Subject: Malaprops (Page 31)

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

East is East and West is West, but none of us is gonna meet Mark Twain.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Squid pro quo.

(1971 – ) American actress

Go to the gyropractor and get fixed?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You’re the one who got me into this whole expensive party here.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I’d say that the Meathead probably got magnesia and forgot where his mouth was.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

What’s all this talk I’ve been hearing about busting school children?

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress

I’d give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I didn't come all this way to spend my vacation in a one-whore town.

(1971 – ) American actress

… behold, this very day, I have interceded another letter from the fellow.

Dunn & Broad Streets

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Utrilities

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You got a very warfed sense of humor.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Early in the morning when the crows cock.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

It is beyond my apprehension.

American baseball manager

I am sorry to say that my affluence over my niece is very small.

Santa’s Guh-nomes.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

We have passed a lot of water since then.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

As youse people say, Sh-boom.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I just don’t want you to do nothing on the sperm of the moment.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

My doctor stays true to his Apothecary Oath.