Subject: Malaprops (Page 5)

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease.

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Reclimbing chair

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Hidin’ out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera.

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She had a seashore disorder.

German headshrinker named Sigmund Fruit.

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Infernal Revenue

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You're just trying to make me admit something I didn't do. I know all about reverse biology, buddy. I'm not an idiot.

Here’s the money for our patentcy.

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A woman doctor is only good for women's problems… like your groinocology.

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Take a cruise down to the Virgin’s Island.

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They think they can do the portrait in one setting.

He’s suffering from a lack of self of steam.

Groinocologist

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We have passed a lot of water since then.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

The two of you was intricate together.

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That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic.

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The most important decision is that of excepting Jesus in your life.

But I don't have an intricate relationship with it.

There’s two heads to every coin.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Hanging around my neck like an albacross.

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… ifso fatso

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