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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 3)
Use a little of your
horse's sense.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Horse sense
Cut the
biblical
cord.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Umbilical
They
downloaded
the strength of the hurricane.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Downgraded
Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women’s
Lubrication
Movement.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Liberation
Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to
exercise
with her.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Exorcise
Things started to
snowplow.
Kevin Appier
professional baseball player
Malaprops
Situations
Snowball
Ya don’t have to soft soap me.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
You are a
weirdwolf.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Werewolf
Oh, for I minute there, I thought I was
illuminating.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Hallucinating
People have the
persona
that all Texans wear cowboy hats.
Anonymous
Beliefs
Malaprops
Opinion
Perception
Texas
The flood damage was so bad they had to
evaporate
the city.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Evacuate
Good to be back on the old
terracotta.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Terra firma
You don’t hear me gettin’
historical.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Hysterical
I'm on the edge of my
feet.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Seat
Dunn &
Broad Streets
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Dunn & Bradstreet
He’s a wolf in
cheap
clothing.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Sheep’s
Taking over the
reigns
of leadership.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Reins
Well, as they say
que seray seray.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Que sera sera
Whatever will be will be
Shirley Temple was never as good as
Bojangles George Murphy.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Bill ‘Bojangles’ Robinson
Money is the
roof
of all evil.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Root
Put your
monkey
where your mouth is.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Money
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