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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 34)
Let sleeping
ducks
lie.
Anonymous
Animals
Dogs
Malaprops
It’s a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known
detergent
to crime.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Deterrent
There's more than one way to
spin a rat.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Skin a cat
She's as headstrong as an
allegory
on the banks of Nile.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Malaprops
Alligator
Stubborn
You’ll be turned into a
pillow
of salt.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Pillar
They tried to make me the
escape goat.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Scape goat
… just to relieve the
monopoly.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Situations
Boredom
Monotony
Both of my children had the chicken
pops
when they were young.
Anonymous
Health
Malaprops
Chicken pox
He’s got that big house to maintain in San
Clemency.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
San Clemente CA
I’ve had to overcome a lot of
diversity.
Drew Gooden
professional basketball player
Malaprops
Sports
Adversity
All girls go cockeyed during
pooberescency.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Puberty
If that's something you
expire
to do.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Aspire
Things started to
snowplow.
Kevin Appier
professional baseball player
Malaprops
Situations
Snowball
I have taken many of God's blessings for
granite.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Granted
Funerereal
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Funerals
You’re so
nayve!
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Naive
Look at you, you’re white as a
goat.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Ghost
She has extra-
century
perception.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Extrasensory perception (ESP)
Intuition
He was from Thailand or some other
erotic
place.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Places
Exotic
Early in the morning when the
crows cock.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Cocks crow
Morning
They held a candlelight
visual.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Vigil
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