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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 28)
Please excuse Timmy from school Friday. He has very loose
vowels.
Anonymous
Health
Malaprops
Bowels
Hot flushes and
mentalpause.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Hot flashes
Menopause
Like ships that
clash
in the night.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Pass in the night
Everything is just
peaches and beans.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Situations
Good
Peaches and cream
Gonna take all of my thinking and all of my
consecration.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Intelligence
Malaprops
Concentration
I’d give that picture a Japanese Academy
Reward!
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Award
That guy ain’t been the same since he had that
vasexomy.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Health
Malaprops
Vasectomy
Taking over the
reigns
of leadership.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Reins
[to the doctor] How about what I done for you in the bottle there? Ya know, the
eulogy
test.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Doctors
Health
Malaprops
Urology
It was a very heart-
rendering
story.
Anonymous
Emotions
Malaprops
Heart-rending
Most of ’em have more
hismones
than
hermones.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Hormones
The city is negotiating with the railway so it can take over the maintenance of the
right away.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Right of way
They said he had
neurosis
of the liver.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Cirrhosis
House of ill
refute.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Ill repute
My husband was chosen as a
wheelbarrow
for his friend's funeral.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Pallbearer
Civilized humanical relationships
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
The mind
wobbles.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Boggles
Utrilities
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Utilities
Congress is back in season.
Congress
Government
Malaprops
handle him with
kids’
gloves
Anonymous
Malaprops
Kid
Could I get
gangroon
out of that?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Health
Malaprops
Gangrene
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