Subject: Malaprops (Page 3)

From that book suppository building…

He's going up and down like a metronome.

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Stamped inedibly on my heart.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

It ain’t exactly the Pope Diamond.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Go to the gyropractor and get fixed?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You're making a mountain out of a Mohawk.

I resemble that remark!

I’m half prostate in the heat.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

… having too much collateral in your blood.

Fires and grimstones of hell.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

What ya eat ain't got nuttin' to do with how old ya are. That all depends on your ancestors. It's what they call a matter of heresy.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You’ll be turned into a pillow of salt.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Banging on their chests with a primeval scream.

No, a moo point. Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter.

Well, arrivedouche.

(1971 – ) American actress

I’m a member of the weeper sex.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian

Everyone knows Foley the philangerer!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

There’s two heads to every coin.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer