Subject: Malaprops (Page 29)

I ain’t in a happy frame of mood.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

As youse people say, Sh-boom.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I'm traveling incoherent.

So I started giving her mouth to mouth restitution, there.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

My husband and I have a monotonous relationship.

That's a hog of a different color.

Go to the gyropractor and get fixed?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

She’s suffering from a detached rectum.

You can't squeeze blood out of a tulip.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I'm an Aquarium.

(1971 – ) American actress

He was recently diagnosed with prostrate cancer.

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

comedian Flop Wilson

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Holier than thy.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He’s suffering from a lack of self of steam.

The Three Muskatelles.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

[to the doctor] How about what I done for you in the bottle there? Ya know, the eulogy test.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Some system of judaspudence we got here.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

She was as mad as a wet blanket.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist

Your honor, may I encroach the bench?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)