Subject: Malaprops (Page 34)

He’s got some grand strategy that he can’t revulge.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He's going up and down like a metronome.

Why don’t you take a high dive into the clam drip?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Look at you, you're white as a goat.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Just try to restract his attention.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Oh, for I minute there, I thought I was illuminating.

Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I didn't come all this way to spend my vacation in a one-whore town.

(1971 – ) American actress

You’d think I was Lazarus rising from the bed.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

What are you incinerating?

II want to go home and smuggle with my wife.

Tell her I ain’t crawlin’ home to her with my tail between her legs.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Go on with the renouncement.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Rome wasn't burned in a day.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist

Oh no, Mom has Indonesia!

(1971 – ) American actress

Arrivaducci, von boyage.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

… prostate with grief

V-D Day

(1923 – 2013) American actress

And then he [Mike Tyson] will have only channel vision.

English boxer

He’s a wolf in cheap clothing.

… when he goes besmearing the name…

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)