Subject: Malaprops (Page 3)

I wasn’t under the impersonation you meant me.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian

He was a man of great statue.

We drove around and looked at some apartments, and then we looked at some condoms.

Don't be hollerin' at him, will ya, you'll give him a mental sterosis.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I’m suffering a little bit from smoke exhilaration.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He’s a wolf in cheap clothing.

The coffee has burned my face! I'm going to be distorted!

Keep your eye to the grindstone.

As inevitable as death in Texas.

(1971 – ) American actress

She has really plummeted to the top of the charts.

This makes me so sore it gets my dandruff up.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

We have that Indian scene; we can get the Indians from the reservoir.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

He experienced some rectal breeding.

She has a photogenic memory.

Let’s go to lunch, I'm emancipated!

Another victim of the grim weeper.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

This is no longer just a bubbling brook.

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Senatorial, governorial, mayororial

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You could have knocked me down with a fender.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian

Like a bull into a china closet.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)