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Subject:
Malaprops
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I wasn’t under the
impersonation
you meant me.
Jane Sherwood Ace
(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Malaprops
Impression
He was a man of great
statue.
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Malaprops
Stature
We drove around and looked at some apartments, and then we looked at some
condoms.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Condos
Don't be hollerin' at him, will ya, you'll give him a
mental sterosis.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Health
Malaprops
I’m suffering a little bit from smoke
exhilaration.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Inhalation
He’s a wolf in
cheap
clothing.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Sheep’s
The coffee has burned my face! I'm going to be
distorted!
Anonymous
Appearance
Malaprops
Disfigured
Keep your
eye
to the grindstone.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Nose
As inevitable as death in
Texas.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
And taxes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
She has really
plummeted
to the top of the charts.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Rocketed
This makes me so sore it gets my
dandruff
up.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Anger
Malaprops
Dander
We have that Indian scene; we can get the Indians from the reservoir.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Malaprops
Indians
He experienced some rectal
breeding.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Bleeding
She has a
photogenic
memory.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Memory
Photographic
Let’s go to lunch, I'm
emancipated!
Anonymous
Food/Drink
Malaprops
Emaciated
Hunger
Another victim of the grim
weeper.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Death
Malaprops
Grim reaper
This is no longer just a
bubbling
brook.
Anonymous
Malaprops
A reporter during a hurricane-induced flood
Babbling brook
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in
secrets
and in health.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Sickness
Senatorial,
governorial, mayororial
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Government
Malaprops
Gubernatorial
You could have knocked me down with a
fender.
Jane Sherwood Ace
(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Malaprops
Astonishment
Feather
Like a bull into a
china closet.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
China shop
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