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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 34)
Listen to the
blabbing
brook.
Norm Crosby
(1927 – ) American comedian
Malaprops
Babbling
Waddya expect him to say,
entray voose?
Archie Bunker
Anonymous
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Enter
Entree vous
This is no longer just a
bubbling
brook.
Anonymous
Malaprops
A reporter during a hurricane-induced flood
Babbling brook
The
crust
of the problem
Anonymous
Malaprops
Crux
She has extra-
century
perception.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Extrasensory perception (ESP)
Intuition
You could have knocked me down with a
fender.
Jane Sherwood Ace
(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Malaprops
Astonishment
Feather
Not all that shivers is cold.
Leo Rosten
(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist
Malaprops
Glitters is gold
As one of the faithful
constituitionals.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Constituents
You’re trying to give him
goremets
dinners.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Food/Drink
Malaprops
Gourmet
You’re the lowly
pheasant
with the job of keeping her here.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Peasant
Book Of
Ecclesiasticles
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Beliefs
Malaprops
Bible
Ecclesiastes
Yeah, and
I'm
the simpleton? Tricking them was as easy as
1-2-C.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
1-2-3
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
We're gonna strike before
Ivan gets hot.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
The iron get hot
As inevitable as death in
Texas.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
And taxes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Oh say can you see, by the dawn’s early light. What so proudly we hailed.
Of thee I sing.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Music
From “America”
God Bless America, written by
Milton
Berlin.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Irving Berlin
Up at the
crank
of dawn.
Jane Sherwood Ace
(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Malaprops
Time
Crack
Like in that picture, “The Prince & The
Porpoise.”
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Pauper
She's really tough; she's
remorseful
David Moorcroft
English runner
Malaprops
Resourceful
Nothing Eyetalian because it causes
garlic
stones.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Gall stones
Italian
You’re talkin’ like you swallowed an
alnamac.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Almanac
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