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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 28)
We hold these
semi-animal
meetings.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Semi- annual
I let my
prescription
run out on that magazine.
Malaprop
Malaprops
I let my prescription run out on that magazine.
I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta
consecrate
on that.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Concentrate
You’re talkin’ like you swallowed an
alnamac.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Almanac
Up the creek without a
saddle.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Situations
Paddle
Trouble
She has extra-
century
perception.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Extrasensory perception (ESP)
Intuition
He once had a unbiblical hernia.
Anonymous
Health
Malaprops
Inguinal Hernia
[to the doctor] How about what I done for you in the bottle there? Ya know, the
eulogy
test.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Doctors
Health
Malaprops
Urology
He’s got some grand strategy that he can’t
revulge.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Divulge
It doesn’t
endow
me, to be honest.
Alan Mullery
English football player & manager
Malaprops
Endear
A babysitter should at least be out of
puberous.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Puberty
One of those
digitalis
clocks.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Digital
I wasn’t under the
impersonation
you meant me.
Jane Sherwood Ace
(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Malaprops
Impression
You’re a
chimp
off the old block.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Family
Malaprops
Chip
We'd like a room with a southern
explosion.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Exposure
It’s
irrevelant.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Irrelevant
But what does he owe me for 5 years of
bread and broad?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Room and board
I didn’t ask her for nothin.’ It was her that
reduced
me.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Seduced
She has a
photogenic
memory.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Memory
Photographic
Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days,
begatten.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Children
Malaprops
Busted
tribia
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Health
Malaprops
Bones
Tibia
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