Subject: Malaprops (Page 32)

My husband went to Radio Shack and got some dog ears for the TV.

Malaprops Television

It’s a point or setter plant.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

I wasn’t under the impersonation you meant me.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
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Let’s go to lunch, I'm emancipated!

Food/Drink Malaprops

We wanted to help the indiguous people of the country.

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This is what I spent all those years learning my ABDs for?

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

There's more than one way to spin a rat.

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You think I just drove in from Long Island on a load of turnips?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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Rome wasn’t born in a day.

professional baseball player
Malaprops Places

Fires and grimstones of hell.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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If he don’t go calling the cops “pigs” or one of those other epilets…

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

You're making a mountain out of a Mohawk.

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I'm going to the store to buy a soup latrine.

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You’re everywhere. You’re omnivorous.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

I was beaming at the seams!

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What a messy house. How can they live in such squander.

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I will perish this trophy forever.

professional baseball player
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Beat your tambourines with the Hairy Knishes.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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Cut the biblical cord.

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Here’s a last bequest: I don’t want that guy sayin’ my last urology.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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The perferator of the crime was apprehended by the police.

Crime Malaprops