Subject: Malaprops (Page 27)

A lot of people are leaving the company; the nutrition rate is very high.

Don’t worry about the war; it’s all over but the shooting.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

In her elastic stockings, next to her very close veins.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I'm an Aquarium.

(1971 – ) American actress

We're like two peas in a pot.

And then he [Mike Tyson] will have only channel vision.

English boxer

She takes everything I say out of contest.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Ain’t ya never heard silence is gold?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Maybe I’d like to run around the house my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Why don't you go take a short walk on a long pier?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

… buy one of them battery operated transvestite radios.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Didn’t he take the exercise tax off cars?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

a menstrual show

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I think I've got the mucus of a good team.

That ain’t no trampoloon.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You don’t hear me gettin’ historical.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

She has extra-century perception.

She plummeted the deaths of inequity.

Get the hanging dog expression off your face.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

What’s all this fuss I’ve been hearing about the presidential erection?

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress

I'm going to the store to buy a soup latrine.