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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 33)
On a full stomach I probably
detergorate.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
We're like two peas in a
pot.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Situations
Two peas in a pod
I'm gonna keep a
beagle-eye
on you the whole weekend.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Eagle eye
Dad says the monster is just a
pigment
of my imagination.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Figment
Imagination
Everything is just
peaches and beans.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Situations
Good
Peaches and cream
He looked very thin and
emancipated.
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Malaprops
Emaciated
They’re
diabolically
opposed.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Diametrically
I'm an
Aquarium.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Aquarius
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
They think they can do the portrait in one
setting.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Sitting
I
resemble
that remark!
Anonymous
Malaprops
Resent
Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Mixed metaphors
A
Polack
art exhibit!
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Painter Jackson Pollock
My hunka
flywood
is ripped off!
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Plywood
Rules and regulations and
priororities.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Priorities
… baby lying in the
bassinoot.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Basinet
The whole world is turning into a regular Sodom and
Glocca Morra.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Places
Gomorrah
Sin
Maybe I’d like to run around the house my drawers, and with her here, I felt
inhabited.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Inhibited
Your words roll off me like water off a duck's >quack.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Back
What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the
wolf
over my eyes?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Wool
Like they say, it ain’t over till the fat
guy
swings.
Darren Daulton
professional baseball player
Baseball
Malaprops
Sports
Lady
Of stocky first baseman John Kruk
I am sorry to say that my
affluence
over my niece is very small.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Influence
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