Subject: Malaprops (Page 4)

A veritable land mine of valuable information.

Michelangelo painted the ceiling of the Sixteenth Chapel.

The acrobats are performing freaks at the circus.

Did you watch the space shovel take off?

It ain’t German to the conversation. It ain’t supposed to make sense; it’s faith. Faith is something that you believe that nobody in his right mind would believe.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I’d give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Don’t ya know it’s bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The town had the coldest temperature in all the contagious states.

Nice quiet, waddya call, stablishment.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Your honor, may I encroach the bench?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

What’s all this talk I’ve been hearing about busting school children?

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress

You’re everywhere. You’re omnivorous.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

Go to the gyropractor and get fixed?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

We're gonna strike before Ivan gets hot.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I waited an hour for my starter; so I complained… ‘It's not rocket salad.’

British comedian & actress

Absence makes the heart go wander.

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

… create a little dysentery in the ranks.

Your words roll off me like water off a duck's quack.

(1971 – ) American actress

The Bunkers is going down to Florida as pre-deranged.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)