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Revenge is a dish best served with cold cuts.

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He’s shown a lack of inconsistency.

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Ya gotta watch out for that rigididness; it’ll warf your personality.

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The whole world is turning into a regular Sodom and Glocca Morra.

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Not all that shivers is cold.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist
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I guess you could say I'm an internal optometrist.

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So I won’t make the cover of Harper’s Brassiere.

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Take it with a grain assault.

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I don’t go around signin’ no political documentaries.

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All girls go cockeyed during pooberescency.

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Doctors told me that if my uncle had lived, he most likely would have been a vegetarian.

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Nothing Eyetalian because it causes garlic stones.

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Why don't you go take a short walk on a long pier?

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I suffer from a deviant septum.

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What’s all this talk I’ve been hearing about violins on television?’

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress
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They live in a two-storage house.

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Nice quiet, waddya call, stablishment.

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Those people all corregated over there.

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Arabs wear turbines on their heads.

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It’s a temporarial blowout here; all the houses on the block are dark.

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Intricate facts of sex

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