Subject: Malaprops (Page 34)

Tonight, I become a lesbian.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Umbiblical cord

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Commenstrual with my experience.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

It was a very heart-rendering story.

Emotions Malaprops

You’d think I was Lazarus rising from the bed.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

I’ve got a tooth that’s driving me to extraction.

ventriloquist dummy of Edgar Bergen (1903 – 1978)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Tell her I ain’t crawlin’ home to her with my tail between her legs.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Have no delusions about the past.

Malaprops

In bed, I’m totally impudent… [later] I got the feeling my prudence is coming back.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Beat your tambourines with the Hairy Knishes.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

I guess you could say I'm an internal optometrist.

Malaprops

The chickens have come home to roast.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Malaprops Wordplay

Many nations adopt a tit for tit policy.

Malaprops

Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Death Malaprops

He’d go through the house like Typhoon Mary.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

This is unparalyzed in the state's history.

Texas politician
Malaprops

Texas has a lot of electrical votes.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Government Malaprops Places Yogi-isms

Just remember the words of Patrick Henry – ‘Kill me or let me live.’

football coach
Malaprops

Welfare incipients

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Legitimate reality company

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

The two of you was intricate together.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes