Subject: Malaprops (Page 26)

He was recently diagnosed with prostrate cancer.

Spanish Imposition.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

This anecdote you give, how ya supposed to take it?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He’s on 90… 10 away from that mythical figure.

British sports commentator

The chickens have come home to roast.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian

To my dear daughter Gloria Bunker … I leave my living room chair as a central piece in her someday living room.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

… baby lying in the bassinoot.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

It’s a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Position is nine-tenths of the law.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

a menstrual show

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I suffer from a deviant septum.

I am sure I have done everything in my power since I exploded the affair.

Her business seems to be doing well; it must be very ludicrous.

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he’s coming over here to claim his pound of fish.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

It's a mute point.

… behold, this very day, I have interceded another letter from the fellow.

Looking at the initials on your monogroom.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Like they say, it ain’t over till the fat guy swings.

professional baseball player

Lemon merinj pie.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)