Subject: Malaprops (Page 26)

I'm on the edge of my feet.

(1971 – ) American actress

All I want is for my case to be heard before an impractical decision-maker.

American baseball player

All your friends are gonna be green with envious.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Oh no, Mom has Indonesia!

(1971 – ) American actress

He received a decease and desist order.

Shut the door will the two of yas, we’re catchin’ ammonia.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

“Go west,” like Horace Greenberg said.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

My husband was chosen as a wheelbarrow for his friend's funeral.

What a messy house. How can they live in such squander.

Worst case Ontario.

I could hear footprints.

I hate to leave in the middle of all this hillerarity.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I want to hear it so quiet we can hear a mouse dropping.

(1897 – 1960) Russian-born American film director, actor & producer

birth patrol pills.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

We seem to have unleased a hornet's nest.

Both of my children had the chicken pops when they were young.

Hidin’ out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Up the creek in a boat with a hole.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

… one says to the other her mum had a cyst on on her aviary.

That's the straw that broke the camel's neck!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

My own tax expert, H & R Crock.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)