Subject: Malaprops (Page 34)

I got a unanimous letter

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The mind wobbles.

(1971 – ) American actress

Like a bull into a china closet.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

From the prairies, to the oceans, wide with foam.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I’m a member of the weeper sex.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian

Around here, it's always feast or phantom.

You don’t hear me gettin’ historical.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Let’s go to lunch, I'm emancipated!

Lobster Greenberg

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The rules are written by the bureaucraps.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

What’s all this fuss I’ve been hearing about an eagle rights amendment?’

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress

I can syncronize with those homeless people.

The Bible, if ya read it you’d know; it’s right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He experienced some rectal breeding.

He's a wolf in cheap clothing.

When my dad was explaining the facts of life to me, he drew me a big diaphragm.

Reclimbing chair

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Ya better keep a civilian tongue in your head.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

There is no pancreas to the whole world's problems.