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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 34)
I got a
unanimous
letter
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Anonymous
The mind
wobbles.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Boggles
Like a bull into a
china closet.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
China shop
From the prairies, to the oceans,
wide
with foam.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
America
Malaprops
Places
White with foam
I’m a member of the
weeper
sex.
Jane Sherwood Ace
(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Malaprops
People
Women
Gender
Weaker
Around here, it's always feast or
phantom.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Famine
You don’t hear me gettin’
historical.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Hysterical
Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Trouble
Let’s go to lunch, I'm
emancipated!
Anonymous
Food/Drink
Malaprops
Emaciated
Hunger
Lobster
Greenberg
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Newburg
The rules are written by the
bureaucraps.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Bureaucrats
Even Napoleon had his
Watergate.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Malaprops
Yogi-isms
Napoleon
Waterloo
What’s all this fuss I’ve been hearing about an
eagle
rights amendment?’
Gilda Radner
(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Emily Litella on “Saturday Night Live”
Equal Rights Amendment
I can
syncronize
with those homeless people.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Empathy
Sympathize
The Bible, if ya read it you’d know; it’s right in the beginning there, in the Book of
Generous.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Genesis
He experienced some rectal
breeding.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Bleeding
He's a wolf in
cheap
clothing.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Sheep’s
When my dad was explaining the facts of life to me, he drew me a big
diaphragm.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Diagrams
Reclimbing
chair
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Things
Reclining
Ya better keep a
civilian
tongue in your head.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Communication
Malaprops
Speech
Civil tongue
There is no
pancreas
to the whole world's problems.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Panacea
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