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Subject:
Malaprops
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The dent in his car is hardly cold and he’s coming over here to claim his pound of
fish.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Maybe I’d like to run around the house my drawers, and with her here, I felt
inhabited.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Inhibited
To avoid misunderstanding, I’ll stop speaking formal English and just use the
binocular.
Anonymous
Communication
Language
Malaprops
Vernacular
Up the creek without a
saddle.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Situations
Paddle
Trouble
Brudder, you got a
preposition
and
that
thing will give you a
conclusion
of the brain.
Bugs Bunny
cartoon character (Mel Blanc)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Contusion
Proposition
Dropped the heavy lid of the
terlet right on my instoop.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Toilet on my instep
That's the straw that broke the camel's
neck!
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
The camel’s back
What’s all this fuss I’ve been hearing about an
eagle
rights amendment?’
Gilda Radner
(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Emily Litella on “Saturday Night Live”
Equal Rights Amendment
Absolutely free, or
greatis.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Gratis
The whole conjugation was asleep.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Congregation
Won by your distinguished
incrumbent.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Incumbent
And that's the
crutch
of the situation.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Crux
What’s all this talk I’ve been hearing about
violins
on television?’
Gilda Radner
(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Emily Litella on “Saturday Night Live”
Violence
The way a doctor writes out a
subscription.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Prescription
Quit your
procrasterbating
and go talk to him.
Anonymous
Malaprops
From “Raising Hope”
Procrastinating
I’m a
ragged
individualist.
Jane Sherwood Ace
(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Malaprops
Rugged
It was a very heart-
rendering
story.
Anonymous
Emotions
Malaprops
Heart-rending
They live in a
two-storage
house.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Two story
Senatorial,
governorial, mayororial
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Government
Malaprops
Gubernatorial
What do I look like, an
inferior
decorator?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Interior
What comes around, is all around.
Anonymous
Malaprops
What comes around goes around
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