Subject: Malaprops (Page 33)

I’m half prostate in the heat.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

There is no pancreas to the whole world's problems.

Malaprops

Growing up the trellis were pink and yellow concubines.

Malaprops

What’s all this talk I’ve been hearing about violins on television?’

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

I’ll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I’ll even bring home a whole maggot.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Looking at the initials on your monogroom.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

We’re not attempting to circumcise the rules.

football coach
Football Malaprops Sports

Get the hanging dog expression off your face.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Appearance Malaprops

The two of you was intricate together.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Absence makes the heart go wander.

Malaprops

Why don't you go take a short walk on a long pier?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

OK, if you can get an indepartial judge.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

A zebra cannot change its spots.

(1948 – ) U.S. vice president & politician, author & environmentalist
Animals Malaprops

Like they say, it ain’t over till the fat guy swings.

professional baseball player
Baseball Malaprops Sports

The whole ball of worms

Malaprops

He’s on 90… 10 away from that mythical figure.

British sports commentator
Malaprops Sports

My husband and I have a monotonous relationship.

Malaprops Relationships

A bird in the hand is worth two in the tush.

Malaprops

Horse ovaries

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Food/Drink Malaprops

When a boy’s coming into poobertyhood.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Do you Edith….take Archie Bunker to be your lawfully bedded husband?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops Marriage