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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 30)
Both of my children had the chicken
pops
when they were young.
Anonymous
Health
Malaprops
Chicken pox
Some system of
judaspudence
we got here.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Jurisprudence
Ye is the
plurable
of you.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Plural
You're making a mountain out of a
Mohawk.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Mole hill
That one kind of
grapes
on my nerves.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Grates on my nerves
Won by your distinguished
incrumbent.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Incumbent
Our ship was caught in a
typhoid.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Typhoon
Keep your eyes
pierced,
it's got to be around here somewhere.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Peeled
You’ll be turned into a
pillow
of salt.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Pillar
I might just fade into Bolivian, you know what I mean?
Mike Tyson
(1966 – ) American boxing champion
Malaprops
Places
Oblivion
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in
secrets
and in health.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Sickness
I got bigger fish to
fly.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Fry
It's got lots of installation.
Anonymous
Appearance
Clothing
Malaprops
Describing a new coat
Insulation
Take a cruise down to the
Virgin’s Island.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Places
Virgin Islands
A lot of people are leaving the company; the
nutrition
rate is very high.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Attrition
I
resemble
that remark!
Anonymous
Malaprops
Resent
Not all that shivers is cold.
Leo Rosten
(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist
Malaprops
Glitters is gold
Cut the
biblical
cord.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Umbilical
There's more than one way to
spin a rat.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Skin a cat
It ain't
German
to the conversation.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Germane
Relevant
They’re
diabolically
opposed.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Diametrically
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