Subject: Malaprops (Page 3)

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he’s coming over here to claim his pound of fish.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Maybe I’d like to run around the house my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

To avoid misunderstanding, I’ll stop speaking formal English and just use the binocular.

Up the creek without a saddle.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Brudder, you got a preposition and that thing will give you a conclusion of the brain.

cartoon character (Mel Blanc)

Dropped the heavy lid of the terlet right on my instoop.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

That's the straw that broke the camel's neck!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

What’s all this fuss I’ve been hearing about an eagle rights amendment?’

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress

Absolutely free, or greatis.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The whole conjugation was asleep.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Won by your distinguished incrumbent.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

And that's the crutch of the situation.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

What’s all this talk I’ve been hearing about violins on television?’

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress

The way a doctor writes out a subscription.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Quit your procrasterbating and go talk to him.

I’m a ragged individualist.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian

It was a very heart-rendering story.

They live in a two-storage house.

Senatorial, governorial, mayororial

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

What do I look like, an inferior decorator?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

What comes around, is all around.