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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 4)
In the nineteenth century, life was hard for Europe’s
pheasants.
Anonymous
Malaprops
People
Poverty
Peasants
Edith, I’m
mortifried!
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Mortified
It was a very heart-
rendering
story.
Anonymous
Emotions
Malaprops
Heart-rending
Up at the
crank
of dawn.
Jane Sherwood Ace
(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Malaprops
Time
Crack
Off-the-docks
Jews.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
People
Orthodox
The Meathead swooped down on the table like a plague of
crocuses.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Locusts
As our President said in his
renegurial
address.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Communication
Malaprops
Speech
Inaugural
Government of the people, by the people, and
for the pursuit of happiness.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
And for the people
Emperor
Negro,
who fiddled while Rome burned…
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
People
Nero
If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Ain’t ya never heard of
Medicure?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Medicare
Gonna be
incrimated
… they’re gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver
urinals.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Death
Malaprops
Cremated
Urns
He wants his son to follow in his
footprints.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Footsteps
Both of my children had the chicken
pops
when they were young.
Anonymous
Health
Malaprops
Chicken pox
That's a
hog
of a different color.
Malaprop
Malaprops
Horse
Flying saucers are just an optical
conclusion.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Illusion
Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days,
begatten.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Children
Malaprops
Corona-rary
bypass.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Health
Malaprops
Coronary
It ain’t exactly the
Pope Diamond.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Hope diamond
When making picture frames, you’ll need a
Midas
box, so you can cut the angle right.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Miter box
He was in
cardial
arrest.
Anonymous
Health
Malaprops
Cardiac
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