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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 33)
Excitement to riot.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Incitement
No taxation without
regimentation.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Representation
Utrilities
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Utilities
Buy one of them battery
transvester
radios.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Transistor
You're just trying to make me admit something I didn't do. I know all about reverse
biology,
buddy. I'm not an idiot.
Malaprop
Intelligence
Malaprops
Reverse psychology
The chickens have come home to
roast.
Jane Sherwood Ace
(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Malaprops
Wordplay
Chickens
Roost
… expensive care
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Doctors
Health
Malaprops
Intensive care
When my dad was explaining the facts of life to me, he drew me a big
diaphragm.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Diagrams
The
crust
of the problem
Anonymous
Malaprops
Crux
Up at the
crank
of dawn.
Jane Sherwood Ace
(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Malaprops
Time
Crack
Business
adventurous
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Business
Ventures
Oh, for I minute there, I thought I was
illuminating.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Hallucinating
I'm going to the store to buy a soup
latrine.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Taurine
All kids are trouble, Edith; and I don’t wanna spend my
reclining
years trying to raise another one.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Children
Malaprops
Declining years
She's as headstrong as an
allegory
on the banks of Nile.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Malaprops
Alligator
Stubborn
He’s a wolf in
cheap
clothing.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Sheep’s
… to love and to cherish, till
death do us apart.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Part
You’re so
nayve!
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Naive
Santa’s
Guh-nomes.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Gnomes
Wild
whores
could not drag me away.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Horses
Wild
hornets
couldn’t drag me there.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Horses
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