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Subject:
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(Page 26)
Let sleeping
ducks
lie.
Anonymous
Animals
Dogs
Malaprops
They live in a two-
storage
house.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Story
People are scared that the departed soul might be
hoovering
around some place.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Hovering
I got a
unanimous
letter
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Anonymous
I could get
blackbusted.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Blackballed
Passed with flying
carpets.
Malaprop
Malaprops
Colors
I’m suffering a little bit from smoke
exhilaration.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Inhalation
I might just fade into Bolivian, you know what I mean?
Mike Tyson
(1966 – ) American boxing champion
Malaprops
Places
Oblivion
First time in 23 years our minds are synchrosized.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Syncronized
As
Bob is my witless
Anonymous
Malaprops
As God is my witness
He’ll be coming back and back and back, like a
chronicle
rash.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Chronic rash
Hippocritical
oath.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Doctors
Health
Malaprops
Hippocratic Oath
I’m sure in your next life you’re going to be
reincarcerated.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Reincarnated
What’d ya do, sneak off to some
chyropractor
and get yourself fixed?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Chiropractor
A zebra cannot change its spots.
Al Gore Jr.
(1948 – ) U.S. vice president & politician, author & environmentalist
Animals
Malaprops
What a terrible
cat's after me!
Anonymous
Malaprops
Catastrophe
Smells like some kind if
saniquarium.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
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Sanitarium
You want people to think you live in a
pig’s eye?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Pig sty
So I won’t make the cover of Harper’s
Brassiere.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Bazaar
Geriatricide joint
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Age
Malaprops
Old
Geriatric
Nursing home
Your being Sir Anthony's son, would itself be a sufficient
accommodation.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Recommendation
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