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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 25)
No matter how long we’ve been together Edith, you still, as the kids say,
“turn me over.”
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Turn me on
Potatum
O’Neal
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Tatum
Absolutely free, or
greatis.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Gratis
I got bigger fish to
fly.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Fry
… electrical
degenerators
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Things
Generators
Wild hornets
couldn't drag me there.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Wild horses
Both of my children had the chicken
pops
when they were young.
Anonymous
Health
Malaprops
Chicken pox
Alcohol is ok in
modification.
Anonymous
Alcohol
Food/Drink
Malaprops
Moderation
Stamped inedibly on my heart.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Indelibly
You're like the pessimist, who looks at his pants and thinks they're half empty. You should be more like the
optometrist,
who looks through his glasses and thinks they're half full.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Optimist
To avoid misunderstanding, I’ll stop speaking formal English and just use the
binocular.
Anonymous
Communication
Language
Malaprops
Vernacular
… to love and to cherish, till
death do us apart.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Part
My husband was chosen as a
wheelbarrow
for his friend's funeral.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Pallbearer
He’s the Judas
S. Cariot
of the loadin’ platform.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Judas Iscariot
I let my
prescription
run out on that magazine.
Malaprop
Malaprops
I let my prescription run out on that magazine.
The acrobats are performing
freaks
at the circus.
Anonymous
Entertainment
Malaprops
Circus
Feats
It ain't exactly the
Pope
diamond.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Hope diamond
I just don’t want you to do nothing on the
sperm
of the moment.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Time
Spur of the moment
Oh no, Mom has
Indonesia!
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Amnesia
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Worst case
Ontario.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Scenario
I'm on the horns of an
enema.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Dilemma
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