Subject: Malaprops (Page 5)

The rules are written by the bureaucraps.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He was a man of great statue.

She has initiated and is very remorseful.

He’ll be coming back and back and back, like a chronicle rash.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The Dago on the Yarmulke.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Something bad has befelt the family.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Beat your tambourines with the Hairy Knishes.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You're just trying to make me admit something I didn't do. I know all about reverse biology, buddy. I'm not an idiot.

Cut the biblical cord.

He's the pineapple of politeness.

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he’s coming over here to claim his pound of fish.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I was beaming at the seams!

You could have knocked me down with the weather!

(1971 – ) American actress

So I started giving her mouth to mouth restitution, there.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Hippocritical oath.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Yeah, we’re really sick, Mom! I think we have Monte Cristo’s Revenge!

(1971 – ) American actress

I ain’t in a happy frame of mood.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Like ships that clash in the night.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

This is unparalyzed in the state's history.

Texas politician

He wants his son to follow in his footprints.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You may have heard some funny comedians in your time – Milton Berlin, Don Trickles.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)