Subject: Malaprops (Page 27)

Up the creek without a saddle.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

You’ll be turned into a pillow of salt.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

I'm not a pessimist, I'm an optometrist.

Malaprops

Oblituaries

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Death Malaprops

… buy one of them battery operated transvestite radios.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Growing up the trellis were pink and yellow concubines.

Malaprops

Mopy Dick

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

German headshrinker named Sigmund Fruit.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

He’ll be coming back and back and back, like a chronicle rash.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Up there in his ivory shower.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

The police surrounded the building and threw an accordion around the block.

Malaprops Situations

And then he [Mike Tyson] will have only channel vision.

English boxer
Malaprops

They’re diabolically opposed.

Malaprops

You don’t hear me gettin’ historical.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Many nations adopt a tit for tit policy.

Malaprops

I'm going to hold my breast until I turn blue.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

I want to hear it so quiet we can hear a mouse dropping.

(1897 – 1960) Russian-born American film director, actor & producer
Malaprops Misspokements

Gonna be incrimated… they’re gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Death Malaprops

Rome wasn't burned in a day.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist
Malaprops

We heard the sea is infatuated with sharks.

Animals Malaprops