Subject: Malaprops (Page 31)

Oh no, Mom has Indonesia!

(1971 – ) American actress

I'm not the kind of person who wears his heart up his sleeve.

You wanna talk that Russian talk, take yourself back over to the USSO.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

One of the funniest antidotes of all time.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

To make the drawers work better, rub them with paraphernalia.

He looked very thin and emancipated.

I wanna read ya something right out of the allamac.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I'm traveling incoherent.

Farkerhouse rolls.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

We had a longer holiday than usual this year because the school was closed for altercations.

I thought she had persisted from corresponding with him.

Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Another victim of the grim weeper.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

She’s suffering from a detached rectum.

You’re so nayve!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

In a pig’s dye.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

… on hollowed ground

Don’t be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, “definition of character.”

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

This ain’t one of these slighthearted occasions.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You ain’t got no qualifidations.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Please don’t draw me no diaphrams.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)