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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 26)
He was recently diagnosed with
prostrate
cancer.
Anonymous
Health
Malaprops
Prostate
Spanish
Imposition.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Inquisition
This
anecdote
you give, how ya supposed to take it?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Antidote
He’s on 90… 10 away from that
mythical
figure.
Trevor Bailey
British sports commentator
Malaprops
Sports
Cricket
Magical
The chickens have come home to
roast.
Jane Sherwood Ace
(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Malaprops
Wordplay
Chickens
Roost
To my dear daughter Gloria Bunker … I leave my living room chair as a
central piece
in her someday living room.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Centerpiece
… baby lying in the
bassinoot.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Basinet
It’s a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known
detergent
to crime.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Deterrent
Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Death
Malaprops
Pall bearers
Position
is nine-tenths of the law.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Possession
a
menstrual
show
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Minstrel
When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your
longirudes and lassitudes.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Longitudes and latitudes
I suffer from a
deviant
septum.
Anonymous
Health
Malaprops
Deviated
I am sure I have done everything in my power since I
exploded
the affair.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Exposed
Her business seems to be doing well; it must be very
ludicrous.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Money
Lucrative
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he’s coming over here to claim his pound of
fish.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
It's a
mute
point.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Moot
… behold, this very day, I have
interceded
another letter from the fellow.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Intercepted
Looking at the initials on your
monogroom.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Monogram
Like they say, it ain’t over till the fat
guy
swings.
Darren Daulton
professional baseball player
Baseball
Malaprops
Sports
Lady
Of stocky first baseman John Kruk
Lemon
merinj
pie.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Merengue
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