain unanimous.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar.

Horse ovaries

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Look at the two chimpanzoos over here.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)