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Subject:
Malaprops
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I'm an
Aquarium.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Aquarius
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
New mother… they get a sense of waddya call,
the maternals.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Maternal instincts
Government of the people, by the people, and
for the pursuit of happiness.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
And for the people
Well, that was a cliff-dweller.
Wes Westrum
professional baseball manager
Baseball
Malaprops
Sports
Cliff hanger
On a close baseball game
I am sorry to say that my
affluence
over my niece is very small.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Influence
Position
is nine-tenths of the law.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Possession
The real estate agent can give you all the
perpendiculars
of this listing.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Particulars
Do you Edith….take Archie Bunker to be your lawfully
bedded
husband?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Marriage
Lawfully wedded
You’re a bartender, y’aint a
mortrician.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Mortician
It was a very heart-
rendering
story.
Anonymous
Emotions
Malaprops
Heart-rending
What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the
wolf
over my eyes?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Wool
Feed a cold, starve for
pizza.
Starve a pizza, eat cold feet.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Fever
I’m as red as a
sheet.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Malaprops
Yogi-isms
Beet
Embarrassment
Left hand, right hand, it doesn’t matter, I’m
amphibious.
Charles Shackleford
professional basketball player
Malaprops
Sports
Ambidextrous
To my dear daughter Gloria Bunker … I leave my living room chair as a
central piece
in her someday living room.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Centerpiece
Yeah, and
I'm
the simpleton? Tricking them was as easy as
1-2-C.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
1-2-3
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Just keep your eye on the
pie.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Prize
That ain’t superstition – that’s
self-perservation.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Self preservation
Home wasn't built in a day.
Jane Sherwood Ace
(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Malaprops
… hangin' around her neck like an
albacore.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Albatross
Tell her I ain’t crawlin’ home to her with my tail between
her
legs.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
My legs
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