Subject: Malaprops (Page 4)

I'm an Aquarium.

(1971 – ) American actress

New mother… they get a sense of waddya call, the maternals.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Well, that was a cliff-dweller.

professional baseball manager

I am sorry to say that my affluence over my niece is very small.

Position is nine-tenths of the law.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The real estate agent can give you all the perpendiculars of this listing.

Do you Edith….take Archie Bunker to be your lawfully bedded husband?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You’re a bartender, y’aint a mortrician.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

It was a very heart-rendering story.

What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Feed a cold, starve for pizza. Starve a pizza, eat cold feet.

(1971 – ) American actress

I’m as red as a sheet.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Left hand, right hand, it doesn’t matter, I’m amphibious.

professional basketball player

To my dear daughter Gloria Bunker … I leave my living room chair as a central piece in her someday living room.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Yeah, and I'm the simpleton? Tricking them was as easy as 1-2-C.

(1971 – ) American actress

Just keep your eye on the pie.

That ain’t superstition – that’s self-perservation.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Home wasn't built in a day.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian

… hangin' around her neck like an albacore.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Tell her I ain’t crawlin’ home to her with my tail between her legs.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)