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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 4)
A veritable
land mine
of valuable information.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Gold mine
Michelangelo painted the ceiling of the
Sixteenth
Chapel.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Sistine
The acrobats are performing
freaks
at the circus.
Anonymous
Entertainment
Malaprops
Circus
Feats
Did you watch the space
shovel
take off?
Anonymous
Malaprops
Shuttle
It ain’t
German
to the conversation. It ain’t supposed to make sense; it’s faith. Faith is something that you believe that nobody in his right mind would believe.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Beliefs
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Faith
Germaine
I’d give that picture a Japanese Academy
Reward!
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Award
Don’t ya know it’s bad luck to keep
icrons
in a Christian home?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Religion
Icons
The town had the coldest temperature in all the
contagious
states.
Anonymous
America
Malaprops
Places
Contiguous
Nice quiet, waddya call,
stablishment.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Establishment
Your honor, may I
encroach
the bench?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Law
Malaprops
Approach the bench
Court
What’s all this talk I’ve been hearing about
busting
school children?
Gilda Radner
(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Busing
You’re everywhere. You’re
omnivorous.
Homer Simpson
cartoon character in
The Simpsons
(Dan Castellaneta)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Go to the
gyropractor
and get fixed?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Health
Malaprops
Chiropractor
We're gonna strike before
Ivan gets hot.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
The iron get hot
I waited an hour for my starter; so I complained… ‘It's not rocket salad.’
Lou Sanders
British comedian & actress
Communication
Malaprops
Wordplay
Absence makes the heart go wander.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Grow fonder
When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your
longirudes and lassitudes.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Longitudes and latitudes
You want people to think you live in a pig's
eye?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
In a pig’s sty
… create a little
dysentery
in the ranks.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Dissension
Your words roll off me like water off a duck's >quack.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Back
The Bunkers is going down to Florida as
pre-deranged.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Prearranged
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