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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 26)
I'm on the edge of my
feet.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
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TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Seat
All I want is for my case to be heard before an
impractical
decision-maker.
Pete Rose
American baseball player
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Impartial
All your friends are gonna be green with
envious.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Envy
Oh no, Mom has
Indonesia!
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
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TV/Movie Quotes
Amnesia
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
He received a
decease
and desist order.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Cease and desist
Shut the door will the two of yas, we’re catchin’
ammonia.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Pneumonia
“Go west,” like Horace
Greenberg
said.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
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Horace Greeley
My husband was chosen as a
wheelbarrow
for his friend's funeral.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Pallbearer
What a messy house. How can they live in such
squander.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Filth
Squalor
Worst case
Ontario.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Scenario
I could hear
footprints.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Footsteps
I hate to leave in the middle of all this
hillerarity.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
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Hilarity
I want to hear it so quiet we can hear a mouse dropping.
Gregory Ratoff
(1897 – 1960) Russian-born American film director, actor & producer
Malaprops
Misspokements
…
birth patrol pills.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
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Birth control pills
We seem to have
unleased
a hornet's nest.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Situations
Trouble
Both of my children had the chicken
pops
when they were young.
Anonymous
Health
Malaprops
Chicken pox
Hidin’ out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
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Phantom
Up the creek in a
boat with a hole.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Situations
Leaky boat
… one says to the other her mum had a cyst on on her
aviary.
Anonymous
Health
Malaprops
Ovary
That's the straw that broke the camel's
neck!
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
The camel’s back
My own tax expert, H & R
Crock.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
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