Subject: Malaprops (Page 33)

Excitement to riot.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

No taxation without regimentation.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Utrilities

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Buy one of them battery transvester radios.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You're just trying to make me admit something I didn't do. I know all about reverse biology, buddy. I'm not an idiot.

The chickens have come home to roast.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian

… expensive care

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

When my dad was explaining the facts of life to me, he drew me a big diaphragm.

The crust of the problem

Up at the crank of dawn.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian

Business adventurous

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Oh, for I minute there, I thought I was illuminating.

I'm going to the store to buy a soup latrine.

All kids are trouble, Edith; and I don’t wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

She's as headstrong as an allegory on the banks of Nile.

He’s a wolf in cheap clothing.

… to love and to cherish, till death do us apart.

You’re so nayve!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Santa’s Guh-nomes.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Wild whores could not drag me away.

Wild hornets couldn’t drag me there.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)