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Subject:
Malaprops
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They held a candlelight
visual.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Vigil
You want people to think you live in a
pig’s eye?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Pig sty
This ain’t one of these
slighthearted
occasions.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Sweetheart
Rome wasn’t
born
in a day.
Johnny Logan
professional baseball player
Malaprops
Places
Built
Rome
What are you
incinerating?
Anonymous
Malaprops
Insinuating
I'm going to hold my
breast
until I turn blue.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Breath
Sentimentual
value
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Sentimental
Buenos
nachos.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Noches
He's the type who will cut your throat behind your back.
Leo Rosten
(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist
Malaprops
People
She has extra-
century
perception.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Extrasensory perception (ESP)
Intuition
Civilized humanical relationships
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
The Count of Monte
Crisco
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
The Count of Monte Crisco
Survival of the
fitness.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Fittest
Survival
Wearing a
Yamaha
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Yarmulke
Shirley Temple was never as good as
Bojangles George Murphy.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Bill ‘Bojangles’ Robinson
I'm going to the store to buy a soup
latrine.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Taurine
Everything is just
peaches and beans.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Situations
Good
Peaches and cream
Our ship was caught in a
typhoid.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Typhoon
I'm not a pessimist, I'm an
optometrist.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Optimist
That there is an
invason of my privates.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Invasion of my privacy
Rackwell Walsh
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Raquel Welsh
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