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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 29)
I ain’t in a happy frame of mood.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Emotions
Happiness
Malaprops
Mind
Frame of mind
As youse people say,
Sh-boom.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
People
Jews
Shalom
I'm traveling
incoherent.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Ingognito
So I started giving her mouth to mouth
restitution,
there.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Respiration
My husband and I have a
monotonous
relationship.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Relationships
Monogomous
That's a
hog
of a different color.
Malaprop
Malaprops
Horse
Go to the
gyropractor
and get fixed?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Health
Malaprops
Chiropractor
She’s suffering from a detached
rectum.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Retina
You can't squeeze
blood out of a tulip.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Turnip
I'm an
Aquarium.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Aquarius
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
He was recently diagnosed with
prostrate
cancer.
Anonymous
Health
Malaprops
Prostate
We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Animals
Malaprops
Situations
comedian
Flop
Wilson
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Flip
Holier than
thy.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Thou
He’s suffering from a lack of
self of steam.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Malaprops
Self-esteem
The Three
Muskatelles.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Musketeers
[to the doctor] How about what I done for you in the bottle there? Ya know, the
eulogy
test.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Doctors
Health
Malaprops
Urology
So finally, the great Jefferson, who always
reclined
to cross my
freshhold
is into the house.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Declined
Threshold
Some system of
judaspudence
we got here.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Jurisprudence
She was as mad as a wet blanket.
Leo Rosten
(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist
Anger
Emotions
Malaprops
Your honor, may I
encroach
the bench?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Law
Malaprops
Approach the bench
Court
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