Subject: Malaprops (Page 4)

The real estate agent can give you all the perpendiculars of this listing.

He was able to keep things in the proper suspective.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

That guy ain’t been the same since he had that vasexomy.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

She's as headstrong as an allegory on the banks of Nile.

You wanna talk that Russian talk, take yourself back over to the USSO.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

It ain’t the heat; it’s the humility.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

I’m suffering a little bit from smoke exhilaration.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Nothing Eyetalian because it causes garlic stones.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

See if he passed the literaracy test.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

That ain’t superstition – that’s self-perservation.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Weekly filibooster

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Tell her I ain’t crawlin’ home to her with my tail between her legs.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

What ya eat ain't got nuttin' to do with how old ya are. That all depends on your ancestors. It's what they call a matter of heresy.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I'm going to hold my breast until I turn blue.

(1971 – ) American actress

Probably a torn filament right there in the kneecap.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Yeah, we’re really sick, Mom! I think we have Monte Cristo’s Revenge!

(1971 – ) American actress

… ifso fatso

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Don’t be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, “definition of character.”

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)