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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 33)
When the whole neighborhood turns into a
smelting
pot.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Melting pot
It’s only supposed to take off a little microscope at a time.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
The first minute we get something beautiful going you got a way of saying things that just, I dunno, breaks the whole
spill.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Spell
We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Animals
Malaprops
Situations
What’s all this fuss I’ve been hearing about conserving our natural
racehorses?
Gilda Radner
(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Emily Litella on “Saturday Night Live”
Resources
Dances with
Wool.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Wolves
Home wasn't built in a day.
Jane Sherwood Ace
(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Malaprops
The Count of Monte
Crisco
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
The Count of Monte Crisco
What ya eat ain't got nuttin' to do with how old ya are. That all depends on your ancestors. It's what they call a matter of
heresy.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Family
Malaprops
Heredity
The city is negotiating with the railway so it can take over the maintenance of the
right away.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Right of way
Fires and
grimstones
of hell.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Brimstone
The walls of medieval cathedrals were supported by flying
buttocks.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Architecture
Buttresses
Many nations adopt a
tit for tit
policy.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Tit for Tat
They’re
diabolically
opposed.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Diametrically
Absolutely free, or
greatis.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Gratis
Committing
insex
in the family.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Incest
… create a little
dysentery
in the ranks.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Dissension
Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to
exercise
with her.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Exorcise
It ain't
German
to the conversation.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Germane
Relevant
Legitimate
reality
company
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Realty
What’s all this talk I’ve been hearing about
violins
on television?’
Gilda Radner
(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Emily Litella on “Saturday Night Live”
Violence
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