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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 5)
Let
fightin' dogs lie.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Animals
Malaprops
Situations
Sleeping dogs lie
[to the doctor] How about what I done for you in the bottle there? Ya know, the
eulogy
test.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Doctors
Health
Malaprops
Urology
So finally, the great Jefferson, who always
reclined
to cross my
freshhold
is into the house.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Declined
Threshold
The sexual act was never
constipated.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Consumated
Sit right down there,
seniorora.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Senorita
I’m a
ragged
individualist.
Jane Sherwood Ace
(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Malaprops
Rugged
Mother
Superiority
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Mother Superior
We seem to have
unleased
a hornet's nest.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Situations
Trouble
Welcome to our home; and as youse people say
"shaboom."
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
A greeting
Hebrew
Shalom
This
anecdote
you give, how ya supposed to take it?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Antidote
There is no
pancreas
to the whole world's problems.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Panacea
I am sorry to say that my
affluence
over my niece is very small.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Influence
He’s shown a lack of
inconsistency.
An English soccer player
Malaprops
Sports
Consistency
I could hear
footprints.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Footsteps
You want people to think you live in a
pig’s eye?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Pig sty
It’s a well known
hysterical
fact: they gave ’em an inch of
CzechosloWakia
and they took Poland.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Czechoslovakia
Historical
The flood damage was so bad they had to
evaporate
the city.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Evacuate
Spanish PR’s from the
Caraboon.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Carribean
… to love and to cherish, till
death do us apart.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Part
Absence makes the heart go wander.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Grow fonder
Paragorically,
I will not let you ever talk about our sex life.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Categorically
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