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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 29)
Up the creek without a
saddle.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Situations
Paddle
Trouble
I
resemble
that remark!
Anonymous
Malaprops
Resent
That ain’t superstition – that’s
self-perservation.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Self preservation
Well, that was a cliff-dweller.
Wes Westrum
professional baseball manager
Baseball
Malaprops
Sports
Cliff hanger
On a close baseball game
Make no
delusions
about the past!
Anonymous
Malaprops
Allusions
Judgment
Weekly
filibooster
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Filibuster
I want to make a picture about the Russian secret police – the GOP.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Malaprops
KGB
Damp weather is very hard on the
sciences.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Sinuses
I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta
consecrate
on that.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Concentrate
Book Of
Ecclesiasticles
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Beliefs
Malaprops
Bible
Ecclesiastes
Tell ’em we’re all
decreased
– we went last night in a suicide pact.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Deceased
Ain’t ya never heard
silence is gold?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Situations
Quiet
Silence is golden
She's as headstrong as an
allegory
on the banks of Nile.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Malaprops
Alligator
Stubborn
Waddya expect him to say,
entray voose?
Archie Bunker
Anonymous
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Enter
Entree vous
They’re
diabolically
opposed.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Diametrically
Isn't that an expensive
pendulum
round that woman's neck?
Anonymous
Malaprops
Pendant
She’s suffering from a detached
rectum.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Retina
The Count of Monte
Crisco
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
The Count of Monte Crisco
You’re a
hairess.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Heiress
It’s a
temporarial
blowout here; all the houses on the block are dark.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Temporary
They
downloaded
the strength of the hurricane.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Downgraded
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