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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 5)
The rules are written by the
bureaucraps.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Bureaucrats
He was a man of great
statue.
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Malaprops
Stature
She has
initiated
and is very
remorseful.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Malaprops
Initiative
Resourceful
He’ll be coming back and back and back, like a
chronicle
rash.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Chronic rash
The Dago on the
Yarmulke.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Yamaha
Something bad has
befelt
the family.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Befell
Beat your tambourines with the
Hairy Knishes.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Hari krishna
You're just trying to make me admit something I didn't do. I know all about reverse
biology,
buddy. I'm not an idiot.
Malaprop
Intelligence
Malaprops
Reverse psychology
Cut the
biblical
cord.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Umbilical
He's the
pineapple
of politeness.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Pinnacle
Politeness
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he’s coming over here to claim his pound of
fish.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
I was
beaming
at the seams!
Anonymous
Malaprops
Bursting
You could have knocked me down with the
weather!
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Weather
So I started giving her mouth to mouth
restitution,
there.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Respiration
Hippocritical
oath.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Doctors
Health
Malaprops
Hippocratic Oath
Yeah, we’re really sick, Mom! I think we have
Monte Cristo’s
Revenge!
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Montezuma’s
I ain’t in a happy frame of mood.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Emotions
Happiness
Malaprops
Mind
Frame of mind
Like ships that
clash
in the night.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Pass in the night
This is
unparalyzed
in the state's history.
Gib Lewis
Texas politician
Malaprops
Unparalleled
He wants his son to follow in his
footprints.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Footsteps
You may have heard some funny comedians in your time – Milton Berlin, Don
Trickles.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Rickles
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