Subject: Malaprops (Page 32)

Patience is a virgin.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Dreams do come through.

I ain't a man of carnival instinctuals like you.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

My hunka flywood is ripped off!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Don’t be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, “definition of character.”

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You know what’s got the world in the shape today? Buddah, the Pope, Marx and Lemons.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Have no delusions about the past.

Shirley Temple was never as good as Bojangles George Murphy.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

It is beyond my apprehension.

American baseball manager

You got a very warfed sense of humor.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The defense breasts.

(1971 – ) American actress

This is a Jewish cake – they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

It ain't exactly the Pope diamond.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The Count of Monte Crisco

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I am sure I have done everything in my power since I exploded the affair.

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, definition of character.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Listen to the blabbing brook.

(1927 – ) American comedian

Left hand, right hand, it doesn’t matter, I’m amphibious.

professional basketball player

… the Women’s Lubrication Movement.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I won’t miss it one aorta!