Subject: Malaprops (Page 32)

She's as headstrong as an allegory on the banks of Nile.

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Doctors told me that if my uncle had lived, he most likely would have been a vegetarian.

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I ain’t no counterfeeter.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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Tell her I ain’t crawlin’ home to her with my tail between her legs.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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Dreams do come through.

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Dad says the monster is just a pigment of my imagination.

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Weekly filibooster

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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Senatorial, governorial, mayororial

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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It’s only supposed to take off a little microscope at a time.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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They tried to make me the escape goat.

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This was a very classy guy – in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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Mother Superiority

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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You could have knocked me down with a fender.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
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I'm not a pessimist, I'm an optometrist.

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There's more than one way to spin a rat.

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We drove around and looked at some apartments, and then we looked at some condoms.

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It ain't German to the conversation.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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Like in that picture, “The Prince & The Porpoise.”

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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I want to make a picture about the Russian secret police – the GOP.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
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I’m half prostate in the heat.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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Put your monkey where your mouth is.

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