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Subject:
Malaprops
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From that book suppository building…
Anonymous
Malaprops
Book depository
From “Full Metal Jacket”
He's going up and down like a
metronome.
Anonymous
Malaprops
When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your
longirudes and lassitudes.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Longitudes and latitudes
Stamped inedibly on my heart.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Indelibly
It ain’t exactly the
Pope Diamond.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Hope diamond
Go to the
gyropractor
and get fixed?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Health
Malaprops
Chiropractor
You're making a mountain out of a
Mohawk.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Mole hill
I
resemble
that remark!
Anonymous
Malaprops
Resent
I’m half
prostate
in the heat.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Prostrate
… having too much
collateral
in your blood.
Anonymous
Health
Malaprops
Cholesterol
Fires and
grimstones
of hell.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Brimstone
True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet
contemptation.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Contemplation
What ya eat ain't got nuttin' to do with how old ya are. That all depends on your ancestors. It's what they call a matter of
heresy.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Family
Malaprops
Heredity
You’ll be turned into a
pillow
of salt.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Pillar
Black Panther leader
Elder Cleavage.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Eldridge Cleaver
Banging on their chests with a
primeval
scream.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Primal
No, a
moo
point. Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter.
Joey Tribbiani from Friends
Malaprops
Moot
Well,
arrivedouche.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Arrivederci
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
I’m a member of the
weeper
sex.
Jane Sherwood Ace
(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Malaprops
People
Women
Gender
Weaker
Everyone knows Foley the
philangerer!
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Philanderer
There’s two
heads
to every coin.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Malaprops
Sides
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