Subject: Malaprops (Page 28)

Go to the gyropractor and get fixed?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I waited an hour for my starter; so I complained… ‘It's not rocket salad.’

British comedian & actress

If he don’t go calling the cops “pigs” or one of those other epilets…

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Mouth-to-mouth restitution.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

If that ain't the black calling the kettle pot!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I am sure I have done everything in my power since I exploded the affair.

One brain washes the other.

Whoever sent ‘em wants to remain unanimous.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Salivation Army

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He’s the Judas S. Cariot of the loadin’ platform.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Bonafried

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

As a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the ping and the pong.

(1971 – ) American actress

He’s got some grand strategy that he can’t revulge.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Rackwell Walsh

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He’s a bad influenza on me.

I’ve been accumeratin’ these benefits for 30 years.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Holier than thy.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

That man is a real charmer, a regular Don Coyote.

Excitement to riot.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)