Subject: Malaprops (Page 32)

Like ships that clash in the night.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Go to the gyropractor and get fixed?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He’s wearing a tomahawk haircut.

You made a certain referential remark there.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The scripts needs to be kept in sink.

B’nai Briss

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Position is nine-tenths of the law.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

birth patrol pills.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

A bird in the hand is worth a foot in the tush.

(1971 – ) American actress

He goes through groceries like an earth remover.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Beat your tambourines with the Hairy Knishes.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Dances with Wool.

(1971 – ) American actress

Home wasn't built in a day.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian

The Bible, if ya read it you’d know; it’s right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Wild hornets couldn’t drag me there.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Up at the crank of dawn.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian

Mopy Dick

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You know what they say, misery is the best company.

(1923 – 2013) American actress