Subject: Malaprops (Page 4)

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, definition of character.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Cooking Food/Drink Malaprops

This is a Jewish cake – they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Why don't you go take a short walk on a long pier?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

I want to hear it so quiet we can hear a mouse dropping.

(1897 – 1960) Russian-born American film director, actor & producer
Malaprops Misspokements

Something bad has befelt the family.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Off-the-docks Jews.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops People

Put your monkey where your mouth is.

Malaprops Money

I waited an hour for my starter; so I complained… ‘It's not rocket salad.’

British comedian & actress
Communication Malaprops Wordplay

To avoid misunderstanding, I’ll stop speaking formal English and just use the binocular.

Communication Language Malaprops

The defense breasts.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Excitement to riot.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

There is no pancreas to the whole world's problems.

Malaprops

And that's the crutch of the situation.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Dropped the heavy lid of the terlet right on my instoop.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Dreams do come through.

Malaprops

Wouldn't let 'em get in a word wedgewise.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Communication Malaprops Speech

When making picture frames, you’ll need a Midas box, so you can cut the angle right.

Malaprops

I'm going to hold my breast until I turn blue.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Groinocologist

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Doctors Health Malaprops

… welfare incipients

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops