Subject: Malaprops (Page 5)

They held a candlelight visual.

You want people to think you live in a pig’s eye?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

This ain’t one of these slighthearted occasions.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Rome wasn’t born in a day.

professional baseball player

What are you incinerating?

I'm going to hold my breast until I turn blue.

(1971 – ) American actress

Sentimentual value

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Buenos nachos.

(1971 – ) American actress

He's the type who will cut your throat behind your back.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist

She has extra-century perception.

Civilized humanical relationships

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The Count of Monte Crisco

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Survival of the fitness.

Wearing a Yamaha

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Shirley Temple was never as good as Bojangles George Murphy.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I'm going to the store to buy a soup latrine.

Everything is just peaches and beans.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Our ship was caught in a typhoid.

I'm not a pessimist, I'm an optometrist.

That there is an invason of my privates.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Rackwell Walsh

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)