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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 33)
So finally, the great Jefferson, who always
reclined
to cross my
freshhold
is into the house.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Declined
Threshold
It’s only the mercy of the Lord I ain’t had a stroke already – and a coronary
trombonus
in the bargain.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Health
Malaprops
Thrombosis
Brudder, you got a
preposition
and
that
thing will give you a
conclusion
of the brain.
Bugs Bunny
cartoon character (Mel Blanc)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Contusion
Proposition
And that's the
crutch
of the situation.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Crux
Have no
delusions
about the past.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Allusions
[to the doctor] How about what I done for you in the bottle there? Ya know, the
eulogy
test.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Doctors
Health
Malaprops
Urology
It ain’t
German
to the conversation. It ain’t supposed to make sense; it’s faith. Faith is something that you believe that nobody in his right mind would believe.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Beliefs
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Faith
Germaine
I am sorry to say that my
affluence
over my niece is very small.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Influence
Smells like some kind if
saniquarium.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Sanitarium
If you was
eavesdripping,
that there is a very
defensive
thing to do.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Eavesdropping
Offensive
Let’s go to lunch, I'm
emancipated!
Anonymous
Food/Drink
Malaprops
Emaciated
Hunger
New mother… they get a sense of waddya call,
the maternals.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Maternal instincts
You could have knocked me down with a
fender.
Jane Sherwood Ace
(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Malaprops
Astonishment
Feather
Welcome to our home; and as youse people say
"shaboom."
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
A greeting
Hebrew
Shalom
I'm a man. Men have got another thing… they got waddya call, a
carnival instinctuals.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Sex
Carnal instinct
Uh, no
intense offended
there.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Offense intended
Growing up the trellis were pink and yellow
concubines.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Columbines
Flowers
When you’re workin’ with invalids there, especially a lotta kinda
decrapid
old people.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Decrepit
Ain’t ya never heard
silence is gold?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Situations
Quiet
Silence is golden
Don’t talk like an
ignarosis.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Ignoramus
My uncle died of Lou
Sterrett's
disease.
Anonymous
Health
Malaprops
Gehrig’s
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