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Subject:
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Oh no, Mom has
Indonesia!
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Amnesia
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
I'm not the kind of person who wears his heart
up his sleeve.
Anonymous
Malaprops
On his sleeve
You wanna talk that Russian talk, take yourself back over to the
USSO.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
USSR
One of the funniest
antidotes
of all time.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
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TV/Movie Quotes
Anecdotes
To make the drawers work better, rub them with
paraphernalia.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Paraffin
He looked very thin and
emancipated.
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Malaprops
Emaciated
I wanna read ya something right out of the
allamac.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Almanac
I'm traveling
incoherent.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Ingognito
Farkerhouse
rolls.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Food/Drink
Malaprops
Parkerhouse rolls
We had a longer holiday than usual this year because the school was closed for
altercations.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Alterations
I thought she had
persisted
from corresponding with him.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Desisted
Jesus Alou is in the on-deck
circus.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Malaprops
Sports
Circle
Another victim of the grim
weeper.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Death
Malaprops
Grim reaper
She’s suffering from a detached
rectum.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Retina
You’re so
nayve!
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Naive
In a pig’s
dye.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Eye
… on
hollowed
ground
Anonymous
Malaprops
Hallowed
Don’t be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that,
“definition
of character.”
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Defamation of character
This ain’t one of these
slighthearted
occasions.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
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Sweetheart
You ain’t got no
qualifidations.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Qualifications
Please don’t draw me no
diaphrams.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Diagrams
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