Subject: Malaprops (Page 4)

In the nineteenth century, life was hard for Europe’s pheasants.

Edith, I’m mortifried!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

It was a very heart-rendering story.

Up at the crank of dawn.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian

Off-the-docks Jews.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The Meathead swooped down on the table like a plague of crocuses.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

As our President said in his renegurial address.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Emperor Negro, who fiddled while Rome burned…

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Ain’t ya never heard of Medicure?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Gonna be incrimated… they’re gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He wants his son to follow in his footprints.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Both of my children had the chicken pops when they were young.

That's a hog of a different color.

Flying saucers are just an optical conclusion.

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Corona-rary bypass.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

It ain’t exactly the Pope Diamond.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

When making picture frames, you’ll need a Midas box, so you can cut the angle right.

He was in cardial arrest.