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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 34)
He’s got some grand strategy that he can’t
revulge.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Divulge
He's going up and down like a
metronome.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Why don’t you take a high dive into the clam
drip?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Dip
Look at you, you're white as a
goat.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Appearance
Malaprops
Ghost
Just try to
restract
his attention.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Attract
Oh, for I minute there, I thought I was
illuminating.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Hallucinating
Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Mixed metaphors
I didn't come all this way to spend my vacation in a
one-whore
town.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
One-horse
You’d think I was Lazarus rising from the
bed.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Dead
What are you
incinerating?
Anonymous
Malaprops
Insinuating
II want to go home and
smuggle
with my wife.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Snuggle
Tell her I ain’t crawlin’ home to her with my tail between her legs.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
My legs
Go on with the
renouncement.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Announcement
Rome wasn't burned in a day.
Leo Rosten
(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist
Malaprops
Rome
Oh no, Mom has
Indonesia!
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Amnesia
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Arrivaducci, von boyage.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Communication
Language
Malaprops
Arrivederci
Bon voyage
… prostate with grief
Anonymous
Malaprops
Prostrate
Tony Soprano
V-D
Day
Jean Stapleton
(1923 – 2013) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Edith Bunker in “All In the Family”
V-E Day
And then he [Mike Tyson] will have only
channel
vision.
Frank Bruno
English boxer
Malaprops
Tunnel vision
He’s a wolf in
cheap
clothing.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Sheep’s
… when he goes
besmearing
the name…
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Besmirching
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