Subject: Malaprops (Page 27)

Ya better keep a civilian tongue in your head.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You're just trying to make me admit something I didn't do. I know all about reverse biology, buddy. I'm not an idiot.

… baby lying in the bassinoot.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Who do you think I bunk into?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You're making a mountain out of a Mohawk.

He who laughs last, laughs west.

(1971 – ) American actress

Brudder, you got a preposition and that thing will give you a conclusion of the brain.

cartoon character (Mel Blanc)

Making suppository remarks about our country.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Busted tribia

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Are you getting the jest of this?

I want to make a picture about the Russian secret police – the GOP.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

That is the squaw that stroke the camel’s sack.

(1971 – ) American actress

Maybe my mind chewed off more than the mind should bite.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Groinocologist

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

OK, if you can get an indepartial judge.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Legitimate reality company

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He’s still scravengin’ down here.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He’s a bad influenza on me.

II want to go home and smuggle with my wife.

All I want is for my case to be heard before an impractical decision-maker.

American baseball player