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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 31)
When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your
longirudes and lassitudes.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Longitudes and latitudes
East is East and West is West,
but none of us is gonna meet Mark Twain.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Situations
And never the twain shall meet
Squid
pro quo.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Quid
Go to the
gyropractor
and get fixed?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Health
Malaprops
Chiropractor
Just keep hanging your
steamers
over there. You’re the one who got me into this whole expensive party here.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Decorations
Streamers
I’d say that the Meathead probably got
magnesia
and forgot where his mouth was.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Amnesia
What’s all this talk I’ve been hearing about
busting
school children?
Gilda Radner
(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Busing
I’d give that picture a Japanese Academy
Reward!
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Award
I didn't come all this way to spend my vacation in a
one-whore
town.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
One-horse
… behold, this very day, I have
interceded
another letter from the fellow.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Intercepted
Dunn &
Broad Streets
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Dunn & Bradstreet
Utrilities
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Utilities
You got a very
warfed
sense of humor.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Warped
Early in the morning when the
crows cock.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Cocks crow
Morning
It is beyond my apprehension.
Danny Ozark
American baseball manager
Malaprops
Comprehension
I am sorry to say that my
affluence
over my niece is very small.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Influence
Santa’s
Guh-nomes.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Gnomes
We have passed a lot of water since then.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Malaprops
As youse people say,
Sh-boom.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
People
Jews
Shalom
I just don’t want you to do nothing on the
sperm
of the moment.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Time
Spur of the moment
My doctor stays true to his
Apothecary Oath.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Hippocratic Oath
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