Subject: Malaprops (Page 5)

Let fightin' dogs lie.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

[to the doctor] How about what I done for you in the bottle there? Ya know, the eulogy test.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The sexual act was never constipated.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Sit right down there, seniorora.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I’m a ragged individualist.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian

Mother Superiority

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

We seem to have unleased a hornet's nest.

Welcome to our home; and as youse people say "shaboom."

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

This anecdote you give, how ya supposed to take it?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

There is no pancreas to the whole world's problems.

I am sorry to say that my affluence over my niece is very small.

He’s shown a lack of inconsistency.

I could hear footprints.

You want people to think you live in a pig’s eye?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

It’s a well known hysterical fact: they gave ’em an inch of CzechosloWakia and they took Poland.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The flood damage was so bad they had to evaporate the city.

Spanish PR’s from the Caraboon.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

… to love and to cherish, till death do us apart.

Absence makes the heart go wander.

Paragorically, I will not let you ever talk about our sex life.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)