Subject: Malaprops (Page 31)

The most dangerous killer in the animals of crime.

New mother… they get a sense of waddya call, the maternals.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Tonight, we're honoring one of the all-time greats in baseball, Stan Musial; he's immoral.

professional baseball player

We’re not attempting to circumcise the rules.

football coach

Up there in his ivory shower.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

To avoid misunderstanding, I’ll stop speaking formal English and just use the binocular.

Civilized humanical relationships

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

… ifso fatso

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The titles are listed on the movie theater marquis.

Let fightin' dogs lie.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Things started to snowplow.

professional baseball player

Here’s the money for our patentcy.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Don’t worry about the war; it’s all over but the shooting.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

The devil and all his nimps.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He’s wearing a tomahawk haircut.

Something’s rotten in the state of Denver.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

They said he had neurosis of the liver.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

When the whole neighborhood turns into a smelting pot.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I’m sure in your next life you’re going to be reincarcerated.

(1971 – ) American actress

Yankin’ out the tonsils and the adenoods.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

[to the doctor] How about what I done for you in the bottle there? Ya know, the eulogy test.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)